Yes. It is a requirement that whenever presenting bread, one must set up a blue-and-white backdrop, wear a headband and have two locks of hair stand like antennae.
Azuma: Here is beer's solid
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Bread, food version of sex
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Azuma:Stay back pope I have Jesus' body.
Some ideas:
1. Et tu Brutus? *waves bread*
2. When anime characters do not level up their intelligence
3. When all else fails, wave around a loaf of bread.
4. Bystander: AZUMA! WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT BREAD?!?!?
Azuma: Nothing...
Bystander: Oh Yeah. True, true.
5. How much bread would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck bread?
6. Azuma: OK! Who violated my bread?
7. You may not remember my face, but you will remember the bread!
@Minutemen before you post, please read. I'm betting you're weren't meaning to since there is a difference with yours having a question mark at the end and mine had an explanation point. Just in the future keep in mind to read before you post.
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Azuma:Where is your god now?
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Azuma:Tonight we dine in hell, but today ARBEY'S Deli!
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A fool and his money are soon separated, but before they are Azuma shouts "MONEY I did it for you!"
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Azuma:YOU'VE BEEN RICK ROLLED BI~O~TCH!
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Azuma:"Now you got ask yourself punk do you feel lucky"
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Azuma:"STELLA!"
Azuma: And with this bread, I will finally--whoops! *trips and breaks the camera*
Camera Guy: Just break the camera ONE more time, Azuma! *shakes fist*
@TimeChaser Dang you, you stole my idea. I would of chose bread since it rhymes with wed. Still nice one.
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Sometimes SIZE does matter
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Azuma:Back off I got a french bread and I'm not afraid to use it.
Onlooker:What happen to Frank?
Azuma:I said I wasn't afraid to use it!
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Azuma was about to learn that "Nin hail Hitler" doesn't mean no hailing Hitler.
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Azuma: Talk to the Bread
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Azuma:Et tu Brtus!
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Some like porn, but Azuma preferred his bread.
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Azuma:EAT THIS BREAD OR I'LL EAT YOU!
Why is everyone saying "i choose you! bread!" ? it's quite obviously a catterpee
########
Behold my secret disguise!
Boy by day, bug-man by night.
Notice the well disguised antenie?
My bread which actually stores my ditatchable wings,
and of course. My many, many hands hidden under
*deep breath*
CLOTHES!
########
Don't ask. Whoever he is just reminded me of a bug. and the hands thing... it looks like his fist is coming from his thumb!! (that may just be me )
ha ha, awesome! first time i've won one of these things. though the de-censor had nothing to do with me! lol that quote comes from experience my friends... ^^;
*Edit*
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He gave thanks and praised. He Broke the Bread, gave it to his deciples and said, "Take this all of you and eat it. This is my body wich has been given up for you. Do this in memory of me."
*Angels Sing*
Neo walks up to azuma seeing him bending the bread with his mind.
azuma hands bread to neo.
azuma*dont try to bend the bread with your mind thes impossible.
neo*then what do i do.
azuma*you must relise the truth.
neo*what the truth.
azuma*ther is no bread.
Azuma:GREAT GRUNTIN' GROUNDHOGS!! LOOK AT THIS BREAD!! IT'S THE BEST I'V DONE YET!!!
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That's all I got, and I love that saying, Tsunayosha Sawada sead it in Ketakyo Hitman Reborn!^^ GREAT GRUNTIN' GROUNDHOGS!!
Wait, that's a guy, I thought it was a girl (never saw the anime or read the manga). All well, lets see if my history of making good e-card captions come in handy.
"After months of trying to perfect attack, I finally found it, and with a witty name too Scar of the Bread!"
Minutemen
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 04/23/08 | Reply
Azuma: What seems to be the officer, problem?
Officer: You are drunk!
Azuma: I Swear to Drunk I am not This Loaf of Bread!
arlihama
Title: Otakuite | Posted 04/23/08 | Reply
Yes. It is a requirement that whenever presenting bread, one must set up a blue-and-white backdrop, wear a headband and have two locks of hair stand like antennae.
ninjet001
Title: Otakuite | Posted 04/22/08 | Reply
CHIYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BREAD CAN HOLD STUFF IN IT!!!! YOU CANT WIN LOL
Rageon
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 04/21/08 | Reply
From the people who brought you the pet rock comes the next generation of inanimate pet objects: the Pet Bread!
mykalwane
Title: Otakuite | Posted 04/20/08 | Reply
Azuma: Here is beer's solid
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Bread, food version of sex
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Azuma:Stay back pope I have Jesus' body.
