Random Meme

I stole this from Wakusei Aoshi about a month ago...? xD Anyways, I just remembered I did this. FUN.

1. Tomato
2. Tomato's Boyfriend
3. Stefan
4. Gabriel
5. Jo
6. Kasey
7. Dean
8. Rick
9. Dare
10. Tim

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...

1. Number 1 (Tomato) woke you up in the middle of the night?
Tomato: *on the phone with me* Heeeeey, Akioh! :D Like, what's up? I had a totally crazy morning, like, I was trying to get to this one restaurant, but there were so many people that I didn't have time to eat there or anything. And like there was traffic on the way to the museum. Ohmigod, it's totally crazy here!
Me: Tomato, it's only 3 in the morning here. orz Let me sleeeep...

Yaaay, time differences.

2. Number 2 (TB) asked you to go out with him/her?
Me: TOMATO'S BOYFRIEND! How would I call you Tomato's boyfriend if you're no longer Tomato's boyfriend?? What would I call you? AKIOH'S BOYFRIEND? AB?!?!??! WHAT? WHAT?
Also, I wouldn't go out with you because I don't date yet. :V
TB: ...

I don't think TB would ask me or anyone except Tomato out under any circumstances.

3. Number 3 (Stefan) walked into the bathroom while you're there?
Me: AGHK! Stefan! D: *Covers areas*
Stefan: Ah, I'm sorry! *closes door* I would advise you to lock the door next time.

4. Number 4 (Gabe) cooked you dinner?
Gabe: Hey, I made popcorn!
Me: POPCORN... *¬*
Gabe: Yeaaahhh, girl. My secret recipe. :U
Me: Butter, salt, and pepper, right?
Gabe: Yeah. BUT WHAT MAKES IT AWESOME IS THAT I MADE IT! >:D

Popcorn is one of the few things that Gabe knows how to cook. He can also make cereal, sandwiches, and spaghetti with store-bought sauce. Mm-mm. And really boring burgers without any cheese or even a bun. (MY COUSIN DOES THIS...)
He tends to order food or eat out. :V
Also, the "secret recipe" thing we're talking about is a reference to something Gabe says to someone. But Idk it's not important.

5. Number 5 (Jo) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Me: Agh. Sandy. I'm all sandy. I'm leaving. Gah, beach. Itchy. :T *taps Jo on the head* Jo, I'm going back to the beach house because I don't like the beach. D: Also, don't get sunburned! :D
Jo: Sure, whatever. See ya later... Oh, I'm wearing sunblock, by the way. *goes back to sleep*

6. Number 8 (Rick) got into the hospital somehow?
Me: RICKIE-RICK-RICK-RICKER!!!! ;A; WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT? WHY'RE YOU IN THE HOSPITAL?
Rick: Oh, I just um... broke my leg. ((idk why he'd be in the hospital.)) I'm okay now. :)
Me: Okay, cool man. Cool. Yeah. Uh...
...
*abruptly leaves*

I'm terrible about ending conversations.

7. Number 9 (Dare) made fun of your friends?
This... this is not even probable. Dare wouldn't make fun of my friends! xD But I guess we have to assume he did...
Dare: Akioh, your friends are wicked strange. Like... one of them never says anything, and the other one talks a lot about nothing and One Direction. What's up with that? :I
Me: Yeah well.... yeah.... They're not really strange to me. Yeah. :m
/weak argument

I'd probably be bad at defending my friends since I've never had to before.

8. Number 10 (Tim) ignored you all the time?
Me: Eh, he already does this. :m So whatever.
Tim: What? No I don't. D: I mean, maybe I used to when you were in 10th grade or something...

But really, I don't interact with my characters.

WHAT WOULD THEY DO UNDER THE FOLLOWING CIRCUMSTANCES?

1. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will Number 1 (Tomato) do?
Hm... Probably freak out and call his boyfriend to save me. RATHER THAN CALLING THE POLICE...

2. You're on a vacation with Number 2 (TB) and you manage to break your leg. What does Number 2 do?
TB: ...We should probably go to ze hospital.
Me: It hurts... ;A;
*We drive to the hospital*

3. It's your birthday. What will 3 (Stefan) give you?
Stefan: Happy birthday, Akioh. I got you a--
Me: GEE, I sure hope it's a suit jacket just like yours, Stefan. *u*
Stefan: ...um, a pair of jeans. You don't own many decent pairs of jeans, after all.
Do you like wearing suits, Akioh? :I
Me: Oh no, not really. I just like the jackets. :Y BUT GEE. THANKS FOR THE PANTS, MAN.

