This is what happens when you go see Speed Racer on LSD...

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Why do I get the feeling that drug reference will come back to haunt me? Just to be clear, DRUGS ARE BAD!

@Kohaku-Dono:

Actually, I've thought of one!
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Alas, it seems that Reno has discovered Fanfiction.net. Specifically a certain term we know only as 'Lemon'...

Reno:
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A true commitment's what I'm thinkin' of
You're never gonna hear this from any other guy
Oh, just gotta tell ya how I'm feelin'
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around
And desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie
And hurt you...

Rude: I know kung fu.

Reno: For the last time, NO YOU DON'T.

"Whoa...look at that babe!" Murmered Reno, gesturing at the girl standing a few feet away.

"Yeah..." Rude said, grinning.

"Hey, baby!" He called. "C'mon and check this out! I'm too sexy for my hair...too sexy for my hair..."

It was at that moment that Rude got slapped across the face by the woman he was trying so hard to impress. As she walked away, Reno grimaced.

"Rude...put you wig back on. Now."

Rude: ...
Reno: youve been like that since-
Rude: since i lost my-
Reno: I found it!
Rude: you did?
Reno: yup, i found your wig...
Rude: thats a cat
Reno: Whoa... umm sorry

Ok, heres my dads caption

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Ok, the bald head guys a joke, but you DON'T want to mess with me.

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Thats my dads.^^

~Rayven~

Reno: DAMN THAT'S BIG!!!

that thing was pretty big... it was a good movie "FFVII Advent Children" watch it!

It was then that Reno and Rude discovered that Taco Bell was open to serve their hunger during the latemeal hours.

Reno: OMG! It's Briteny Spears!
Rude: Where! *looks*
Reno: EEWW! What is she wearing?
Rude: Holy Crap!!!!

It's really stupid, I know, but I couldn't think of anything else to do. . . sorry.

OK! Here's mine:

Reno: RUDE!! I didn't know you where an actor?
Rude: I'm not...
Reno: Then WHO'S that?
Rude: You idiot! That's a Mr. Clean commercial!!!

*Got that idea from Ichigo and Bato from the podcast - if they read this - THANKS for the inspiration! -

Reno: Dude,I swear I put a coin in the meter! We've been ripped off!
Rude: ......
Reno: Do you think we can write this off as a business expense?
Rude: ......

[under a photo in the Enquirer] Exclusive: A Fan Girl's script get licensed by Fox. Here's a pict of "Renji" and "Frank Martin", two of the characters in this upcomming summer box office smash.
[sounds of many otaku silently screaming as another beloved anime gets the "Hollywood treatment".]

If only Reno had known that he would become the next target of Hitman Agent 47..

~the smexykazekage

Reno: Dude! Check it out, she is summoning bahamut!
Rude: Shouldn't we stop her?
Reno: No, It's to cool to stop.

Reno: Um, rude, is that monster comeing after me or you?
Ryde: I think its comeing after you.
Reno:OH SHI....GAK!!!!! *Dies*
Light Yagami:*writing something in Death Note* Reno, is killed by monster.

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Thats all I got.XP

~Rayven~

Reno: dude you were like whoa and we were like whoa! then you were like whoa...
Rude: Reno, take your Ritalin already.

Rude: "Reno...stay calm..."
Reno: "No way man! Did you see what that monster just did?!"
Rude: "Yes Reno. So now's the time to run."
Reno: "Oh, well if it wasn't that monster would so be going DOWN!"

Reno:"What is that?
Rude:"I don't know but its not going in my room"
Reno:"awww...why not?"

Looks like Kira got Reno...

Cost for repairing the monument that Loz and Yazoo just destroyed: 1,000,000 gil

Watching Cloud and Sephiroth provide fanservice for people in public: priceless

Needless to say, Rude was getting a little bored of Reno's "Dramatic Chipmunk" imitation.

