Telephone! :D

The hospital. To some people, it's a cruel white place... like an asylum. To others, it's like heaven. In all of our lives, we would have never thought that a hospital would be considered comical... until now.

It was just a quiet place, anticipation in people's minds whether the patients will live or die made them stressfull. Suddenly, the two main entrance doors opened wide as someone kicked them. Everyone thought they died in heaven when they saw a drenched King of Pop holding a little girl in his arms who needed medical attention. Immediatly, paramedics came in and they took Jess to the emergency room. Michael followed.

It took hours for everyone to figure out how to cure the wound. Luckily, there was a doctor who knew all about chakra and ninjas to know that Jess' main chakra are near the throat. Unless they can have a transplant for the vocal cords, Jess would die due to loss of chakra.

"But how are we going to find a donor who specializes in throat activity?" One assistant asked. They needed someone who had Jess' talent. Someone who uses voice. Someone who was a singer. Someone who was a proffesional pop icon. They all stared at Michael.

"What?" Michael was dazed, but then he refocused, "Okay, I'll do it!" He really wanted the girl to live, no matter the cost. It was long and painful but eventually, they replaced the poisoned vocal cords with a DNA copy of Michael's (no, they DID NOT rip out Michael's cords, sheesh!). Jess woke up with a start. Usually, she would scream at the sight of a hospital, but when she saw a black haired man who was very unique to her, she calmed down.

"Hi... My name is Jess. Nice to meet you. Who are you?" Jess smiled. Every doctor gasped.

"Hey, you're supposed to speak Japanese and you never knew who MJ is!?!" A nurse was screaming at Jess but was held down by other nurses.

"I'm Michael.^^ Where have you come from?"

"I don't know. Somewhere in Japan? I don't have a family and I don't know where my friends are so I dunno..." Jesse explained. Michael looked at Jess, a twinkle in his eyes. He never met a child who never even remembered of having people called "family". He decided that until one of her guardians is there to pick Jess up, he was going to have stay in his Neverland home with her.

"It's okay Jess. Welcome to America! Until we figure out where do you live in Japan, you can stay at my house."

"Okay!" Jess smiled, jumped down on the counter, and grabbed Michael's hand as Michael walked Jess back outside. Michael didn't care if fangirls came to grab him, nor did he care that the media would take photos and make more scrutiny and pain. The only thing on his mind was this purple haired, unusual child.

Louie and Worm was arguing in the car when Michael came back inside with Jess. They both stopped and returned to their sits, Michael's kids hugging them both.

Jess turned to Worm, "Worm, can you drive to wherever Michael wants ou to go?" Worm nodded. Jess then turned to Louie.

"Louie, you know where Meru's cave is right?" Louie nodded, "Can you please tell Meru and Taro where I am?"

"Okay... I should've thought of that earlier!" The yellow bat exclaimed as he flew out the window and made the long flight to Meru's cave. Michael was stunned about the maturity of Jess.

"How old are you?" He asked.

"9 years old..." Jess held up 9 fingers.

"Okay, once we get into my house, I'll show you around. Anything you need?" He asked.

"Umm, can you call my friend Deiara? I know she must be at school now, but she's lonely too, her family's gone. So maybe she can come here?" Jess asked. Michael nodded and he dialed the Leaf Village Ninja Academy's phone number that Jess gave him with the limo's phone

~Halloween Town~

(Destiny)

Sam was really confused this time. This happy prep girl knows bad luck from the future. Has he gone insane?

"Where have you come from?" Sam asked.

"I don't know. My sister and I were killed by two big men who were mad that we were bad "experiments". It was so awful!" Destiny cried on Sam's straw leg. Sam felt sorry for her.

"It's okay. Don't cry. I know! Let's go to my brother's house. His name's Jack and he might help you." He suggested. Destiny hugged him.

"Oh thank you, Mr. Scarecrow! You're the best." She kissed Sam's pumpkin-headed cheek. He blushed.

"We have to hurry back here though, because a giant crow is going to destroy the pumpkin patch!" Destiny said. Suddenly, she saw a grey tail that ran across a brick wall. That tail belongs to Wilt the cat. Destiny likes cats and since she is like 5-6 years old, she followed the tail to play with it.

"Come back!" Sam yelled and followed Destiny. This wasn't his day.

(Eternity)

"So, you and your sister are oracle twins?" Hybrid asked. Eternity nodded.

"Yup...." Then, a noise from a closed room was heard.

"DANG IT! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DID... WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME LAUGH TOO MUCH!!!" A southern, yet now high-pitched voice echoed the room. An unfamiliar voice answered.

"Sorry O.B. I didn't know I was THAT funny!" The new voice argued. Everyone stood still. For the first time in her life, Eternity smiled.

"Right on cue! Looks like Oogie's old time friend has arrived... And he's pretty funny once you get to know him." She had a big smile. Chicago then randomly yelled out.

"HEY! How come the writers of this story always make henchmen for the Boss so much!?! We need a mansion to fill all of us in." Chicago pointed at the narrator of the story. I explained to him that my mind controls all and you just have to deal with it. Chicago then argued about his abuse and craziness when Hybrid stopped it all.

"SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU!!" Hybrid yelled, then opened the doors to a shocking sight. Oogie laughed so much that his sack form ripped apart, his bugs now disappeared and all that was left of him was his real form, a small green cockroach. But who was holding the cockroach was really disturbing. It was a black, tall man with a big yellow beak, a waist coat, and more crow features. He had a golden pocket watch in his hand and he just looked down at Hybrid.

"Uh.... hi?" The crow-man said, rubbing his head.

"Oogie, who is this?" Hybrid went his attention to Oogie, resisting the urge to eat him.

"Oh this guy? That's my old pal, Charlie. Back when I was just a little bug, he was my only human friend. He taught me much about jazz, card games, and the south. He died after seeing a scarecrow and landed in some train tracks when the train ran him over..."

"Oohhh..." Everyone shook their head at the mention of the railroad death.

"Now that I brung him here and back to Halloween Town life... HE AND ALL OF YA GUYS ARE GONNA HELP PUT ME TOGETHER AGAIN!!!" Oogie glared at Charlie for breaking him up. Everyone groaned. Charlie shrugged.

"Okay, Okay... While you guys go find the material and everything, I'm going to a pumpkin patch to get some bugs. Be right back!" Charlie put Oogie down and flew to the Pumpkin Patch.

(Pumpkin Patch)

Scream and Mirror. Two ravens who always annoy Sam. They were eating corn in the corn fields when Scream saw something big.

"Mirror, you see that?" Scream turned to Mirror.

"See that? See that?" Mirror said.

"That's the biggest crow I ever seen!" Scream exclaimed as he saw Charlie picking up corn, bugs, and other harvesting food items.

"Big crow! Big crow!" Mirror jumped up and down.

"Hey, let's go talk to that crow-man! Maybe he can scare Sam so much, he'll never even think about protecting the crops again!" Scream and Mirror laughed and flew up to Charlie.

End