This was Shukaku's worst of days. Why do you ask? His student is in his rival's body, Kyuubi cursed at him, Hachi beat him up, what more could the tanuki get? Suddenly, the blonde teen had a huge growth spurt. But he didn't do anything.
"Mwhahahahahahahahaha! It is I, The Germ. I'm back to-Hey Shukaku, where's the babe?" A voice rang in Shukaku's head.
"She's inside Teme doing some survival bet." Shukaku answered.
"Darn it! I wanted to destroy her in your body. No matter! Now, I took over your metabolism. You know what that means?" The germ asked. Shukaku shook his head causing the germ to slap his head.
"It means that you can eat anything and never be satisfied. That's what it means!!!" Shukaku gave a relief of discovery, then gulped at the situation.
"This might be a problem..." Shukaku muttered to himself. Then he looked around. A chair that looked like a marshmellow, a table that looked like toast, and a motorcycle that looked like black licorice. Shukaku ate everything in the room. Then, hissing was heard.
"Ssssshukaku, you ate my baby!" Hachi screamed. Shukaku backed away slowly.
"Hachi, you don't understand! This isn't my fault!!!" Shukaku chuckled. Hachi got closer and closer.
"You are sssssssssssso dead, tanuki." Hachi punched his fist together. Before Hachi could beat up Shukaku, he was eaten alive.
"Sorry Hachi. I had to do something. Hey, you taste like cupcakes!" Shukaku exclaimed. Hachi just sighed.
Hachi please continue....
~Jess
~Shukaku
Jess teleported at Kyuubi's brain and stayed there. The stomach acids messed up her skin tone. She looked at Kyuubi's memory to see that he scared a brown-haired girl away. That wasn't nice. Okay, so Kyuubi wasn't the nicest demon here...but scaring a little girl using Naruto's body is crossing the line! Jess took over Kyuubi's body, then took over Naruto's body, then transformed into herself. Someone knocked at the door. Jess opened to see the girl
"I'm sorry about Naruto and Kyuubi. They're really sorry!" Jess apologized. The girl's eyes widened. Jess didn't know whether it's by fear or excitment.
"Jess?" The girl asked.
"Deiara?" Jess looked at the girl. Deiara nodded and Jess hugged her tightly.
"Jess, you're crushing me..." Deiara choked. Jess let go of Deiara.
"Gee, I'm shorter than you." Jess replied, looking up at Deiara.
"How did you get here?"
"Right now I'm in Kyuubi's brain. I'm controlling his mind and he's controlling Naruto's. Now I'm confused." Jess's mind went dizzy.
"You really want to be my friend?" Deiara asked.
"Of course! You seem like a nice girl." Jess smiled. Deiara smiled a little smile, then sulked. Jess figured out why. Some kids from the academy laughed and whispered bad things about Deiara as they walked pass. Jess's eyes turned purple and the kids tripped into the mud like magic.
"Don't worry. I promise that I won't forget you and that we'll be best friends." Jess said proudly. Then she shook Deiara's hand.
"I'm sorry, Deiara. Kyuubi might cut me off. So it's time to say goodbye for now...I'll talk to you on the computer, okay?" Jess asked.
"Okay, bye." Deiara said and she waved. Jess hugged her again and closed the door. Naruto went back to his normal self after that. Deiara knocked again to see Naruto.
[In the demon's realm]
Kyuubi woke up with a huge headache. He had enough with the little brat inside him.
As for Jess, she was having lots of fun, until....
"What are you doing?" Someone asked. It was a redhead guy with whiskers on his cheeks and fox ears.
"The real question is, who are you?" Jess asked.
"I'm Dark Kyuubi. I've been in Kyuubi's body for a long time. What about you?"
"I'm Jess from the Sand village and I was put here by a Micheal Jackson look-alike. I'm proving to him that I can survive here and he says he doesn't have anorexia."
"So in other words, You're toturing Kyuubi?" Jess nodded. DK smiled, "Awesome. Count me in the toturement."
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Deiara, Kyuubi and DK please continue...
