Untold Naruto Fairy Tales INC.
Presents
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Jessy-Din
Out in the distance is a dusty road, where we see a brown cart driving down the road, pushed by a black crane anthro named Bongo.
Bongo: Oh, I come from a land of a faraway place,
Where the Husker Nebraskans roam,
Where it's flat and immense
And the heat is intense
It's TORTURE! …But hey, it's home
Bongo turns left on the road, still singing.
When the winds from the east
And the sun's from the west
And the cornstalks in the field are right
Come on down,
Stop on by,
Hop a carpet and fly
To another Crossover Night!
He drives onto a field, looking around for a place to rest.
Crossover Nights,
Like Crossover Days,
More often than not,
Are hotter that hot
In a lot of good ways!
Finding a clearing, he pushes his cart there and stops.
Crossover Nights
'Neath Cartoon Moons
A toon off his guard
Could fall (and fall hard)
Out there, completely doomed.
Bongo steps out of his cart, putting down the handle bars. The cart suddenly collapses. "Dammit!" he yells, trying to put his wooden cart back together, but it broke in two. "Stupid, chipped, piece of junk…"
After cussing some more, he notices you (the reader) and faces you. "Well, hi! And welcome to one of Jessica's weird Parody fanfics! As you can see, I have traveled from across the country, on a rare mission…"
He climbs into the back of the cart and pulls out several boxes and a wooden table, with a "For Sale!" sign on it. "…To sell some rare, valuable items!" Bongo continues. He pulls out a stuffed rabbit. "See this? This is the priceless Novelty White Rabbit, only seen in American McGee's Alice PC game! In good condition, too! It---" The rabbit's button eye pops off. "--it, seems to have aged. No matter!"
He tosses the rabbit aside and pulls out a book, labeled 'The Caterpillar Dictionary". "Oh, now this-- this is something you must have!" he says. "With it, you can learn to speak a new language and---" the pages out of the book fall out. He tosses it aside. "Ah, that's an old volume, anyway."
Next, he pulls out a wooden cheshire cat. "Wow, I've never seen one of these intact before!" he says with awe. "Though… it doesn't do much." You begin to walk away, tired of seeing his worthless items, but he runs in front of you. "Wait! Wait! Wait! …I can see you're into the really good stuff! Take a peek at this!" He takes a copper oil lamp out of his pocket. "Do not be deceived by its simple appearance, for the real treasure is inside…" he takes off the lid of the lamp, peeking inside.
You walk away, not interested, but he runs back in front of you, frantically. "This is no ordinary lamp, dude!" he cries, then calms down. "It once changed the life of a boy… a diamond in the rough, so to say. Would you like to hear the story?" You nod your head in excitement. He takes some glitter and throws it up in the air, resembling the stars. "It stars off on a dark night, where a dark man waits, with a dark purpose…"
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A man with a pumpkin for a head and yellow eyes, wearing a black cloak with black pilgrim shoes on, leaned against the wall of an alley. Standing next to him was a big raven with blood all over its feathers, a yellow beak, and a red ribbon around its neck. A motorcycle rode up to them, and off stepped a blonde-haired woman wearing a white ninja outfit with black polka dots on it.
"I thought you said you were coming alone!" The girl snapped.
"I did." The man said, looking dully at the girl with dark, expressionless eyes.
"Then who's the twerp of a bird?!" She pointed at the raven, who stuck his tongue out at her.
"That is just a raven that I stole from within Edgar Allen Poe's Cat's stomach. Now, did you get what I asked for?"
The girl grinned. "I had to threaten a few brats, but I got it!" she took out what looked like half a copper moth. The man went to grab it, but she pulled her hand back. "Not so fast, pal! First, give me the treasure."
*BAP!* "Ow!" the girl cried as the raven pecked at her hand, making her drop the moth, which he grabbed and handed to the man. "Why, you scummy little---"
"Patience, my dear girl," The man said calmly, taking out what looked like the other half of the copper moth. "You'll get your reward, soon enough." The two halves of the moth magnetically clasped together, turning into a giant blueish purple moth insectiod also known as a Necrofriggian.
"Deep Freeze!" The necrofriggian exclaimed. It then stared at the three people, "What do you humans want?" It asked in a deep, masculine- but somehow feminine- voice.
The man humbly bowed. "Miss Deep Freeze, do you know the way to the treasure?"
"It's always you and treasure, isn't it? Oh well, just follow me…." Deep Freeze flew down the street at a rapid speed, leaving a trail of ice behind.
"Follow her! Don't let her get away!" The man climbed into his mo-ped, followed by the flying raven, and sped down the street after Deep Freeze, with the woman following them on her motorcycle.
"Now, where was it?" Deep Freeze asked herself when they arrived at a desert area. "Found it!" The necrofriggian dove into the sand. The other three could still hear her muffled cry, "Hey, Worm! Wake up! Three idiots want to meet you!"
Suddenly, a giant, mountainous sand cat head (which oddly resembled Worm the Cat) rose up before them, its eyes glowing with anger. The girl stumbled backwards in shock, while the man stared on, a smile spreading across his face.
"At last, the Cave of Wonders!" The man gasped with excitement. He grabbed the girl. "Now listen, you can have all the treasure, but the lamp is mine!"
"Okay, whatever!" The girl snapped, approaching the cave.
"Sheesh, where'd you find this barracuda?" The raven squaked at the man, referring to the woman.
"Shush," The man hissed, watching as the girl stood in front of the cave.
"Who dares disturb my slumber?!" Worm demanded. "I'm missing my beauty sleep and I got 12 kids to worry about right now!"
The girl looked back at the man, shrugging, but he waved her on. "It is I, Jane Yamanaka, a humble ninja actress."
"Listen up, girl. Only the diamond in the rough can enter. Touch nothing but the lamp! You got that?" Jane rolled her eyes. The man and bird looked at each other, concerned with Worm's message.
Jane nervously approached the cave's mouth, taking a single step inside, waiting for something bad to happen. Nothing did. "Well, this isn't so---"
"ROAR!" The cave began to shake. Jane screamed and tried to run, but the cave collapsed on her, turning into a large sand dune, which Deep Freeze popped out of.
"Yeah, we lose more tourists that way," Deep Freeze said with a sigh, "If you need the real me, I'm inside the mind of your 'diamond in the rough'. Force it to transform into me and we'll try it again. See ya!" She vanished.
"Well, that was a complete waste of time!" The big, black bird griped, "Man, I can't believe I just wasted half my valuable time, just watching a girl get engulfed by sand! …Actually, that was kind of cool… BUT WE DIDN'T GET THAT LAMP!"
"Calm yourself, Darkness," The man said, still calm. "Jane was just not worthy."
"Damn straight she wasn't. Hell, she wasn't even worth a penny!"
The pumpkin headed man glared at Darkness. "Would you like to volunteer to go into the cave?"
Darkness shrank back. "N-No thanks. I chose life."
"That's what I thought. What we need is this one who can enter the cave, this… diamond in the rough…"
I will continue later...
~Jess
~SandLover13
