Where's Your Apocalypse Now?

As I begin the writing of this post, it is now 12:28 AM, meaning that the Mayan doomsday has come and gone. And as far as I can tell, the world is still intact. So once again it was just another false alarm. No nuclear holocaust or invading aliens. No cataclysmic earthquakes or floods. The plant is still orbiting the sun in its normal rotation. There have been no devastating solar flares or meteors impacting the earth. And of course there is no sign of any rogue planet hurling towards us like an oncoming semi.

So it's just like we all thought, the doomsday warning was bogus. And all the people that thought it was true need to get with it. Now I admit that it might be somewhat possible that the Mayans were right. I'm no expert, but the so-called "Nabiru" or "Planet X" could've come at us through a sudden undetectable wormhole and collided with our planet at an extremely high speed and killed us all before we even knew what had happened. But that possibility was extremely improbable. A zombie apocalypse was more likely.

But of course I'm sure there are people out there who still don't think it's over yet. I'm sure there are a lot of people out there saying things like, "Well, technically the world isn't supposed to end until after the twenty-first," or, "The world won't end until after New Years. The Mayans were just off by ten days." Look, the bottom line is that the deadline has come and gone. If the world was going to end, it would've ended yesterday. So to all those people who still might think the world will end, don't do anything stupid like quitting your job, selling your house, or leaving your family to go on any sort of binge. Because all that's going to happen is that you're going to look like an idiot.

Just felt like getting that off my chest. Goodnight everyone.

~Darkarax

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