.Destiny.
- Created By xxem0crayonxx
I'm undead.Unfed. been sleeping on. bunkbeds. since 10.
I can't sleep like at all.
my arms are terrible.
my hair is messed up. so i need to get a new haircut. fffffxxxckkk.
:/ im thinking of just a fringe and my hair curving inwards towards my face. annd then the tips pink.
i dont know.
i feel like crap. blllehh.
Comment. laugh. make fun of me.
i really dont care.
Mm. ass.
i saw the most discusting thing ever.
some chick with really really really chunky legs. was wearing daisydukes.
and it was like flying all over the place. and i had a disturbed facial expression. she started glaring at me so i pretended to cough.. and walked out
i was leaning against a brick wall outside the store waiting for grandma and she waddles her way out. and then theres some extremely skinny girl waiting for her to come out screaming BIRTHA. and i was like. "uhm. too much weight on the right side. her car might roll over....oh shxt."
O_o. Weird shit.
we live on front porches and swing life away.
Life can be a mess sometimes..you just have to know how to clean it up.
Life is a pain in the ass, no?
im sick of it
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ohmahgod.
yesterday i was putting bird food in my grandmothers birdfeeder, right?
and there was a baby bunny so i was like "AWHH" and then their dog Cheeko ran by, snatched it up, and killed it, and ran away with it. i dropped the birdseed and died alittle bit inside.
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New York.
Oh how i miss new york.
blgjsduigjslhnsfdgsdgfd!!!!!!
Uh. yeah. 33ghszhfszgfshbsf
dont know what to put.
OH
today was weird
i was out on the four wheeler
in the back fields of my grandparents
and i saw something moving in the weeds.
so i slammed on the brake. and looked and there was a family of woodchucks speed waddling in front of me.
i was shocked.
shahahah
AND THATS THE STORY OF THE DAY KIDDOS.
as seen on TV. My balls. and random commercials. !
Mighty putty.
WTF?!
its green until you rub it then it turns white. i mean really what the hell.
ShamWow.
i do not say WOW everytime i use it. No Vince.
i was NOT amazed.
you are just too cool for words huh Vince. You and yer stupid little headset.
Screw you.
Listen Up!
UH? you can hear conversasions from across the road??!?
STALKER!
god! Wtf?! Who'd want to sit there listening to yer neighbors talk about their cousins herpies? no one.
Mighty Mendit!
alright.
lets get this fact STRAIGHT.
if yer pants rip. That easly. Get better pants.
and when i bend down my pants do not rip. i do not need to mend my damn pants.
Billy. no need to scream.
Kid Kleen Bath Blizzard
as much as i enjoyed watching small children play in a bathtub full of bubbles.
i do not like yer product.
YAYAYAYAYAYAY YER BUBBLE BEARD STAYY!! my ass.
Strap perfect
Taylor! OH TAYLOR.
alright.
I LOVED hearing about firm breasts.
thanks for the update.
no more saggy boobs. YES
Drop Stop.
NO i do not drop my keys, Bracelettes, or phone in between my freaking seat in the car.
okay? if i wanted to stop thnigs from going in there id roll up a washcloth and SHOVE it in there.
Thanks though.
QUICK ITS ONLY $19.99!!!!!!dont you just hate that?
god.
(:
just acouple weird commercials for now.
Viagra.
MY GOD. you choose old people fer yer commercial?!
I DO NOT NEED TO HEAR ABOUT OLD PEOPLE AND THEIR ERECTAL DISFUNCTIONS.
Trojan Vibrating Touch.
UH?! THE OLD WOMAN IN THE BACK?!
I DO NOT NEED TO HEAR ABOUT THAT EITHER!
KY.
i understand
yer lube is AMAZING.
but i do not need to see the works. Thanks. xD