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Man, why can I see Reno doing that... DUNDUNDUNNNNNNNNN! :o

@Ayumigirl:

Wow your avatars awesome

Okay....this might not be one of my good ones but here I go. Oh and it might be kinda...pervertedish?:
Rude: Reno...this is not the time to stop and watch squirrels doing it! We have a fight to finish!
Reno: DUDE! Look at that! Go squirrel go!
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Sorry, I just had to XC. My friend thought of that, I added Reno's to it.

Reno: YO, We Are the Men In Black!!

Rude: .... wrong show dude

Reno: "hey watch me do the mating call of the wild turkey bird !!!"
Rude:*sigh*...reno...really..in pulic..

Reno: "If you want my body and you think I'm sexy, come on sugar, let me know..."
Rude: Reno, now is not the time to be singing. Besides, that song died with disco. Let it stay that way.

Reno: DR. OCTAGONAPUS! BAHH!!!!!
Rude: Shoop de Whoop...

Reno:"That's right! Miyazaki's bodyguard got's a bodyguard! Got a problem with that?"

OR

Reno:"Backstreet's back, alright!"

"Is that your flying cow--or mine?"

Warning: Fanfiction is not for everyone.

or

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie pop? The answer may surprise you...

Reno: OMG! What is that?!
Rude: That is my girlfriend...

Reno:Did Tseng just run over a cat?
Rude:What the hell is that?

Tseng getting out of the car.

Tseng:Hey Rude I found your wig!
Rude:That's not my wig.
Reno:HOLY SHIT TSENG JUST RAN OVER CAIT SITH!!!
Tseng:...Opps.

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE

Yes I already know it sucks but this is my first time...

Reno: my Ipod is smaller than your Ipod!
Rude:...

Thanks to this picture, I now have proof that Zack is alive. Why? Because Cloud's cellphone is on top of that really high building Reno and Rude are looking at. And while they're staring in disbelief, they know it could only be Zack...

News had just come in about the cast of the live action Final Fantasy VII film. Rude was fairly happy with Bruce Willis, but somehow, Reno didn't have as good a reaction after reading Josh Hartnett next to his name

yay cool, third!^^ squee^^

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this week's try:

Reno: oops, I think they just found out I was only Tai's look-alike...
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couldn't come up with anything betterXD

Reno: Thank god for this movie! That boxy pixel look wasn't doing it for me. 101 minutes of pure CGI goodness!
Rude: Yes, and zero minutes of dialogue-reading...

@Aceburner Thanks for being the other person the thought Digimon deal.

Reno:I never expect to find Waldo there.
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Reno:We're turks
Rude:with smirks

Reno: (a.k.a. Ichigo) Dear God, is that what Otaku call grammar?! This could kill some time on the podcast this week!

Rude: (a.k.a. Batou) Oh yes. We should thank them from the bottoms of our hearts. I mean, we’re not gonna be malicious about it or anything, but it’s there right?

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A bit altered from what was actually said, but I had to change it to make the picture fit. It's out of utter love, guys. :3

Ok, this is the scene where the two of you dance...

Rude: Uh, dance?

Reno: uhh...... yeah, sorry guys, forgot my line again....

Everyone else on set face-faults

Rude: great.... not again...

Reno: Oh my... Oh my god Rude! It's a Baby Blue Phoenix card! That's it! My deck is now complete!!!

Hi, I'm a Mac
And I'm a PC

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In order to increase recruitment, the Secret Service relaxes it's dress-code some. However, senior agents are somewhat unimpressed with the results.

It was at this moment Reno remembered he had left his secret ichi collection in the monument. Sadly for him, not a page was spared from the onslaught.

Reno was practising to take the roll of trump for the Apprentice

Reno: Rude your fired!

Ah, but don't we all try to imitate the classic "Emo Sasuke" look. So far, I think that building in the background's winning. Sorry Reno, you just have apply a tad more eyeliner.

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As for a caption, I have nothing. But good luck to this weeks entrants!

Reno: Where are we?
Agumon: You're in the Digital Wo- wait, you're not Tai! Take those goggles off!

(Sweet, runner up!)

Reno: Uh! That SO doesn't match my goggles!
Rude: Reno, just leave it alone.