~Jess
~Shukaku
It's not that Kyuubi wanted Shukaku's help, but he knew he'd need it. Shukaku probably wouldn't help him, which he wasn't stupid to know, but he knew he didn't have anorexia and he needed to prove to that brat that he didn't. Shukaku should know well that even if he did shove food down Kyuubi's throat, Kyuubi wouldn't gain squat, but Shukaku wanted to see Teme squirm, so he agreed to help him out.
Shukaku was like a fat-camp instructor, except instead of trying to prevent weight gain, he was trying to make Kyuubi eat and feel shame while doing it. "Okay, before we get started, you have to admit I'm better than you and deserve to be the Biju King."
"What?!" Kyuubi shouted, "Hell no! I am not going to say that!"
"If you want me to help you, you have no choice, Teme," Shukaku smirked.
Kyuubi crossed his arms. "I am not going to degrade myself and lose my reputation."
"What reputation?"
Kyuubi glared. "As King of Biju and the most powerful demon of all, the nine-tailed fox."
"And you say I have a big head." Shukaku said.
At that moment, Kyuubi tackled him and started to cuss a lot of words that are too inappropriate to comprehend or go into. Once Kyuubi was done, he finished with "Screw you, I'll do it myself!" and stormed off, leaving Shukaku stunned at what he had just heard.
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Deiara wasn't the type that made friends easily. She hated everything about what she was put through in the academy and it just stressed her out. She would train when she was angry, but she mainly spent her time on the computer. It gave her the time to escape from things and it relaxed her. Especially after what happened today with that kid.
She found a story on the computer, well a series she decided to go back and read and then commented. She sighed though It's not like I'm going to have any friends anyway.
After that comment, she did get into a discussion with a girl that seemed really nice. Once the discussion was over and she finished everything on the computer, she sighed. Friend... She got up from where she was and turned the computer off, grabbed her bag, and went off to the academy.
Once she entered the academy, it seemed like it was only downhill. She was good at training, good in class, but she got into fights with others and was an outcast among the students. Deiara was aware though, she wasn't trying to ignore it and just focused on her work until finally, the academy was out and she left, passing by that blonde kid's home again. I wonder...
She walked up to Naruto's house and knocked on the door.
Jess was listening to her IPod in the kitchen while Kyuubi was eating pieces of meat. Jess then had an idea.
"I have proof that you have Anorexia!" Jess yelled. Kyuubi gagged on his meat.
"I don't have anorexia!" Kyuubi yelled.
"That's why I thought about a bet. If you don't gain weight after eating a lot of food for the next 7 days, you listen to me."
"Deal, on one condition..."
"What's that?"
"My bet to you is that if you can't survive in my body for 7 days, you will be my slave for a month." Kyuubi smiled evilly.
"It's a deal. When does my bet start?" Jess asked.
"Right now." Kyuubi then acted fast and ate Jess in one gulp.
"Baka was right...you do taste good. Needs a little salt." Kyuubi said. Jess crossed her arms as she slid down. Suddenly, footsteps were heard.
"Teme!!!!!!!!" Shukaku pounced on Kyuubi.
"Get off of me baka! You weigh more than an elephant!" Kyuubi pushed Shukaku off.
"Where is Jessy-Chan?"
"I ate her..."
"You WHAT!?!" Shukaku raised up Kyuubi.
"It's a bet. I made a bet with Jess. I can't believe I'm saying this, but you got to help me!" Kyuubi begged. Shukaku put down the kitsune and smiled.
"Finally, you come to ask for help because I'm better than you. What's the problem?" Shukaku put his arm around Kyuubi.
"I need to gain weight in a week." Shukaku laughed at the offer, but agreed to help.
[With Jess...]
Jess sat at the bottom of Kyuubi's stomach. She decided to check something on her laptop. It was a site called TheOtaku. All that Jess needed was a username. She loved the sand and she gives bad luck with her cursemark. So, the username was SandLover13. Jess logged in and written stories about her life so far in the world, Untold Naruto FairyTales. Just then, someone commented...
DeidaraNarutoClan:Nice story. I think the Kazekage is a butthole, but this story is cute.
Jess smiled. Someone liked her story. She quickly typed and the conversation went like this:
SandLover13:Thanks. My name is Jess. What's yours?
