- Created By NineTailed Host
RAAAAAAAAAGE.
Okay, I need to get me arse back in gear matey's! (If you can't tell I watch Pirates of the Caribbean last night) Meli~ Honey... if you still exist in this world please grace me with your presence! IF THERE IS A GOD, SHOW ME MELI!
Well, besides that... I've got a mum to go check up on, several annoying (though throughly entertaining and darling) little spaz' that demand that their leashes be yanked! >I Wow, I need to stop having a life. It's too much work...
IF THERE IS A HOKAGE, SOMEONE FROM THE ROLE PLAY PLEASE COME BACK TO LIFE. *ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR* Okay... I'm done :) See you on AIM~
Man... Hard Core.
The Host Club seems to have turned into either an accounting office or a boot camp. [Don't hit me!] Everything is so neat and tidy, definitely not a mans place... you can tell it's run by a bunch of girls [and yes Dino, I mean you too]. We, as men, need to stick up for our unorganized lifestyle! I'm totally kidding, it's great. Keep up the good work!
[Happy Birthday Meli~]
Returned, somewhat?
Yo. I'm back, if only temporarily. But hell, I'm going to try and get on as much as I can but some people are going to have to AIM me so I remember [It's hooked up to my phone, I share it with Alex so be sure to mention who you want to talk to when you're messaging.] And there is a rumour going around that I'm gay... I AM NOT. Grrrrrrr.
On another note, someone tell me where Sasuke is so I can kick his ass. His... duck butt head... hasn't been around here in awhile and I'm sure my mommy misses him. Soooo, adios Fans/Otakus.
Naruto-Mr. Fox
I cost $4750 a night xD (Stolen from Alex)
Natural Hair Color:
[] Brown - $100
[x] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $15
[] Bald - $5
[] Other-$75
Total: 50
Eye Color:
[] Brown - $50
[] Green - $75
[x] Blue $150
[] Hazel $100
[] Other - $15
Total so far: 200
Height:
[] Over 7′ - $200
[] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[x] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[] Under 5′4 - $95
Total so far: 350
Age:
[] 50 to 56 - $175
[] 46 to 50 - $150
[] 41 to 45 - $125
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[X] 0 to 18 - $100
Total so far: 450
Birth Order:
[x] Twins or more than twins - $750
[] First Born - $320
[] Only Child - $250
[] second born - $150
[] Middle child - $100
[] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $550
[] fourth born - $300
[] fifth born - $400
[] sixth born -$215
Total so far: 1200
Drink?
[] I did like once - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] only weekends - $300
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[x] No - $600
Total so far: 1800
Vision?
[x] perfect vision $400
[] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200
[] No correction $100
[] Glasses $50
[] contacts $25
[] Surgical correction -$100
Total so far: 2200
Shoe Size:
[] 13+ - $300
[] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7- $450
Total so far: 2700
Favorite Colors (two):
[x] Green-$750
[] Red - $600
[] Black - $100
[] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $300
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[x] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
[] Other - $500
Total: 3750
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes $0
[X] Nope - add $1000
[] some - $750
Final Total: $4750
REPOST WITH TITLE:
“I cost $ — a night”
- - Alex, I hate you more.
1) Are you really ready for 111 questions?
Fuck no.
2) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
I'm in my first one, right now... Love you Meli >:3
3) Who are your best friends?
Sasuke, and Sakura.
4) Who did you last say “I love you” to?
Meli~
5) Do you regret it?
HELL NO
6) Have you ever been depressed?
I'm a Jinchuriki, of course I've been depressed... moron...
7) Are you a guy or girl?
I'm a dude.
8) Do you like guys or girls?
Chicks :] Wait... girls xD
9) What is your relationship status?
Taken, yes fangirls, you may cry xD
10) How do you want to die?
Doing something cool.
11) What did you last eat?
Ramen, le duh.
12) Played any sports?
Ummm... bachi ball?
13) Do you bite your nails?
They break during training, so I scratch people with them *claw claw*
14) When was your last physical fight?
Today?
15) Do you have an attitude?
Fuck no. Get bent.
16) Do you like someone?
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeli
17) What is your real name?
Naruto M Uzumaki! Just kidding, just Naruto K Uzumaki, Kyuubi wanted his part in my name, since we're "one"
18) Who was your first kiss?
Hinata... I think :]
19) Are you going to get high later?
High off of training! WOO!
20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
I've always hated Sasuke, and Itachi. What a douche.
21) Do you miss someone.
:[
22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
O_o
23) Do you tan a lot?
I'm naturally pretty tan
24) Have any pets?
GAMA-CHAN! *Snuggles*
25) How are you feeling?
A little... off the walls.
26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
Never been in a "car"
27) Ever made out in the bathroom?
Hunh?
28) Would you take any of your exes back?
I don't have any exes. Duh.
29) Are you scared of spiders?
They freak me out, but I'm not scared of them.