(*SQUEEE! Glomps* turks! oh come one! there are a millian better stills of these guys! *ehem* sorry, I shouldn't complain...)
Rude: Uh- you better start running...
Reno: Yo what're you talkin abou- Aw @#%$ no man! Not them fangirls again!

Rude:"The fangirl slaughtering device is ready sir......"

Reno:"No, wait....I think they like me....."

Rude:"That's why Cloud killed his fangirls, sir."

The Turks; Midgar's equivalent to the Mafia.

(However, they just never seem to get anything done right...)

Reno: I may sound and look like Axel but I AM NOT] AXEL!!!!!

Cloverfield...it didn't just happen in New York.

Reno: We were SO designed on The Sims 2.

Reno: I know you can do it Agumon! Digivolve!

Rude: Here we go again...

When the men in dark glasses and suits began to appear, it was at that point Reno realized he had missed Tax Day completely.

This was Reno and Rude's reaction to the quality of last week's captions.

Reno decided to do a little spy work to find out how Cloud does his hair.

Rude should of warned him ahead of time.

. . .How Rude.

Holy, this one's a little hard to work with...*ahem*
-in other words, I've got nothing-

Men in Black, Midgar branch...

Agent A : i make this look good

What the hell...he did not just change into a girl!

I apologize, but this has to be done:

Reno: I just KNOW you did NOT call me Axel!

Rude: Aw, you done done it now....

(I've seen so many people comparing Axel and Reno it's ridiculous...)

rude: oh... my... god.... cloud and kadaj are actually doing it in public.... reno sheild thine eyes!!!

reno: rude!!! i saw things i shouldn't have!!

"hey rude do you think theses lines on my face wil make me more emo then sasuke from naruto"
"sorry reno,now you have to complain alot,like elaena does"

reno"crap,"

ff7 is awsome
emerald weapon is still kicking my butt
i never beat them

Denzel became a man the other day:

"Son of a 13itch---!"

...They're still in shock now...
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I know, i know... Denzel says that AFTER this scene, but hey, i'm not the only person who was shocked by what he said - i thought he was a cloudy-boy! Both me and my mate were like...
"Woah..." *claps*
XD That's just me - i know, shoddy "caption" lol!
Man! You guys picked like, the worst possable pic for the movie!
Shame on you!

XxX Chaz XxX

Reno: Burger King dropped The Whopper?

The sight of what fangirls did to Cloud made Reno question his desire to be popular.

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This isn't a caption, but I imagine this was what someguy's face looked like when he was judging last weeks caption battle.

We have come from the future with this message: the 'Speed Racer' live-action movie is not good. Flee while you can.

(Writer's note: Sorry, but I've seen the trailers; I'm concerned.)

Reno:WTF? IS THAT AERIS NAKED
Rude: I AM SO TAKING IT AND PUTING IT IN MY ROOM

Rude: "Mr. Anderson, Welcome back...We missed you."

Reno: "WTF!? I KEEP TELLING MY NAME IS RENO!!"

Reno: No way...
Rude: Yes it happened. *Reno's boxers were used as a flag*

After getting an iMac, Reno and Rude discovered how different Mac is from Windows.
Reno: Where's the start button?

Reno and Rude finally found the closet of Christmas presents for the FF7 cast.

Reno: So this is what God looks like...
Rude: Looks kinda... different from what I was expecting...

Reno: "I'm the real Slim Shady."
Rude: "No he's not. I think something will fall one me now."

it wasn't until Cloud saw the reaction of his peers did he know getting a haircut was a bad idea.

Taking a breather in their fight with Loz and Yazoo, Reno and Rude look over to where the members of Avalance are busy fighting against Sin Bahamut...

Reno: "Whoa, that's a big explosion..."
Rude: "Hey, isn't that where we parked Tseng's car?"
Reno: "Oh, shit!"

Some trouble on the set of Final Fantasy...

Reno: "Who's idea was it to hire Jesse 'The Body' Ventura to play Rude?"