As a phantom of your imagination, Nana will tell you of the secrets of the world. Maybe, if she wants to..... Cheesy ain't it. Nana loves cheese, though she is a cat. At times she will tell of worlds beyond her mind. Speak of dreams of nights before. Woo readers with poems of love and other things. So sit back, relax and enjoy what may come.
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Daddy Mac Fever
If you are wondering about the title, join the club. I woke up this morning with a 50's acappella type guy group singing that phrase. The best description of the "band" is that they sounded quite similar to the group from the Carmen Sandiego game show from yesteryears. Now, heres why it is weird. I don't have a radio alarm, and instead use my phone. But even that didn't wake me up. I can't even remember my dream, so the fact that that 50's group is singing in my head either means I'm legally insane, or I've heard it in the past.
So if any of you might know if that phrase is an actual song phrase, I'd so like to know.
Now for my daily dose of humor. This is an oldie but goldie of mine. I did a few comedic shorts basing their names from movies. This one is:
Flight of the Narcissist-
"You are so pretty." Alan stared at the gorgeous god of a man that stared back at him, "You are my whole life. I could never think of loving anyone else."
Someone banged on the door to the room, "Sir!"
Alan ignored the voice, "Just ignore that man without love." He told the wonderous thing that still looked lovingly at him, "It's just you and me here. We are the only ones left in this world."
The person banged again, "Sir! You've been in there the whole flight and we are about to land. Please return to your seat!"
Alan sighed, "What a pain." He tapped the bathroom mirror, "I'll talk to you once we get to the hotel." With that he left the plane's bathroom and returned to his seat feeling very dejected.
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Lest ye forget
My luck is worse than Murphy's
Last night, my not so new, new laptop took a tumble down two flights of stairs. One of the offices I hang out in at night is on the second floor and I was on my way back home from there. Well, ever have one of those total body convulsing sneezes? I usually carry my laptop in a back pack, but that was back in my office. So, sneeze ensues and laptop flies and color drains from my face and doom emits from my silent mouth.
One of the computer techs on base is checking my HD to see if it still works and if data needs recovery. I was able to salvage the RAM, so That's a very small victory. The CD/DVD RW was totaled. I am crying as I type this. This is about as bad as the time I forgot I had my phone on me and stood next to the MRI. I'm waiting for the coup de gras of my data being irretrievable. My friend if good, and he can do alot, but my luck just doesn't seem in it.
Now for some humor. I've been referencing this song my last few signatures. It is from season 6 of Scrubs, it is a musical episode. The song is called "Guy's Love" and JD and Turk duet it:
Guy's Love-
J.D.:
Let's face the facts about me and you, a love unspecified. Though I'm proud to call you chocolate bear, the crowd will
always talk and stare.
Turk:
I feel exactly those feelings too, and that's why I keep them inside, cause this bear can't stand the world's distain, and
sometimes it's easier to hide.
Both:
Then explain our guy love, that's all it is, guy love, he's mine I'm his. There's nothing gay about it in our eyes.
Turk:
You ask me 'bout this thing we share
J.D. :
And he tenderly replies...
Turk:
It's guy love
Both:
Between two guys
Turk:
we're closer than the average man and wife
J.D.
That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and J.D.
Turk:
You know I'll stick with you for the rest of my life
J.D.:
You're the only man who's ever been inside of me.
Turk (spoken):
Whoa, Whoa, I just took out his appendix
J.D.:
There's no need to clarify.
Turk:
Oh No?
J.D.:
Just let it grow more and more each day. It's like I married my best friend
Turk:
But in a totally manly way.
Both:
Let's go! It's guy love, don't compromise the feeling of some other guy holding up your heart into the sky
J.D.:
I'll be there to care through all the lows
Turk:
I'll be there to share the highs. uh!
Both:
It's guy love between two guys
J.D.:
And when I say, I love you Turk. It's not what it implies.
Both:
It's guy love between two guys
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Peace out
4th
If you are wondering why I am awake, blame my roommate. She came back a hour ago on her break screaming, fireworks. And so, in my half tired state, I listened, heard nothing, and said as much. But, in her enthusiastic mood, she happily informed me that they will be starting back in the states really soon.
Well, she just left back to the hospital, after a few rounds of We Love Katamari. I'm probably going to be up for another hour, getting myself a midnight snack. But, For all of you in the states, Happy 4th of July. Hope you all enjoy the shows you go see.
NNM
It's guy love, there's no compromise.
Waking up before you go go
It would seem that my friend Innocent Heart's grandmother is in surgery right now, so I ask those who read this to give a little prayer. I just woke up from my nap. I had to do a 24hr shift at the hospital. So tired. I mean, it's not like I...b ^-^
Now while MyO page has a different intro I'll keep this one shorter. I've been a bit bored on the off time when I'm not working. I'm back in Germany by the way and have a working, though not all that new laptop. So I wrote something to go with my new theme.
Today, I shall tell a tale of love, loss, epic /b/ness, and all around half truths.
Our tale starts one fine weekend day.
The sun light, after fighting its way across the vastness of space, through the Earth’s magnetic field, and dodging the clouds of a partly cloudy sky, lit my dreary, tired face with apathetic warmth. I was very distraught over my supreme lack of boredom relieving activities and was currently in search of epic LOLZ. My journey took me from the depths of rule 34 land to the rocky chan range to the realm of fanficdom. It is very well understood that this journey was not at all enlightening or enjoyable.
Then the storms cleared and my shallowed ship of anonymous ran aground in the Land of Smiles. It was a land of scary things. A land that read like Japanese- which I so can’t read. I staggered, crawled, babeled, and flew blindly. I thought I there’d be no exit, that this land had no borders. There were the meme raiders, the webcam whores, the complete WTF white wash. I was panicking, jumping randomly from place to place.
Then the path started to clear and in the distance, high atop a weed covered hill, stood a striking silhouette in the approaching twilight. Her almost body length hair, tied in pigtails, whipped in the breeze. Its greenish-blue hue blended smoothly with the sky. As I got closer I could make out the outline of her head set. Its digital lights shown dimly through her hair. On her sleeves were the LEDs of readouts and inputs. She was a Goddess, she had to be. I knew at that moment that I would make her mine, what ever it took.
Over the next few days I searched high and low for the identity of the Goddess. Weathered the R34 riots, the pool AIDS onslaught, the memes (OMG the memes), and ate way too much Negi Ramen.
And soon arrived at the concert hall which the Goddess frequents in our humble internets. She was new, bold, original (in her own way), and gave me a new out look at music. There was a whole religion called Miku Miku Dance that gave us control of this Vocaloid Goddess.
So I spend days making the pilgrimage across the English land of smiles where I saw and hear more than I ever thought I would. And now I am at a very comfortable spot in my relationship with the Goddess. We spend time when I’m lonely, she sings when I need emotions. It is more than love, more than admiration, it is beyond all description.
And so it was that I met one Hatsune Miku.
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Shining ray
Melody
Anger
Nebula- So watch in High Qual
Last Night, Good Night
