Caption Battle: With All The Strength Of A Raging Fire...

"It's that time again..."
"To learn that Harvard bars don't have equations and stuff on the walls?"
"To finish the caption battle before the podcast?"
"No... it's time for... oh wait..."

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, with a good joke but dropped by (now-fixed) spelling mistakes: xfishyx!

And thus Amu learned what she had done on her drunken night out. On another note, Rima learned that she loves Facebook.

In second place, because the internet is scary: Shinmaru!

Rima told Amu to do a Google image search of herself with the filter turned off. The results were not pretty.

And in the coveted first place out of sheer universality... FaithlessFighter!

No ANYTHING BUT THE FILLER SEASONS!!!

Good job, guys. And for the rest of you all who didn't bother to see if people before you had already used your idea, well... consider yourselves on Cone of Shame(TM) warning.

So this week, I want to get rid of an old screencap that's been staring at me for years in the screencap folder. Comes from ye olde archives, comes from the anime Naruto, and features none other than Maile Flanagan. Now come and help me with my hard drive spring cleaning:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: "surprise buttsex" has a win record of 0.0% in these caption battles; stop using it.

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