DeidaraNarutoClan:I'm Deiara. I'm 5 years old.
SandLover13:Cool, I'm 6! I'm pretty lonely right now. Want to be friends?
DeidaraNarutoClan:Sure, I would like to.
SandLover13:So, you're not afraid of me. All the stories I write are true.
DeidaraNarutoClan:Not really. I've seen worse things. Like today, this blonde kid goes nice and then threatens to kill me.
SandLover13:I think that just Kyuubi. He's a fox with a stick up his butt.
DeidaraNarutoClan:Thanks.
SandLover13:Sorry, I have to go. See you.
DeidaraNarutoClan:Bye.
Jess closed her laptop and waited.
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Deiara, can you continue this please?
To be continued...
~Jess
~Shukaku
Kyuubi slammed the door to his room after everything Shukaku had caused. That baka has brought a stupid human within the demon relm, starts training that brat, and claims her to be his mate?!
He spat in disgust and sat on his bed. "The thought of that makes me sick. Humans are pathetic and deserve to die. They are only food as far as I am concerned."
About this time, while Kyuubi was still in the demon world, apparently, things weren't going well within the leaf. Naruto was still young at the time and didn't know about what happened to the Uchihas, but I need to at least say a few things: There were supposively only two Uchihas that survived. Unknowing to the monster that killed them off, Itachi, more survived. Many were wounded severely, but actually did survive, others took them and fled, but others just fled. One girl was one of those that was severely injured, but did survive. She is not the main character though, believe me.
With a hateful mother that abandoned her and her father to die, this girl was alone. She was 5 at the time, from what I recall and had nothing really to live for now or anymore. She walked to the forest and sat under the tree, embracing the fact she was going to die young.
She didn't die though, a fox managed to find her. It was young but surprisingly, it was a ninja fox and did its best to keep her alive. A fox can be sacred, but it can be a curse and be spiteful. Apparently, that's what this girl's personality would be sumed up as now.
The fox growled, trying to wake her up, but was unable to. It transformed into something and did carry her, dropping her off at a house we should know by now.
Meanwhile, Kyuubi stood from his bed and started to practice and train again, before being interrupted at the sight of that brat Shukaku had brought. 7 targets in my room, and 7 knives, I must be accurate within my strike or I'll be as weak as that baka.
Kyuubi closed his eyes and he started to throw knives, eyes closed. He opened his eye after the first knife was thrown. One target
Then he threw more, going with the same technique as he did during the first target, but with different steps within it until it was down to one knife and one target. Just one more...
He closed his eyes and was about to throw the knife, when... What are you doing here? Kyuubi's thought was interrupted by his troublesome jinchuriki brat, Naruto, causing Kyuubi to throw the knife and hit his door instead of the target.
Kyuubi growled at what that brat of his just did and transported himself to Naruto, to see what caused that brat to interrupt him. Naruto blinked at the girl I told you about earlier and was trying to get her to talk. "Who are you? Where'd you come from? How'd you get here? What's your name?" Naruto asked.
The girl kept quiet and didn't answer. She just looked around, wanting to know where she was. "Come on, spill it," he said again.
Kyuubi couldn't believe what he was seeing a brat was the cause?! He couldn't be more insulted. He took over Naruto momentarily without the boy knowing what happened. "GET THE HELL AWAY FROM HERE OR I'LL KILL YOU!" Kyuubi growled.
The bait was taken and the girl fled. Happy with what he did, Kyuubi smirked and left back to his room. He pulled the knives from the targets and the one from the wall and put them back into their place and he left to get something from the kitchen, hopefully Shukaku hadn't eaten everything.
He entered and his gaze went to Nekomata, who was drinking some milk. Kyuubi flushed red for a minute but he shook it off. Emotions don't matter, just concentrate.
He sighed and opened the fridge. The only thing Shukaku left was milk and fish. I grabbed a piece of fish and cut it up, only eating some and giving the rest to Neka (Nekomata). He was still mad though when he left the kitchen. That baka has gone too far and I'm not going to stand for this crap. I hate humans! They are worthless and good for nothing. I'll kill that brat if I am forced to!
Kyuubi had become cold from what happened when he was young, so this was to be expected. That human has to go