Sakura Irving
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 04/19/08 | Reply
For Christians...
Azuma thought that running communion would be easy. All he had to say was "And so, Jesus took the bread...".
For others:
Who says the best bread bakers live in France or Italy?
And more...:
YOU STOLE THE COOKIE, er, bread, FROM THE BREAD JAR!!!! ...That doesn't have the same ring, does it?
Kensuke Ryumura
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 04/19/08 | Reply
Fine, here's bread, and I'm sorry I set your cat on fire.
Uchiha1164
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 04/19/08 | Reply
Azuma: I stole Anpanman's @#$%!!!!!!!
ThePockyGirl
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 04/19/08 | Reply
Azuma: And now... WE FEAST!
Bread: Please, help me!! This crazy guy's gonna EAT ME!!!!
ZeelZy
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 04/19/08 | Reply
this will have to do for now!
(every one should take this in a different way)
Minutemen
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 04/18/08 | Reply
Some ideas:
1. Et tu Brutus? *waves bread*
2. When anime characters do not level up their intelligence
3. When all else fails, wave around a loaf of bread.
4. Bystander: AZUMA! WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT BREAD?!?!?
Azuma: Nothing...
Bystander: Oh Yeah. True, true.
5. How much bread would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck bread?
6. Azuma: OK! Who violated my bread?
7. You may not remember my face, but you will remember the bread!
ninjet001
Title: Otakuite | Posted 04/18/08 | Reply
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! my beautiful bread has finger marks in it.... when i find out who did it there getting hit with the bread
cosumone
Title: Otakuite | Posted 04/18/08 | Reply
hey geuse what beer is liquid bread.
7thEvaChild
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 04/18/08 | Reply
yeah, i dont feel as good about this one, but here it goes
Azuma: And with this bread, i shall defeat you!!!!
wait, i think i got one more
Azuma: Yes! i caught Loaf Bread!!!! (reference to Pokemon)
mykalwane
Title: Otakuite | Posted 04/18/08 | Reply
@Minutemen before you post, please read. I'm betting you're weren't meaning to since there is a difference with yours having a question mark at the end and mine had an explanation point. Just in the future keep in mind to read before you post.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Azuma:Where is your god now?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Azuma:Tonight we dine in hell, but today ARBEY'S Deli!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A fool and his money are soon separated, but before they are Azuma shouts "MONEY I did it for you!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Azuma:YOU'VE BEEN RICK ROLLED BI~O~TCH!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Azuma:"Now you got ask yourself punk do you feel lucky"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Azuma:"STELLA!"
cutepresea
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 04/18/08 | Reply
And so, Azuma used the bread to find his way through the maze. Pan's Labyrinth later won three academy awards.
(hahaha, at least I laughed)
Sakaki Sakura
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 04/18/08 | Reply
@Sakaki Sakura:
Aw man! It didn't display my arrows! I guess I'll change it to...
"Azuma found a loaf of bread! Set it to X, O, or A to replenish 3 hearts!"
Sakaki Sakura
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 04/18/08 | Reply
do do do do do do do do do DUN DUN DUN DUUUUNNN!!!
Azuma found a loaf of bread! Set it to to replenish 3 hearts!
red tigress
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 04/18/08 | Reply
Needless to say Azuma's bread-chaku didn't help make him into the shounen star he had dreamed of becoming.
Dark Lord XIII
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 04/18/08 | Reply
Damn it. Ryuk droped the wrong thing. Stupid Shinigami.
Sora-Mage
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 04/18/08 | Reply
Azuma: And with this bread, I will finally--whoops! *trips and breaks the camera*
Camera Guy: Just break the camera ONE more time, Azuma! *shakes fist*
Blue-Eyes Girl
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 04/18/08 | Reply
And so was the birth of Subway. (But was it fresh? The world may never know...)
