As tigger stared in aww. whinnie the pooh reached behind his back and pulled out a semi auto 45. "Tiger. Hand over the honey or you'll be whishing you were lost in the woods".
When asked why the new "small creatures" wing of Disney world was closed, the representative requested that parents not allow their kids to glomp the characters and released this photo
As he stared at the enemy he thought of the most intimadating, horrifying, and dethdefying battle cry
"SHUT UP AND CATCH THE MONKEY"
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Inspired by Who's Line Is It Anyway
"Cause you know that day when he finally *poof* snaps and comes to work with a sawed off shotgun, he'll walk down the isles, chick chick boom, chick chick boom. An when when he gets to my office He'll say '*gasp* Thanks for the candy"
-Dane Cook
Sousuke misunderstood his new part-time boss' directions to "be a FRIEND to everyone in the park" for the code F.R.I.E.N.D.: Fire Randomly In Every kNown Direction
Surprisingly, the most casualties in the attack were due not to gunshot wounds, but to the medical oddity known as PSWTF, or 'Perpetual State of What The F***'.
The joke is so old, it's cheep.
The joke is so cheep, it's stupid.
The joke is so stupid, it's funny? O.o
Ah, the top 3? I doubt it. . .I guess you never know until it's over.
And it's not over until the fat lady sings.
I need to find my mom and ask her to sing. XD (JK!)
In all good anime series, there must be a cute little mascot character. This is one of them.
______________________________________________________________________
"Mr. President, you can call the troops home. I'd like you to meet our final solution to the war on terror."
And when all hope was nearly lost superman blasts through the windows and says " This is a stick up" And at that moment he found out just how cold the building was.
Lord Harrab
Title: Otakuite | Posted 07/24/08 | Reply
"What we have here is a failure to communicate..."
Keizu
Title: Otakuite | Posted 07/23/08 | Reply
That's where the bad bears go.
ing masta
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/22/08 | Reply
As tigger stared in aww. whinnie the pooh reached behind his back and pulled out a semi auto 45. "Tiger. Hand over the honey or you'll be whishing you were lost in the woods".
batosai33
Title: Otakuite | Posted 07/22/08 | Reply
When asked why the new "small creatures" wing of Disney world was closed, the representative requested that parents not allow their kids to glomp the characters and released this photo
4th try to post this, must remember ctrl-c
jRockstar11385
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/21/08 | Reply
Bonta-kun: Fumo Fumo Fumoffu!
That's most likely an epic dialouge, masked by the voice changer. Ah, sweet irony, thy name is Souske.
Dark Lord XIII
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 07/20/08 | Reply
As he stared at the enemy he thought of the most intimadating, horrifying, and dethdefying battle cry
"SHUT UP AND CATCH THE MONKEY"
-------------
Inspired by Who's Line Is It Anyway
Aceburner
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/20/08 | Reply
After seeing Batman and Robin for the first time, Sousuke prepares to track down Joel Schumacher and have a little "talk."
RikuisHOT
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/20/08 | Reply
Souske: Don't tell me I didn't win the cosplay contest, I look just like the guy in the picture!!
^.^
Aethelwynne
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 07/20/08 | Reply
You want to glomp me?
Have you seen a therapist about those suicidal tendancies?
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meh there it is....
i thought it was funny...
ThePockyGirl
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/20/08 | Reply
I've heard of people creating original costumes for cosplaying at conventions this summer, but this is ridiculous!!
DemonKingAtticus
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/20/08 | Reply
Gentlemen, behold! The lost Ham Ham.
Mad Hatter Belia
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/20/08 | Reply
WAIT! I have another one!
Here it is!
Kaname Chidori(offscreen): Now Now Sousuke. It's OK that you didn't take first in the cosplay contest. Now slowly put down the gun...
heehee, I like this one too!
stonegeek
Title: Otakuite | Posted 07/20/08 | Reply
This is what happens when you're made to stay in a stuffed animal and deal with "cute" kids all day.
