well okay im cool wit it ill tottaly lok into it 4 sure

"did we do something wrong?"
"not that i no of"
"its cause we gave him some meds."

Utena: You've gotta be kidding me.
Wakaba: We're babysitting? What are we, 12?
Anthy: Aww, isn't it cute?

Unsure whether to cut this guy's appendix or spleen.... You decide.

wow breaking into a bank doesn't seem as fun as it does in the movies.

@ Allamorph thanks deleted it and placing the correct phrase.
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Instead of using Anthy's brain she made dinner of it since a mind is a terrible thing to waste.

"This is more disappointing than prom night."

Utena: So, this is the famous Edward Elric, State Alchemist?
Wakaba: HE'S SO SHORT!!!!!
Ed: I'M NOT SHORT! *starts spinning the three*
Anthy: This is fun!

"is it dead now?"

Utena:Do we have to stay posed like this for this "Caption Battle" thing?
Wakaba:It says so in the contract. Why'd we make Anthy our manager again?
Anthy:SomeGuy was so cool and awesome for letting us do this! And twilight luna was so happy when I signed our lives away in the contract!

Turns on TV
Anthy: Ohhh.... stop I like this show!
Utena: Uh... Did you ever get the feeling that we are being watched?
Anthy: Being watched by what?
Wakaba: You mean that person on tv whose is sitting on the chair and typing on the keyboard?
Utena: Yeah that's the one.
Wakaba: They aren't doing anything... That's it! Let's see what else is on.
Anthy: No!!! Thats my favorite show.
Wakaba: I don't care this show is way to boring. By the way, this has been bugging me for the past 5 minutes.
Utena: What is it?
Wakaba: Anthy, Why are you on top of us? And how did you get up there?
Anthy: Oh... I don't know.
*Falls*

an evil stench fills the air)
Utena: what.. is... it?
Wakaba: i think you burnt the crembrule' again Anthy.
Anthy :that's not crembrule' silly! that's frog legs! it's perfect! bon appitete!

(utena and wakaba groan)

Wakaba: "What? What is this?"

Utena: "What is it?"

Anthy: "It's blood... Hope this is not Chris' blood. Utena, see if you can find any more clues. I'll be examining this."

They had found the legendary treasure that Gold Roger left behind, but were dissipointed when they realizied that he had a bad sense of humor.

A: Now what is that supposed to be?
B: I think we're looking at a toy boat with a raspberry and a peanut stuck on one end.
C: Oh, hey guys! I see you've met my cousin's baby! Aren't you the cutest? Yes you are!

Utena and Wakaba: ...why does Anthy have a spiderman costume?
Anthy: (hanging down from the ceiling) Whatcha' guys looking at?

Wah, wah, wah.

"Why's it so small...?"

While looking at fan pairing pics on deviantART, the girls had only one question:

"What do you mean, this is canon?"

Utena: Don't tell me we've just been Punk'd!!

Anthy: Look A Four leaf Cover!!!
Others: Are you shure those glasses of yours work?

'........................'
and they continued standing there, staring into nothingness

random kid: 'oh look mommy! funny statues!'

Reasearch shows that 2 out of 3 can't stand to watch the Naruto dub.

"Is that supposed to be a pokemon?"

"Who knows..."

Dunno if anyone here's seen Better Off Dead but;

"It's got raisins in it. You like raisins!"

Anthy: Yay captions
Utena: Too bad only sexual innuendo's are to be found.
Wakaba: Could be worse, it could be bad puns.
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Anthy: We all fall down
Utena:Great, can I put my pants on now?
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Looking down can lead to the biggest surprises.

why do guys like these magazines?

"Its a Furby......"

"Though Anthy thought a dwarf dressed as a leprechaun was the cutest thing ever, Wakaba and Utena were less than amused."

Hows that for my first caption?

Utena: Is that?
Wakaba: It can't be...
Anthy: So that's where they buried fluffy!