Keome
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
Azuma: See I told you it was multigrain didn't I!?
When Inuyasha ended a little part of me diedT.TSilver Mech
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
SHUT UP AZUMA AND GIVE ME MY BREAD! Unless you want me to eat you as well.
schultzie
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
I bet your wondering why I would bring this bread to a beard competition. I must admit it now, I have dyslexia.
schultzie
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
Here, swallow this, it will make you feel better.
I cant swallow that.
Then good news . . .
edisshort
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
While other heroes have swords, guns and kunais, Azuma has bread......thats what happens to anime when people pirate dvds.
mykalwane
Title: Otakuite | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
@TimeChaser Dang you, you stole my idea. I would of chose bread since it rhymes with wed. Still nice one.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sometimes SIZE does matter
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Azuma:Back off I got a french bread and I'm not afraid to use it.
Onlooker:What happen to Frank?
Azuma:I said I wasn't afraid to use it!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Azuma was about to learn that "Nin hail Hitler" doesn't mean no hailing Hitler.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Azuma: Talk to the Bread
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Azuma:Et tu Brtus!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Some like porn, but Azuma preferred his bread.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Azuma:EAT THIS BREAD OR I'LL EAT YOU!
fallenangel8
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
Azuma: Carbohydrates I choose you. Now go attack Robert Atkins!!!!!!
People think I am crazy for talking to myself. I think people are crazy for not.blubail333
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
"BEHOLD! My bread is bigger than yours!!"
*we all wonder if he is actually taking about the bread"
s a k u x3
Title: Otakuite | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
Behold! The Lamb of God who takes away the sin of calories!
Clozimodo
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
Why is everyone saying "i choose you! bread!" ? it's quite obviously a catterpee
########
Behold my secret disguise!
Boy by day, bug-man by night.
Notice the well disguised antenie?
My bread which actually stores my ditatchable wings,
and of course. My many, many hands hidden under
*deep breath*
CLOTHES!
########
)
Don't ask. Whoever he is just reminded me of a bug. and the hands thing... it looks like his fist is coming from his thumb!! (that may just be me
And i can't spell
sorry :(
XxX Chaz XxX
Riku-Nara
Title: Otakuite | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
Azuma: I shall use this bread as a synonym for money! Season 2, here i come!
darkeangel
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
ha ha, awesome! first time i've won one of these things. though the de-censor had nothing to do with me! lol that quote comes from experience my friends... ^^;
ok, here's this weeks two cents:
Azuma: That aint a knife....THIS is a knife!
...oh wait...
Minutemen
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
With this loaf of bread, I shall Justice you!
hoshinohime
Title: Otakuite | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
Bite it, Subway; the foot-long ain't got nothing on this bitch.
Dark Lord XIII
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
*Edit*
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He gave thanks and praised. He Broke the Bread, gave it to his deciples and said, "Take this all of you and eat it. This is my body wich has been given up for you. Do this in memory of me."
*Angels Sing*
Sage of Magic
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
Azuma: The cake may be a lie, but my bread isn't!
...yeah Portal has taken over my brain. Good thing it isn't fish-shaped or I would've really gone overboard.
angelicgirl
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
Azuma: YES!!!! I HAVE MADE BREAD
Aceburner
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
"Duh, duh, duh, DAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"
You got the Bread of Justice! This fabled pastry is said to banish evil. Feed it to Ganon for lulz!"
smexykazekage
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
"In the name of la pan, I shall punish you!"
...that's all i got. an allusion to sailor moon.
(sorry i stunk up the comment box with this XD)
MrPhoenix
Title: Otakuite | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
Some men buy cars, some men bake bread...
vampireknight15
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
Indiana Jones ain't got notin' on me!
inazuma chan
Title: Otakuite | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
Azuma: "The bread is mightier than the sword!"
Kakashisgf
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
I am king! Fear my fluffy golden-brown power!
saymorewords
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
Little did Kazuma know that the 5 diamonds of power had been stolen from his loaf of bread.
cosumone2
Title: Otakuite | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
Neo walks up to azuma seeing him bending the bread with his mind.
azuma hands bread to neo.
azuma*dont try to bend the bread with your mind thes impossible.
neo*then what do i do.
azuma*you must relise the truth.
neo*what the truth.
azuma*ther is no bread.