ChibiSasuke
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/19/08 | Reply
He's cute, he's fluffy, and he's most likely to scare the crap out of you when you find he is pointing the gun at your head.
schultzie
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 07/19/08 | Reply
*thinking*
"Wouldnt a ski mask do just as well? I feel like Im going to boil in this damn Hamtaro outfit!"
Uchiha1164
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/19/08 | Reply
Wow, third place? Cool. ^_^ I'll comment again when I can think of something.
Koneko Krysta
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 07/19/08 | Reply
This is Sousuke's reply to Adam Sandler after having watched 'Don't Mess With The Zohan'.
All I could think of lol.
jRockstar11385
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/18/08 | Reply
I wondr what happens when you give a school mascot a gun . . .
edisshort
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/18/08 | Reply
Wow. I got first place. ._. I'll sit this one out. *still in shock*
themakita
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/18/08 | Reply
Feel mreh fluffy WRATH!
....
*clink clink* ahsta la vista baby...
Dark Lord XIII
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 07/18/08 | Reply
"Cause you know that day when he finally *poof* snaps and comes to work with a sawed off shotgun, he'll walk down the isles, chick chick boom, chick chick boom. An when when he gets to my office He'll say '*gasp* Thanks for the candy"
-Dane Cook
BloodRedArab
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 07/18/08 | Reply
*Waits patiently for numerous Scarface references*
kaiden
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/18/08 | Reply
Do I look happy and cute? 'Cause if I do I'm gonna be pissed!
AsagiTaichou
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/18/08 | Reply
Boku: Back off! This movie reel is loaded! -AsagiTaichou visit my site for a good fanfic
Sakaki Sakura
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/18/08 | Reply
Call me cute ONE more time...
-----or-------
random leg in corner: I finally get to be in an anime, and this is all the screen time I get?!
Tsukasaluver
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/18/08 | Reply
Sousuke: YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF MICKEY "THE MISER" MOUSE!
shadow princess
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/18/08 | Reply
first Happy the bear ... who next Micky Mouse
Zelgadis
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/18/08 | Reply
Squeak softly and carry a big BOOMSTICK!!!
(Corny, I know)
sesshocalm
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/18/08 | Reply
Sousuke misunderstood his new part-time boss' directions to "be a FRIEND to everyone in the park" for the code F.R.I.E.N.D.: Fire Randomly In Every kNown Direction
Keome
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/18/08 | Reply
Here's the goverment's secret weapon is for Iraq
I'm an Otaku, Tall and Pale! I love anime without fail!inuyashafreak20
Title: Otakuite | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
What do you mean the moon isn't made of cheese!?!?!
lazyweird1
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Chivalry's not dead, but it will be soon...
-0-0-0-0-0-0
Lol! Personal quote!
xXHaseos GirlXx
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Bonta-kun: You knocked him down, why don't you try knockin' me down!
Allamorph
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Surprisingly, the most casualties in the attack were due not to gunshot wounds, but to the medical oddity known as PSWTF, or 'Perpetual State of What The F***'.
Squee-Neji
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
@7thEvaChild:
The joke is so old, it's cheep.
The joke is so cheep, it's stupid.
The joke is so stupid, it's funny? O.o
Ah, the top 3? I doubt it. . .I guess you never know until it's over.
And it's not over until the fat lady sings.
I need to find my mom and ask her to sing. XD (JK!)
7thEvaChild
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
@Squee-Neji:
Nice one, Squee! lol, that one has gotta win top 3!
7thEvaChild
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
is it just me, or does this seem like that time with the death doll battle a few weeks ago? i swear this is deja vu....
SomeGuy
Title: Team | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
@BloodRedArab:
Ain't that the truth?
Bwahahahaha . . . hope you're not taking your win too hard, now?
