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Quick Update

Welp, I'm here, getting trained in wilderness first aid, which is somewhat tedious, but it's fun playing the asshole victim in scenarios. I don't have a day off till next week, and I'm going to try and be getting up at 6 AM to jog/hobble around the lake, and then shower, and then use the Internets (which we only got yesterday) all before wake up so I don't have to compete. Other than that, bot much going on here except last night I got to lifeguard 17 skinny-dipping people, a camp first! I saw a lot more titties than is usual for me, but nobody drowned, so all in all a success.

Oh, and I accidentally let the camp director's dog escape from the office so I had to chase her down and catch the damn mop, which was a trial.

Have a good week!

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