Angel Zakuro
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
[I've just been watching Yakitate Japan!! It's so freaking hilarious.]
Azuma: Let me present to you my pie bread!
Everyone else: Eh? Pie bread?
Azuma: Yeah, Japan #3.1415926535...
Everyone else: Wrong PI!
[since the show loves playing off of puns...]
shadowfox12
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
claps and says good job
LoulouSegawa
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
Azuma - "It may not look like it, but this bread is actually a BOMB!"
Hana1991
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
Azuma: "With this, I shall make a fortune off of Subway! Eat Fresh!
Squee-Neji
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
I choose you, BREAD!
What will BREAD do?
BREAD used harden!
BREAD's defense rose!
cougarsama
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
"Fear the awesome power of MY bankai!"
sorasheart39
Title: Otakuite | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
BOW BEFORE AND WORSHIP THE HOLY BREAD GOD OF ALL BREADINESS!!!!!!
cowboysean
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
Fear my staff of bready goodness!
XihearthowlX
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
Azuma: HAHA! I WILL MAKE THIS WORLD A HAPPIER PLACE FOR BOYS AND FAN-GIRLS ALIKE, BY USING THIS BAGUETTE AS MY MAGICAL YAOI WAND!
Black Cat9909
Title: Otakuite | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
The latest hobby game to come out of Japan comes 'Bread Duellers'! The game of exciting loaf battles! Will you be the king of bakery?
Dark Lord XIII
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
Bread I Choose You! Now Use Your Mold Attack!
DarkFox 013
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
let see.. i have a few ideas. number 2 is due to the fact that i cant think of any famous bread makers/ chefs/etc.
----1----
Azuma: Baguettes give you wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings!
----2----
Azuma: Look at this prime example of flour, water, yeast and salt mixed together and baked to perfection! Jamie Oliver ain't got nothin' on this!
----3----
Azuma: With Kazuma bread, anyone can take over the world!
Out-of-screen random person: Oh, is that why you got pwned by another of those good-doers with large swords and mysterious birth circumstances?
Azuma: THAT'S NOT THE POINT!
Calaya
Title: Team | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
Oh yay, the reference was understood, go me! Now on to this weeks
I said three servings of wholemeal a day, NOW EAT.
fangirl101
Title: Otakuite | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
Woohoo 3rd place. This has been my lucky week. Here's my caption
Azuma: THIS IS PANNNNN!!!!
xXHaseos GirlXx
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
Oh man, I what to win juxst one, and I hope my screencap comes up soon.^^
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Azuma:GREAT GRUNTIN' GROUNDHOGS!! LOOK AT THIS BREAD!! IT'S THE BEST I'V DONE YET!!!
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That's all I got, and I love that saying, Tsunayosha Sawada sead it in Ketakyo Hitman Reborn!^^ GREAT GRUNTIN' GROUNDHOGS!!
~Rayven~
Erzengel Weiss
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
"I present you this baguette! The only thing I can get to rise!"
chibimaster
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
Azuma should have known that trying to defeat darth vader with loaf of bread would only get him killed
jomz
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
Azuma: Behold, the Giant Bread of Doom!
Dun, dun, dun...
snow fox
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
Azuma: "Move over Domon, I've got you beat with my... shining baguette!"
red tigress
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
"I say anime needs more French Representation! Meet le baguette!"
sesshomaruluvr47
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
Wait, that's a guy, I thought it was a girl (never saw the anime or read the manga). All well, lets see if my history of making good e-card captions come in handy.
"After months of trying to perfect attack, I finally found it, and with a witty name too Scar of the Bread!"
~Hanyuu
Allamorph
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
"Can we bake it?"
"Yes we can!!"
Mercury Dragon
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
The ultimate way to beat Sasuke the Mary Sue: BREAD NO JUTSU!!!
TimeChaser
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 04/17/08 | Reply
Oh yeah, darke definitely deserved to win with that one ^^
Now, onto this week's battle...
Azuma: "With this loaf, I thee wed!"
At last we meet again for the first time.