LoulouSegawa
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
It looks like someone finally realized how small our big world is.
twilight luna
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Meet the guy who takes care of all the "shot'd" moments on TheOtaku.
lilsoftstar
Title: Otakuite | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Congress thought that Teddy Roosevelt's original idea about foreign policy, "Big Gun Policy" might be little too much.
the real yojimbo
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
The moogle mafia.
Bonta-kun/Sousuke: Give me the money, Kupo!
Blue-Eyes Girl
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Bonta-kun/Sousuke: My ears do NOT make me look like Princess Leia!!
Mad Hatter Belia
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Ok, here's mineL
When Cosplaying goes horribly, horribly, wrong.
heehee, I actually think this one's funny!
Squee-Neji
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
In communist Russia, you don't trap the mice, the mice trap YOU!
~X~~X~~X~~X~~X~~X~~X~~X~~X~~X~~X~~X~~X~~X~~X~
It's cheep, I know. . .but it's funny
~Squee
darkangel7
Title: Otakuite | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
SOUSUKE/BONTA-KUN: "Hand over the alfalfa and nobody gets hurt."
SaxGirl
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Dang it wasn't the first Hamtaro joke!:P
SaxGirl
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
"I DON'T look like Hamtaro's Boss!!"
*Epic failure, I knowXD*
~SG
Kensuke Ryumura
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Sousuke: "Yeah, I got to the costume shop last, big whup, wanna fight about it?"
mewmewpudding
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
You call him cute, you meet his "little friend".
or
The one hamster that didn't get enough screen time in Hamtaro strikes back.
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*shot down by Bonta for incredibly overused line(s)*
Hana1991
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Never piss off the Great Mouse Detective.
Hatchi84
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Wow, now thats what I call an awesome caption.
Hikari Mogami
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
When Chuckie Cheese attacks.
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That's the best I got.>.>
blubail333
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
What happens when you try to pull of a 'mascots' mask...don't try this at home kids...could be lethel.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Eh...
~Sal~
cougarsama
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Just thought of another one:
Y'know, they don't really need to to make Hellsing more "family-friendly", do they?
cougarsama
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
In all good anime series, there must be a cute little mascot character. This is one of them.
______________________________________________________________________
"Mr. President, you can call the troops home. I'd like you to meet our final solution to the war on terror."
gaaragirl911
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Say hello to my little friend!
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.angelicgirl
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
When the cute critters go bad
Sakura Kokoro
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
"Say hello to my little friend~"
((Yeah...lol~~))
cosumone
Title: Otakuite | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
And when all hope was nearly lost superman blasts through the windows and says " This is a stick up" And at that moment he found out just how cold the building was.
BloodRedArab
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
*Stares at second place caption* ...You sir, are a harsh man. :|
Shinigami Haruka
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
...And then, giant guys in mouse suits destroyed Tokyo.
ZeelZy
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
this is what you get for not paying the yakuza!
Redtiger
Title: Otakuite | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
It's always the quiet ones... in animal costumes.
cutepresea
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
"Call me Hamtaro again. I dare you."
Eh, it's all I could think of...but better than last week's entry (which was nothing).
ThePockyGirl
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
How Sousuke can manage to fire a semi-automatic in an animal costume with no opposable thumbs is beyond me.
firey kai naman
Title: Otakuite | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Thats Great !!!!@#$%^&Z*+_)(
i,ll join today for chat roomz
minicon3167
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Bonta-kun- Hold it right there, or i'll shoot! What the? I don't have thumbs!!!
minicon3167
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Bonta-kun- This is for screwing Tony over.
EtherForce
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Bonta-kun: "Fumoffu! Fumoffu!"
Hostage: "I'd be happy to oblige with whatever your demands are if only I knew what that meant!"
Aceburner
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
"Your mother plays card games in hell!"
(Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged reference. Seemed to fit the situation.)
TimeChaser
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
You've got five minutes to send out Mickey or the Mouseketeers get it!
At last we meet again for the first time.Master Hiko
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
When furies ATTACK!
To night at 11
Master Hiko Is Definitely Certified