Going to try and keep this as non-fangirly as humanly possible, watch it fail! xD
Movie Name: Hetalia: Paint it White!
Subbed, Dubbed, Both: Raw only as of current
Length: 61mins.
Age Scale: meh doesn't really matter since Francis is able to keep his clothes on for an ENTIRE MOVIE (really Arthur just used his mad embroidery skills and sewed Francis's jumpsuit shut x3)
Summery: It happened! America's theory is true and weird faceless aliens are turning the citizens of the world into white humanoid blobs. The Allies and Axis put aside their differences and team up to stop the invading threat while meeting a few familiar faces along the way. With Alfred F. Jones as their fearless (self-appointed) leader, nothing can stop them as they fight for their lost homes. (While Switzerland and Lichenstein sit in a grassy feild because they are useless *shot and killed by you know who*) Will Arthur and Francis ever put aside their sexual tension? How will Italy cope in all this chaos? Can they save their beloved cities from horribly abstract DOOM? FIND OUT IN THE ACTUALLY FULL LENGTH MOVIE HETALIA: PAINT IT WHITE!
*fail epic writing is fail* :P
Personal Opinion: *regains composure and puts on glasses for smartical effect* Alright, there are probably three ways you can look at this movie.
One...Troller: This movie fucking sucks I though Hetalia was about history, n00bs!!!1 *derp face* -___- *shoots and kills trollers* >D
Two: wow...that was um.... .____.
and my personal favorite, HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE!! XD THAT WAS EVERYTHING THAT MAKES HETALIA AWESOME!!!!
I think it definitely helps if you're a hardcore fan of Axis Powers: Hetalia x3 Really it's pretty much the only way you can appreciate the utter mindfuck this plot would seem. I was a bit weirded out at some parts xD But over all I was having a fangasm through the entire thing!
All hetalia episodes are only five minutes long so to be able to watch an entire movie that's pretty much twelve times longer than that is just amazing!
I would definitely recommend this to Hetalia fans first, since they are many many references one would only get after watching/reading the series. But hey if you have never seen Hetalia in your life; why not just watch a bunch of adorable bishies go on an adventure? x3
TOP TEN REASONS TO WATCH (some with screencaps x3)
1) Their fabulous change of wardrobe *cough*France*cough*
2) FIGHT SCENE :O nothing gives you more pride than seeing your country get out a can of whoop ass! xD
3) Mildly implied pairings! x3
4) VODKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMENT xDD
5) GERMANY FANSERVICE
6) Alfred doing more heroic poses then ever thought possible
7) INTENSE GERMANY
8)This...
9)Prussia in a pink suit xDDD
10) IT'S HETALIA WHAT MORE REASON DO YOU NEED SERIOUSLY!!! XDD
1-5 Scale: 5!!!!! FIVE!!!! PICK FIVE DAMN IT!!! It was so worth the watch!
Where you can watch: Here(Raw Only)
