Come try McDonald's new McCafe!
It'll help get you up and going in a quick jiff!
Study for those finals!
Drive for three days straight!
Stay up for five days and watch your favorite horror movies without the worry of falling asleep (because we all know that's when the ghosts'll get ya!)
Side effects may include: dry eyes, itchy eyes, over-productive tear ducts, and the addiction to TheOtaku.com!
Balalaika: Mashiro, I'm sure you can convince your bug-eyed friends that i'm no god, giant, or alien. Because I apparently get that look from them everytime I click on this page.
I suppose I should take this moment to reveal to a large number of last week's contestants that I took a bit of liberty with spelling to deliver that off-color joke there.
It's actually "Drapion". Same pronunciation, if I'm not mistaken. Just harder to make a joke about someone forcing themselves upon another with that particular spelling.
And oh gosh this week's pic is awesome. Good luck to everyone submitting this week.
kyouyarenge
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 06/27/09 | Reply
*gasp!* She said sex! Security! Did you get that?!!!
lazyweird1
Title: Senior Otaku++ | Posted 06/27/09 | Reply
Mashiro: Good news, Ameri! It seems that all you have contracted is the highly contagious, but rare, Kermit syndrome! .....What?
Last edited by lazyweird1 at 1:09:25 PM EDT on June 27, 2009.
katsuhara
Title: Otakuite | Posted 06/26/09 | Reply
there are times where one does not need to know such things, this is one of them.
KeenHavoc
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 06/26/09 | Reply
Mashiro:"You mean stem-cell smoothies aren't made from stems?"
cougarsama
Title: Senior Otaku++ | Posted 06/24/09 | Reply
OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!
KeenHavoc
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 06/24/09 | Reply
Karaoke DJ:"I going to totally rock the hell out of that song, who wants to sing with me?"
(...Keep dreaming, don't give it up Luffy!...)
Last edited by KeenHavoc at 2:50:51 PM EDT on June 24, 2009.
Grayfire
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 06/23/09 | Reply
Oh my gawd! President Obama just killed that fly!! Someone call PETA!!!
Boo
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 06/23/09 | Reply
Sovjet jokes > Rape jokes any day. :(
Desbreko forgot to turn off the webcam before he continued on surfing, for this new picture to have happened. :(
Last edited by Boo at 9:09:14 AM EDT on June 23, 2009.
widmarkblind
Title: Otakuite | Posted 06/23/09 | Reply
you see what bad anime can do to you
KeenHavoc
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 06/22/09 | Reply
"So, the fabled Brown Note is a sound that only humans can hear."
EtherForce
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 06/22/09 | Reply
One of these characters does not belong...and if you think it's the one who's not bug-eyed you're sadly mistaken.
cougarsama
Title: Senior Otaku++ | Posted 06/22/09 | Reply
Somewhere off-screen, there has just been an epic fail.
manlyseakitten
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 06/22/09 | Reply
mashiro: "You've been X'd!! theres a camera right over there!!"
Amestar
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 06/22/09 | Reply
This is what happens when caffeine is served at a party.
sumirechan
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 06/22/09 | Reply
So that is what happens when anime characters watch R-rated movies...?
LoLoLaLoco
Title: Otakuite | Posted 06/22/09 | Reply
What has been seen
Can not be unseen
Paulini
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 06/22/09 | Reply
"Oh my god, was that hentai?"
cowboysean
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 06/22/09 | Reply
They found out that they are on the next season of Big Brother
fallenangel8
Title: Senior Otaku+ | Posted 06/22/09 | Reply
the power of moe stikes again
Show No Fear Always SmileKitty K.O.
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 06/22/09 | Reply
We all got eye transplants! C'mon, everybody's doin it...
imouto chan
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 06/21/09 | Reply
Cutting the cheese is never, ever a public affair. Ever.
wallpaperotaku
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 06/21/09 | Reply
They opened their eyes and talked with their mouths closed. Not a happy combination...
MissPurple
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 06/21/09 | Reply
Mashiro: What do you mean you didn't know the cake was a lie?
DemonKingAtticus
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 06/21/09 | Reply
Remember children: when you've no mouth, compensate with you eyes.
TheDarkAngel
Title: Senior Otaku++ | Posted 06/21/09 | Reply
Come try McDonald's new McCafe!
