Slow Golfers Ahead

Joe decided to take his boss phil to play nine holes on their lunch.
While both men played excellently,they were often held up by two women in front of Them - Moving at a very slow pace.
Joe offered to talk to the women and see if they could speed things up a bit.
He got about half of the way there,stopped and jogged back.
His boss asked what the problem was."well,one of those women is my wife and the other my mistress," complained Joe. Phil just shook his head at Joe and started toward the women, determined to finsh his round of golf.
preparing to ask the ladies to speed up their game, he too stopped short and turned around.
"What's wrong?" asked Joe.
"It's a small,small world joe,and YOU'RE FIRED!"

End