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Note: Before you read this, you should know- THIS IS A CRACK FIC. Meaning it's not really meant to makes sense 99% of the time. The idea came from this, and I recommend reading that post before reading this.
Prologue
I'd finally had enough- I had taken as much of their crap as I could. I'd heard enough of Disney stealing Naruto, enough about Batman being an anime, enough about the Naruto OC whose chakra was limitless and was able to create anything- be it a sword or food- from that chakra. I'd listened to this crap for months now, and not once had these idiots got their facts straight. I doubt they even knew what the hell they were talking about half the time.
All I knew was that I had to escape this torture- no human being could withstand this.
Before I really knew what I was doing, I had thrown my Nintendo DS which I had been playing at the time to the other end of the bus, which I think actually hit somebody due to the pained grunt that followed. I didn't stop to check if this was true or not, though. I crawled over the idiot who was sitting beside me, who gave me a confused look, a look similar to the one I gave him every day. I completely disregarded the bus driver's order to sit down. Sit down? Sit down? With those idiots? No way, I was going insane sitting there. I needed to get away. So without another thought, I turned toward the doors of the bus and ran at them, leaping just before I reached the steps. The last thing I heard was the surprised gasps and screams of the other students as the two bus doors burst open from my momentum.
Then I realized I had made a slight mistake. Sure, I wanted to get away from the idiots on the bus...but throwing myself off the bus would be painful. Unfortunately, I didn't have much time to contemplate this before I crashed headfirst onto the ground outside.
As unconsciousness gripped me, the last thing I had heard the group talk about echoed through my thoughts, the slaughtered name of a popular anime-
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The Unnamed
This is something I had spinning around in my head for quite awhile, and finally put this together for my school's Literary Magazine(which was never published- it's SUPPOSED to come out this year though, but we'll see). This is quite rushe...End
