Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)

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Okay. Saw this with the boys and it was a little like Grimm meets Underworld in a way. Pure guts and gore for guts and gore sake, ridiculous 3D shots, fugly witches for the win, and a Gothic twist on a children's classic. This is by no means an Oscar worthy movie but it entertains. At least it entertains someone who likes the guts and gore purely for guts and gore. The violence gets to a point of impossibility that it's hilarious. I was laughing my way through 65% of this movie. I'm also insane so that could mean absolutely nothing.

So if you like guts, Jeremy Renner doing chicks in skeevy ponds, Gemma Arterton headbutting whoever she feels like, predictable plot twists, pervy dudes who grope you in your sleep, and Siamese twin witches crawling at you exorcism style, this movie is a must see.

Or if you're from Russia. Because this is a big hit over there. ;)

xoxo, Momma Love

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