I like to wear blazers because they make me feel like Stefan. xD; It's good for my posture. :Y I start sitting straight like Stefan when I wear blazers.

4. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Number 4 (Gabe) do?
Gabe: AGH, SHOOT, HOUSE IS ON FIRE, HOUSE IS ON FIRE.... UH... I NEED A HOSE... NO WAIT! 911!
WAIT! DAMMIT! WE'RE IN FRANCE! WHAT THE HELL'S THE EMERGENCY NUMBER IN FRANCE?? ;A; AKIOH, DON'T DIE ON ME, WOMAN.

Eventually he'd figure it out and save me. Hopefully.
GABRIEL, YOU LIVE IN FRANCE. YOU MUST KNOW THESE THINGS...

5. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Number 5 (Jo) do?
Me: I should wear this weirdo costume to school! Yeahhhhh.
Jo: Noooo, I don't think so.
Me: Too weird?
Jo: Yeah.
Me: Yeah... :<

PARTY POOPER.

6. You're about to marry Number 10 (Tim). What's Number 6's (Kasey's) reaction?
Me: Whoa, Tim. We're getting married. :o I've always wanted red head children... well not really, but red hair is cool. :D
Tim: Wait, what?
Kasey: CONGRAAAAATS, GUYYYYS! *u* Akioh, you should've totes made me your maid-of-honor! I'd've given you like the BEST WEDDING EVAR.

Kasey would do nothing to stop the situation. orz

7. You got dumped by someone. How will Number 7 (Dean) cheer you up?
Me: I just got dumped by that person I never went out with because I've never had a boyfriend. What?
Dean: O-oh, uhm... sorry to hear... there's always next time...?

There's no emoticons I can think of for Dean's facial expressions. xD;
Also, I think it's funny that number 7 is Dean, and he was left out of the first section of this meme.

8. You're angry about it afterwards, how does Number 8 (Rick) calm you down?
Me: ARGH, I AM ANGRY ANGRY.
Rick: Ah, uh... I'm sorry. ;A;
Me: Yaaaay, apologizing for no reason. That's something you got from me, you know. :V

Both questions 7 and 8 have not happened to me. Idk.

9. You compete in some tournament. How does Number 9 (Dare) support you?
Dare: YEAH, AKIOH! I BELIEVE IN YOUUUU. AWHHH, YESSSS. CHECK OUT MY SIGN. MY SIGN.
*holds up a sign that says "Akioh iz da bomb-shiggaty"* Eh? Ehhh? 8D
Me: DARE, YOU'RE SO DISTRACTING...

10. You can't stop laughing. What will Number 10 (Tim) do?
Tim: .____. Uh. I'm gonna leave now.
Me: TIM. *hehehehehehehe* WHYYY...
Tim: 'cause you're freaking me out! o______o

RELATIONSHIP PART

1. Number 1 (Tomato) is all you've ever dreamed of.
Me: *Sleeping* Can't stand... valley girl accent.... gahh...

And then I actually start talking like Tomato. AGH! That'd be terrible. xD; He'd probably talk so much in my dreams that I wouldn't be able to sleep.
This question actually probably has nothing to do with literal dreaming, but... THIS IS WHAT WAKUSEI AOSHI INTERPRETED IT AS, SO I'M GOING WITH IT.

2. Number 2 (TB) tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for Number 9 (Dare). Your reaction?
Me: TB! Stop having desires for other people! You're not AB or DB, you're TEEEE BEEE! TOMATO'S BOYFRIEND.
TB: Eet eez not my fault, eet eez ze meem! :(

For some reason, I wanted to write his dialogue in a weird french accent this time around. Because it's hard for me to imagine him with an accent.

3. You're dating Number 3 (Stefan) and introduce him/her to your parents. Will they get along?
Me: Daddy, meet my 30 year old boyfriend! 8D And he has a job, too! He's totally rich! 8DDD HE CAN PAY FOR COLLEGE!
My Dad: WHAT?!
Stefan: Akioh, this is just too weird. ._. (Also, I'm not rich.)
Me: Yeah, I would never actually date you considering you're practically 15 years older than me...

My mom and Stefan would probably get along under normal circumstances. My dad and Stefan would on politics, but maybe not elsewhere.

