The things my family and friends say — brought to you without context or clarification. Enjoy.
- Created By Ducky
Mom: How do they make oyster sauce anyway? Do they ferment oysters?
Dad: No, honey, the oysters have tiny udders.
Mom: Up and down, up and down, up and down -- I feel like a catholic!
Missy: Just once I'd like a fortune cookie to say, "Look behind you. Keep a bat by the bed."
Dad: Bacon strips make excellent Kleenex.
Me: Ugh. He's just so... so... SO HAUGHTY.
Friend: I know! He's SUCH a hotty!