30) Would you go back in time if you could?
To punch my dad some more. I hate him.
31) Do you regret anything from your past?
I'M. A. JINCHURIKI. WHAT DO YOU THINK.
32) What are your plans for this weekend?
Train, train, train, train, train.
33) Do you want to have kids?
Not really, especially if they turn out like Konohamaru... ICK.
34) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M?
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeli
35) Do you type fast?
Pretty damn fast if you ask me
36) Do you have piercings? How many?
Zero
37) Want any more?
Maybe an ear, who knows, but after looking at Pein... *shivers*
38) Are you good at spelling?
Yeah, when I think before I type.
39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
Jiraiya...
40) What are you craving right now?
Raaaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
41) Ever been to a bonfire party?
Ummmm... don't think so.
42) What's the first thing you think when you hear... Cherry...?
The lipsmackers Alex usually wears.
43) Have you ever been on a horse?
- - A donkey.
44) Kissed someone in a pickup truck?
Not yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet *shot*
45) Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
Not that I know of
46) Have you ever been cheated on?
O_O I HOPE NOT.
47) Have you ever made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
I HOPE NOT!!!!!!!!
48) Have you ever been broken up with?
Nope!
49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
*shrugs* Depends on who it was.
50) What should you be doing?
Meeting Kakashi to train, but I wanted my fans to know me, by answering these questions, and that, is my main duty.
51) What’s irritating you right now?
Nothing really
52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurt?
;]
53) Does somebody love you?
She better :]
54) What is your favorite color?
Orange
55) What's your favorite band?
Ummm, I'd have to say... Alesana
56) What are you thinking about?
Damn, it's hot out.
57) Do you have trust issues?
- - look at my best friend.
58) Do you believe in love at first sight?
;]
59) What is your Astro sign?
Libra
60) Who do you love more than the world?
;]
61) Are your parents still married?
Ummmm they never married one, and two, they're dead. Morons.
62) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
I do not have an ex.
63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
>>
64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
- - Again... LOOK AT MY BEST FRIEND.
65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forgive
66) Is this year the best year of your life?
It's been pretty good.
67) What was your child hood nickname?
It was (and still is) Knucklehead
68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
Probably when I was little xD
69) Rave or Concert?
*Not answering*
70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
NOPE, THAT'S NEJI.
71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Ate ramen, checked this thing, stretched, and slept.
72) What kind of wedding do you want? Big or small? Casual or formal?
Hahahahaha, Hime's planning it, ask her ;]
73) What is bothering you?
*Looks at Alex* Her.
74) Have you ever been out of your state?
Yeah, too many times.
75) Do you play the Wii?
Hahaha, I play Alex's
76) Are you listening to music right now?
Yeah
77) Do you like Chinese food?
Ramen.
78) Do you know your fathers b- day?
January something... or is that when he died?
79) Are you afraid of the dark?
No... and I'm totally NOT afraid of ghosts .~.
80) Is cheating ever ok?
Never.
81) Are you mean?
Only in these situations:
1) You dis my friends
2) You rant about how terrible the Host Club is
3) If you insult Alex, I'll kill you if you do.
82) Whats your favorite candy?
Some candies I found in the Sand Village, though Temari told me they weren't candy.
83) What are your favorite kind of shoes?
I don't like wearing shoes most of the time
84) Do you believe in true love?
;]
85) How old do you want to be when you get married?
Ummm... hahahahahahaha...
86) How many kids do you want?
- -
87) Would you marry someone that your family hated?
My family is dead, but hell. I'd do it anyway!
88) Do you like the outdoors?
Yeah, calming.
89) Are you currently bored?
-w- Fuck yes.
90) Are you getting mad at these marriage questions?
*Shrugs* Eh.
91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
;]
92) Are you hungry?
Yeah... starved, actually.
93) Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
;]
94) What makes you happy?
Making my friends happy.
95) Would you change your name?
Nah, but maybe, I'd take my dads last name, Naruto Namikaze, sounds cool :]
96) Ever been to Alaska?
Where?
97) Ever been to Hawaii
What?
98) Do you watch the news?
Nah, lame.
99) What’s your zodiac year?
Rooster.
100) Do you like Subway?
Hunh?
101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
;] Never
102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
FINALLY, COME TO ME SAKURA! *SHOT DEAD*
103) Do you talk like your friends?
Pffft, hell no.
104) When you're upset who do you call?
Ghostbusters. *Shot*
105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
Pfffffffft, fuck yes.
106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
Lol, they might not like it, but I do :]
107) Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
Alex
108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
Please don't smoke Meli... you're going to get sick >~<
109) Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Naruto? Deep conversation? PFFFFT!
110) Favorite lyrics right now?
Hmmm... possibly... something by Alice Cooper, I forgot what it's called.
111) Will you make this a note and tag people in it?
- - Fuck yes, you torment me, I'll torment everyone else.
I tag Sakura, Minato, Chi, and Meli :]