It'll help get you up and going in a quick jiff!
Study for those finals!
Drive for three days straight!
Stay up for five days and watch your favorite horror movies without the worry of falling asleep (because we all know that's when the ghosts'll get ya!)
Side effects may include: dry eyes, itchy eyes, over-productive tear ducts, and the addiction to TheOtaku.com!
Enjoy responsibly.
XD ~Yosei~ XD
This was .:~*Yosei*~:. spamming your comment box!darknessslayer
Title: Senior Otaku++ | Posted 06/21/09 | Reply
Most can't believe it's not butter. Can you?
ControllerOfChaos
Title: Otakuite | Posted 06/21/09 | Reply
Mashiro apparently isn't shocked by two girls one cup.
the real yojimbo
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 06/21/09 | Reply
The Japanese equivalent of Where's Waldo isn't exactly difficult. [/Political Correctness]
Yoji.
schultzie
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 06/21/09 | Reply
Only one of these people is immune to the vacuum of space.
64oldman
Title: Otakuite | Posted 06/21/09 | Reply
Mashrio: You know there's a security camera, right?
Everyone: WHAT!?!?
red.alchemist
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 06/21/09 | Reply
Guess which one of these kids goes on 4chan.
Mercury Dragon
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 06/21/09 | Reply
Unpressurized Rooms: They don't affect deities.
Eluria
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 06/21/09 | Reply
oh, i found a cookie on the flo- darnit, what i miss?
Sakaki Sakura
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 06/21/09 | Reply
Everyone: HOLY HEAVENLY FLAPJACKS!!! IT'S CHUCK NORRIS!!!
Mashiro: Who?
----or----
Chibi Fail.
moonlit dream
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 06/21/09 | Reply
So that's how the "O_O" emoticon looks on a person.
edisshort
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 06/21/09 | Reply
Is that really what she said?!?! That's absurd!
Mashiro: I don't get it.............
ChibiSasuke
Title: Senior Otaku+ | Posted 06/21/09 | Reply
TheO's always watching... >8D
blubail333
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 06/21/09 | Reply
I guess they saw the music video for Britney Spears's CIRCUS
xD
NinjaGirlSango
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 06/21/09 | Reply
One word: trap
~NGS
Balalaika
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 06/21/09 | Reply
Balalaika: Mashiro, I'm sure you can convince your bug-eyed friends that i'm no god, giant, or alien. Because I apparently get that look from them everytime I click on this page.
Hisaishi
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 06/21/09 | Reply
theOtaku.com staff photo. Not shown: Adam slowly losing his mind.
--or--
Peer pressure...sucks
Last edited by Hisaishi at 4:47:42 PM EDT on June 24, 2009.
TimeChaser
Title: Otaku Angelite | Posted 06/21/09 | Reply
This is what it looks like when anime characters visit the ophthalmologist.
Eccentric OtakuShineska
Title: Senior Otaku++ | Posted 06/21/09 | Reply
Mashiro: I SWEAR It wasn't me.
kittens 3
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 06/21/09 | Reply
If you have pink hair, you arent startled easily by others.
SojiRem
Title: Senior Otaku+ | Posted 06/21/09 | Reply
This is how anime does South Park.
roxasheart 7
Title: Otakuite | Posted 06/21/09 | Reply
Yuuri: Come on Mashiro, just one drink. Everyone's doing it!
mariomario
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 06/21/09 | Reply
Can you find the person who passed gas?
Ace
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 06/21/09 | Reply
I suppose I should take this moment to reveal to a large number of last week's contestants that I took a bit of liberty with spelling to deliver that off-color joke there.
It's actually "Drapion". Same pronunciation, if I'm not mistaken. Just harder to make a joke about someone forcing themselves upon another with that particular spelling.
And oh gosh this week's pic is awesome. Good luck to everyone submitting this week.
red.alchemist
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 06/21/09 | Reply
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
inufluffy12
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 06/21/09 | Reply
they just saw last weeks caption
Last edited by inufluffy12 at 4:10:02 AM EDT on June 21, 2009.
Candiestripes
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 06/21/09 | Reply
Family Guy & Simpsons Meet Tayutama: Kiss on my Diety.
:P
I tried.
~Noelle-Chan~