Wakaba: Who are all those gaijin people?
Anthy: Aren't they cute? They're always watching us!
Utena: .........
Wakaba: Are they stalkers, or what?

Utena: Well...that's one way to avoid paying rent.

For april fools, Anthy replaced Wakaba and Utena's hairgell with superglue before their team huddle-they were obviously not amused.

This reminds me of the time I had and energy drink, ran into a tree, and had the energy drink blow up on me.

A caption, huh? ookay, I have multiple ideas but I'll stick to one.

Utena: Is it supposed to bend that way?
Anthy: ...I don't think so.
Wakaba: This is the worst way of getting volunteer hours EVER.

And the three girls realized much too late that if you volunteer at a hospital with no medical experience, you shouldn't head for the operating room first.

How's that?

Boy, I haven't done one of these in a long time. Here goes...

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Utena: Uhhh, Anthy? What is this?
Anthy: It's Caramelldansen!
Wakaba: See? I told you she was weird.

A day in the life of three steriotypical teenaged girls...

Utena: Why's there a hand on the ground?
Wakaba: I don't know. Doesn't seem to be attatched to anything.
Anthy: You two need to cheer up! Don't worry, be happy~
Utena: Anthy's talking to herself again.
Wakaba: I know. Seriously.
Utena: Eh. Feel like going to the mall or something?
Wakaba: Sure.

Anthy: It's simply adorable, isn't it?

Utena: People still do this?

Wakaba: What an embarassment... I ain't feeding it!

Anthy: Come on! Someone wants us to keep this baby!

And so the movie "Three Girls and a Kawaii Baby" was a bust...

All three are wondering why the toilet water is going counter clockwise while watching it

It's been one of those days all week.

Anthy waited anxiously for the others thoughts, then Wakaba and Utena realized what exactly is was they were looking at....

This is exactly why a teacher shouldn't go drinking and sleep on the school lawn in the nude.

While Anthy was quite pleased with the final results, Utena and Wakaba remained skeptical about whether their group project was really "A grade material."

Why Does this "Love all Earth" class make me hate the earth more?

"Ohhh look, a chicken!"
Lee Owns

after a full night binge drinking, one in three people will NOT have a hang-over the next morning...lucky *******s...

This weeks episode of Extreme Makeover didn't go exactlly as planned.

Tha's when they realized that the roadkill was still alive.

Ever get the feeling your friend's cooking is not of this world?

Heh, here goes my first attempt ^_^
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Popularity: no matter how popular and good-looking you are, most people will always think you're a loser.

Contrary to popular belief gluing your heads together does not give you three times your brain power. Unfortunately the girls had to learn this the hard way.

I'll take a try at this.

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Utena: You wanna tell her that's not a puppy?
Anthy: Yay! Such a cute puppy!
Wakaba: .... Nope.

Utena: What is that thing, and why is it here?
Anthy: I finally lost my virginity!
Wakaba: With THAT?!
Anthy: Yes!
Utena: Oh, my God! Why?!
Anthy: Isn't that how [anime] people get those cute, fuzzy ears?

example:

Touga's voice (via intercom): Good morning, Angels.
Girls: Good morning, Charlie.
Utena (thinking): Who's he kidding; he calls everyone Angel, lousy manwhore.

Utena: "Ya know, floating around in Space is nowhere near as fun as I thought it would be...."

Wakaba: "It gets pretty boring after the first hour."

Anthy: "YAY! This is fun!"

Utena and Wakaba: Aw man, the art director forgot to draw our noses again.
Anthy: At least one of us is done right

Anthy: Well I think it's cute!
Utena & Wakaba: ...

Anthy: "You got knocked the f--- out!"

HAHA! First caption!

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Utena: Anthy, I'm not impressed with your cooking skills...
Wakaba: I think it's moving...
Anthy: It's so cute!
Utena: Wait, it's not suppose to be eaten?