I'm Chaz i live in the uk and im a retail advisor. in other words i work in a large clothes store which sounds great but the job totally sucks!

About my user name: because i like ninja stuff i thought i'd put it in my user name as i thought it sounded like the word ninja and chaz is my real nickname. when i realised it sounded dumb it was too late

I like most animes,but because i live in the uk i don't get to see that many.
my friends say i'm funny but im just being honest,which i try to show in my e-cards.

please see my other world "naruto poems" which i will try to write more about. comments please! PM me anytime

I'm now on facebook! type "chazie patel" into the search box. i have an anime pic the same as this background. please tell me your otaku user name when you send a resquest.

Why Yusei doesn't smile much

Another funny comic i found enjoy.

Yusei and Akiza skate!

WARNING possible spoilers. Right here’s proof that aki and yusei DO like each other. Yusei took aki skating as it “will help with her duel ridding skills” hmm enjoy the clip. I own nothing. if clip doesn't appear paste this url http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ifvSeJBASk

yugioh 5d's comic

A funny yugioh 5d’s comic I found and thought I’d share. All credit goes to the artist, I own nothing. I’ll try to put more up when I can.

Thank you ^_^

I just posted this to say a MASSIVE thank you to all those who have commented and inspired me on my recent ecards and wallpapers. I was overwhelmed by the praise! *virtual hugs and cookies*. I’m not sure when my next batch of work will be so stay tuned! lol

Adventures of inner chaz

Like inner sakura I have an inner voice! Here I will post conversations I’ve been in or overheard. I swear all of this is true and I’ll update when I can. Inner chaz may not appear in all conversations.(names will be changed in case I’m sued).

At a posh looking Chinese restaurant
Me: finally I can sit down after all that shop…
Waiter: what drinks do you want?
Retro bunny: huh? Um diet coke?
Me: yeah me ..
Waiter: 2 large cokes *poof*
Me: WTF just happened?
RB: we didn’t even get the menu!
*whilst eating*
Waitress: are you done:
Me: erm no!
Inner me: do you not see food in my plate?
RB: LOL XD
Me: omg!!! Look near the kitchen quick!
RB: what?
Me: in the waiters hands! Frozen food boxes, lots of them!
RB omg! I thought it was authentic Chinese food!
Me: that looks like the packaging from [can’t name store for legal reasons]

*latter we both went to said store and discovered most the buffet food there was from the supermarket! My friend latter reviewed this place online, I’ll send a link if you want to read it*

~At work~

*trying to remove security tag from scarf but it wouldn’t come off! *

Co worker: try to bash it off with this *gives stapler*
Me: ok thanks. *hits tag against magnet carefully*
Customer: hey what are you doing?
Me: taking the tag off, its stuck as its in the wrong place.
Customer: it’s a gift for someone I don’t want a hole in it.
Inner me: the tag makes a small hole anyway dumb bitch. Who buys a scarf as a gift anyway? Does she know kakashi?!
Me: I assure you its not damaged *shows scarf*
Customer: I DON’T WANT IT!
Me: O_O ok,erm I’ll get another one *gives her new one, while manager is next to me!*
Customer: *gives daggers*
Inner me: BITCH! Now to piss her off more.
Me: will you be using your store card today?
Customer: no.
Me: do you want to open an account?
Customer :no
Me: do want any gift vouchers?
Customer: NO!
Me: thank you for shopping here today, byeeeee ^_^..NEXT CUSTOMER PLEASE!
Co workers: LOL XD
Manager: you all right?
Me: yeah no problem boss.
Manager: customers are always right…unfortunately.
Co worker : omg this woman was so horrible to her.*talks to other co worker*
Inner me: aww I’m loved!