Time

"Hey Jess, you there?" Deiara asked.

"Yeah, it's me."

"Where are you?"

"... You wouldn't believe it, but we're in Hawaii."

"... What do you mean by "we"? Wait, never mind. Shukaku really needs you to help him out right now. He seems to be getting worse and House is an a-hole. Please get here soon, okay un," Deiara begged.

"Okay, we'll be there in a flash, just do what you can for now, okay?" Jess replied.

"All right, see ya later," then Deiara hung up.

Deiara walked in and Shukaku was clinging to his abdomin. "Jess'll be here in a few, but she's a little tied up at the moment, not in literal terms. Kyuubi, can you looks around a bit in Shukaku and try to find the germ?" Deiara asked.

"All right."

"At least you idiots seem a lot more capable than my team," House said.

Deiara looked up at Shukaku. "Man... I wish Jess recomended a better doctor..."

Destination

The earth shook once more. The country moved back into place. Jees shrugged it off and got some clothes from a shop. Then Jess and Celena boarded a plane towards the next country. When the sun came up, Jess transformed back into a human.

"So you are a human child?" Celena asked.

"I'm going to be 7 soon." Jess replied. The plane landed and both girls got out.

"Is this Mt.Fuji?" Celena pointed to a mountain. Jess looked to see that it was an active volcano.

"Nope. Looks like we are in Hawaii." Jess slapped her forehead.

Meanwhile, Shukaku was really pissed. The guy had the nerve to call him a pregnent woman.

"In case you want to know, I ate my rival Teme. He was the one who is talking and he shouldn't be!" Shukaku punched his stomach who punched Kyuubi.

"I can talk whenever I want, baka!" Kyuubi bit Shukaku's stomach, causing it to bleed.

"Stop with the fighting or I'm gonna lose that bet!" House yelled. Both Kyuubi and Shukaku stopped.

"Well, the only one who knows the germ well is Jessy-chan, but I don't know where she is." Shukaku said.

"I'll try to call her. House, don't get killed or eaten..." Deiara left the room.

Please continue...

~Jess
~Shukaku

Regular

"Great, that narrows it down," House said sarcastically.

"Spit it out, what do I have?"

"There are multiple things, you could just have gas, you're really a woman and you got pregnant, you're obese, you have Colonic bacterial fermentation, you're becoming diabetic, or the disease is coming from your gallbladder, pancreas, or appendex, so in short, I need a lot more to work with than just the outside."

"I don't think Shukaku is going to be going anywhere," Kyuubi spoke up.

House looked at Shukaku's stomach. "Okay, maybe you are pregnant."

"Ha. ha. ha. Very comedic," Kyuubi said sarcastically from inside Shukaku. Shukaku was just getting tired of this guy already.

Celena and Jess were walking away while Houkou transported himself back to the demon's realm. Celena held her head low and transformed back into her human form to talk to Jess. "I'm sorry about lying to you, but I just can't tell you about what happened to me," Celena said.

"It's all right, you don't have to tell me anything, please don't lie next time though, okay Celena?" Jess said, smiling at her.

Celena had a light smile on her face and nodded. "Thank you, but how far do we have to go until we get to Jap-pan?"

Jess laughed. "It's Japan, okay?"

"Sorry, I don't know much about the outside," Celena replied, scratching the back of her head.

"One of the things would be, I don't think a grown woman doesn't walk around naked," Jess said.

Celena looked at herself. "Oh... Sorry"

"Hey, don't apologize, I'll get you some clothes while we're here and besides, we're pretty close to where Sensei is."

"All right, thank you, Jess."

Jaia's Henchmen/The trouble with Kidneys

Dark purple creatures surrounded both Celena and Jess. Jess cracked her knuckles and punched the enemies away. They both ran all fours to the city's center. But then, a giant, dark purple dog with 5 tails showed up.

"Heh, who said anything was easy?" Jess remarked. She climbed up a building and pulled all 5 tails towards her. Then she twirled the beast around and put it down. The beast groaned and collapsed.

"Celena, incase you are wondering, I know when someone is lying to me. It would be good to know why." Jess said. Then something happened. The beast that Jess defeated turned to be Houkou.

"God, I have a headache. I was in Shukaku's stomach when BAM! Dark energy surrounded me. Thanks for helping me, Jess." Houkou explained. Jess gave him a claws up and walked away with Celena.

Meanwhile, Shukaku was being operated by House.

"Out of all the good doctors, you had to pick this one!" Shukaku complained.

"Shut the hell up so I could fix you damn it!" House said, very annoyed. Shukaku still glared.

"Now tell me about this sickness:What were the symptons?" House asked.

"Well at first, my stomach tightend making me have anorexia. Once the illness went to the bloodstream, I had an overdose of obesity. The illness went to the kidneys and got swolen." Shukaku explained. House thought for a moment.

Someone please continue...

~Jess WereHog
~Shukaku

Alone

"Hold your horses, or in that case, your big fat ass." (Yeah, this is totally House -_-')

"Oh great, the ray of sunshine has arrived," Kyuubi remarked.

Shukaku growled a little, but it hurt him to do that so he stopped and glared at the doctor. House looked at Deiara. "You drag me away to a city like Japan, for something like this?" House said.

"Kyuubi says Shukaku's kidneys are swolen," Deiara explained.

House looked at Shukaku for a minute. "Does he have a kidney stone?"

"No, nothing like that."

"Well, he could either be a pregnant dog or something is wrong with him. Cuddy is not going to lose this bet with me," House said.

"What diagonsis so far?" Deiara asked.

"So far, four possibilities unless more symptoms come up. 1. Renal Tubular Acidosis [link], 2. Glomerulonephritis, 3. Pyelonephritis, 4. Bright’s disease [link]

Back with Jess and Celena, Celena was surprised at hearing the things that Jess told her. She was also confused at some of it though, because she didn't know what a biju, jinchuriki, or Japan was. "Celena, I forgive you for lying to me..."

Celena looked at Jess, but didn't say anything because she really couldn't think of what to say. "I think we are in Italy. I smell tastey, cheesy, highly delicious pizza!" Jess ran off and Celena transformed into her werewolf form and started to sniff the air.

"Yahhoooo! I didn't know being a werewolf was this exciting," Jess said, coming back from eating some pizza.

Celena heard a crack of something and turned around. Jess felt something too. "Looks like we aren't alone..."