My my. Isn't this just wonderful?
Both Itachi and Deidara are lost and are in need of my assistance.
Hidan and Kakazu will be back in a matter of hours....But I won't help them so soon....No, I'll wait until they beg me and when they promise me something...I'm not sure what yet.
But when they promise to give or do something for me, then I will help them.
I wonder how long it will take them to realize I won't help them so easily?
Deidara's in the hospital, because of Itachi. But really, the planned still worked. Itachi and Deidara are (sorta) friends now. Deidara has a girlfriend. Itachi can have his room back, (but I get the flat screen that's in it) and Konan and I are back together.
Seriously, things are going great here now....
Konan: Pein, what are you typing?
Me: Just an entry to my blog.
Konan: Can I see?
Me: I don't see why not...*shows her site*
Konan: I might want one of these....
Me: Of course darling. *kisses her cheek*
(to those wishing to join this blog thingy....contact Deidara....we kinda need a Konan if you haven't figured it out yet)
Most of my staff is now calling in sick, and I think we're losing visitors because of it! I need a vacation.
I tried to google why we're all throwing up without reason, but all I found was stuff about if you swallow too much snot you'll throw up.
So, I'm guessing we're either sick...or someone has poisoned us. Both are VERY unlikely, but I remember what the one woman said about us being tracked. I doubt any ninja is more skilled than we are at slipping poison into our food...
I'm feeling better, but I still throw up sometimes, usually I see or smell something that upsets my stomach and WHOOPTY DOO! I run around looking for a trash can.
This morning I decided to be somewhat nice and go around all the rooms giving the Akatsuki members some ginger ale. It does help, A LOT.
Well, I g2g...I think I can hear something coming from someone's room. Sound like Itachi's yelling at someone for something....