'Twas the Night Before Christmas

"I'm almost afraid to go out there too. He may try to use Chidori on me..." Chrysta frowned.

"I can hear you, girls...you should all be sleeping..."

o.o

All eyes turned to the window. There stood St Sasuke, glaring at all of them. For a moment he scanned the room, and then suddenly he snatched the book out of Chrysta's hands and threw it out of the window. "You get coal for using that."

"WHAT?!"

"Magic books that tell the future are forbidden on Christmas." None of them knew that he just didn't like being watched. "Coal."

Seven adorkable faces stared back at him, and slowly, each one became a "puppy dog" pout. "But...we just wanted..." Jenny started.

"To see Santasuke..." Kiki whimpered.

He studied them for a few moments, but he shook his head, climbing back out of the window and back onto the roof.

"....you guys want to go see his reindeer?" Chrysta asked, mischievous.

"He seemed crabby too." Hime put in.

"He's probably nicer than Santa." Mocha grumbled.

"Santasuke ruined my image of Santa..." Chero cried.

The steed rolled his eyes and replied with such sass,
"You're the driver, how should I know, you jolly fatass?"

St Sasuke glared at his "Mighty Steed". "What? You got something to say, Bambi?"

The tall, Strawberry Reindeer (whose name happened to be Ichigo) scowled at his "master". "Yeah. F*ck you, jolly St. Fatass. I'm only doing this for the girls, so if you made them cry I'm gonna have to kick your ass."

Santa paused for a moment, pulling open his sack. "Shut up, dickwad... They won't get coal...they've all been good this year." Which was true, much to his amazement.

With a roll of his eye,
they meet with an obstacle, and mount to the sky.
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of Toys, and St Sasuke too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The grunting and moaning of that reindeer.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St Sasuke came with a bound.

Santasuke closed his eyes, and instead of coming down the chimney, he used the body flicker technique to get inside. "....." It was easier to carry his bags this way.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of Toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like an emo, just opening his pack.
His eyes were glowing red! his expression was bored!
His hair was spiked, his nose red like a tomato!
His droll little mouth was drawn up in a smirk,
And the beard of his chin was as fake as the tooth fairy.

All of the girls were watching Santa from the stairs- except Hime, Chero and Kiki, who were in the kitchen, eating his cookies because they now knew that Santa "didn't like sweets"- in silence. Would he notice them?

"His beard looks fake." Hime stated in a whisper, biting her cookie. "I told you, he's probably Santa's son." <----FUGAKU IS SANTA?!

"Who knows? I just want to see what I got." Kiki whispered.

He was thin and buff, a snark young ninja,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A glare from his eyes and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had maybe something to dread.

Hime and Chrysta giggled at the same time. "Kiki, I'm sure you got something better than us." Chrysta said. "I mean come on, I had a little..." She searched for the word. "I don't know, I think he still kinda hates me." xD

Hime just shook her head. "I have no idea if I've even been good this year." <---you're bad for lying, Hime. "You have to admit though..." She pulled out a camera, "This is good. It goes on Facebook." <3

*FLASH*

St Sasuke paused, turning to see the camera and all of the girls who stared at him with a mixture of shock and terror. With one quick motion, he swiped the camera from them, inspected it, dropped it, and stepped on it. "....thought it was a bug..." FACEBOOK HIS ASS.

D: All of the girls frowned and promptly started to...cry. (Blame the corruptible ones.) "But...we thought you looked nice...so we wanted to take pictures..." Chero blubbered, looking adorable.

"We just wanted to have an awesomer Christmaaaaaaaaaaas!" Hime whined.

"I'm scared. ;w; I'm going back into my fishbowl!" Danni sobbed.

"Santa is mean." Mocha said, sitting in the corner beside Kiki and Chrysta.

Santasuke ignored them all, putting their presents under the tree and into the stockings. After a long while he seemed to think of something, and he glanced at the girls. "....will you stop crying if I give you all a sleigh ride?"

Hime was the first one to start cheering. "That's what I wanted for Christmas!" <3333

"Ride? SLEIGH RIDE?" Mocha jumped up. "Okay, I'm in." It became unanimous that they wanted to go, so he led them to the roof.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
(And I heard him sighing
(When he heard fangirls crying)

Ichigo the Orange-haired reindeer stared at the girls as they filed into the sleigh. His gaze shifted to Santa, his eyes narrowing. "What the hell are you doing?"

"Keeping the girls from crying." The ninja smirked. "Isn't that what you wanted?"