4. Number 4 (Gabe) loves Number 9 (Dare) as well. What does that mean?
Holy cow, it means Dare is popular.
It also means Gabe is a little bit creepy, because Dare is 10 years younger than him, and looks like he's 15 years old.

5. Number 6 (Kasey) appears to be a player; he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Haha, Kasey a player...? xD Okay. Sure.
I wouldn't do anything. :V My characters can do what they want.

6. You had a haircut and Number 7 (Dean) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Me: *thinking* I had Gabe cut my hair. It's all short again. :M Huh? Why is Dean looking at me funny? .___. Maybe he thinks I look weird?
Dean: *thinking* Wow, Gabe never cuts girls' hair! Akioh is amazing. ;u;

7. Number 8 (Rick) thinks he’ll/she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Me: IT'S OKAY, JUST STOP GOING AFTER DARE AND AIM FOR SOME TIM!
Rick: What? ;A;
Me: Oh wait, I wasn't supposed to say that.
...
SHAPOW! *runs away*

What the.

8. Number 9 (Dare) is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending you an e-mail. Now what?
Dare: Oh, Akioh replied to that e-mail I meant to send to Loyal!
E-mail: Dare. MAN UP AND SAY IT TO MY FACE IF YOU'RE GONNA SAY IT. GOSH, MAN. YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET LOYAL LIKE THAT. Love, Akioh. :D
Dare: Harsh, Akioh. Harsh.

FRIENDSHIP PART

1. Could Number 1 (Tomato) and Number 6 (Kasey) be soul mates?
Tomato and Kasey? No. xD

2. Would Number 2 (TB) trust Number 5 (Jo)?
Hm, TB and Jo... Yeah, I guess TB would trust Jo well enough with watching his property/etc, but not with secrets/etc. They're not totally close.

3. Number 3 (Stefan) wants to go shopping, will Number 7 (Dean) come along?
If Stefan asks, I'm sure Dean would come along. xD Actually Stefan likes talking to Dean. HE REMINDS STEFAN OF HIS YOUTH... somehow.
Stefan, you're not that old. Calm down, my friend.

4. Number 4 (Gabe) is bored and pokes Number 10 (Tim). What happens after that?
Gabe: *poke poke* :m
Tim: Hey whoa, what was that, man? :I
Gabe: Aaagh, I'm totally bored... >:T Hey. I like your hair, redhead. Is it naturally like that?
Tim: Yeah. And it's Tim.
Gabe: Tim? Huh. Hey, you're pretty cute. How old are you? :D Wanna hang out at my place later?
Tim: ...creep.

5. Number 5 (Jo) and Number 1 (Tomoat) are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
UM.
FASHION...
I think Tomato actually dropped out of high school at 16.
/I don't remember

6. If Number 6 (Kasey) and Number 3 (Stefan) cooked dinner, what would they make?
Stefan and Kasey make... Salad! And pasta! Or something. Kasey would make the salad 'cause it's easy. Stefan makes the mysterious pasta. Actually, Stef's a pretty decent cook. Kasey's alright, too.

7. Number 7 (Dean) and Number 9 (Dare) apply for a job. What job?
JOB AT A MUSIC STORE. Sure.
They both have jobs already, actually. But I'm sure you knew that. :m
(Dean is part of Tomato's personal styling crew, Dare works at Charlie's Pub and with Something Impossible.)

8. Number 8 (Rick) gives Number 5 (Jo) a haircut. Is that okay?
Jo: Are you any good at this?
Rick: Oh, um... Well, I'm okay. Sometimes I cut Dare's hair. :D;
Jo: I should just ask Gabe for a haircut...

9. Number 9 (Dare) sketches what Number 6's (Kasey's) perfect girlfriend should look like.
Kasey: Um, I don't date girls, sorry! D:
Dare: Oh. Uhhhhh... I was just doodling some random girl. :D; I was totally not having lesbian fantasies about you.
Totally.
Serious right now.
(??????)

I'm sure Dare's mind wanders occasionally. o3o

10. Number 10 (Tim) and Number 8 (Rick) are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Apparently, Rick took my advice from one of the earlier questions and is talking to Tim.
Idk, maybe they just blush when they talk to eachother.
RICK BLUSHES WHEN HE TALKS TO ANYONE...
But when I draw my characters, I always draw blush marks on their cheeks. xD; No matter what.

....
And there's that.
Now, if you'll excuse me... I have the strange desire to sort out the OFAV characters' salaries. 8I

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