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Space Vikings-- an overview

A long long time ago, in our very galaxy, (for how do we know of happenings in galaxies far away?) There existed Vikings. Strong warriors who terrorized the planet, razing and pillaging, stealing and making merry in the most manly way possible. Their war-cries struck fear into the hearts of men, women, and even some wolves. Their features contorted in rage, they'd hack away at trees with their mighty battle axes for no reason in particular.
Now, some may insinuate, or make implicit that Vikings were not the brightest crayon in the box. That they were more of a burnt sienna than tickle-me-pink. This is not true in the least. The Vikings were an industrious people, building the pyramids, the great wall of China, as well as Stonehenge and The International Space Station. (The Vikings have quite a proclivity for architecture.) With their intelligent and ingenuity being so great they soon developed ways to fly through the sky and as well as travel up to the heavens. They called these inventions automobiles. (You see, our current word is evolved from that Viking word. In their language it means: Sky Chariot.)
With the invention of the automobile the Vikings soon conquered the entire earth, enslaving many peoples and races. (I don't condone slavery. Slavery bad.) Among these were the Incas, Aztecs, Maya, Babylonians, Ancient Egyptians, Persians, and nearly every other people on the planet. Their need to conquer is inexplicable, but perhaps they simply were designed to do so. Their mighty beards were symbols of power. Even Viking women grew beards.
Soon they grew tired of earth, and sought to take their automobiles and fly beyond the stars, into the heavens. So the vikings of the world converged, and then they began a sinuous journey to the upper reaches of the mountain-tops, these acclivities making perfect take-off runways. As they rose into the skies, the Vikings looked down upon the earth, the mountains beginning to distort as the atmosphere changed. Some vikings even wished to cry. (But vikings have evolved past the need for tear ducts.) They got to the outer reaches of the atmosphere and diverged, exploring many planets and otherworldly features, such as space volcanoes. They landed on planets, making giant declivities in the surfaces, what we now know as craters.
Eventually, after many years, the Vikings had conquered most of the universe, and they converged again, to discuss what to do next. They are wander-lust stricken people, always seeking new places to conquer and peoples to enslave and slaughter and pillage. In their boredom they attacked each other, creating a great viking war. They fought for many centuries, the blood spilled in their battles staining the planet we now know as Mars, red. Their battles desecrated the great lakes of Mars, annihilated the well-meaning moth people of Venus, and even killed off the dinosaurs.
Many of the weaker Vikings escaped, traveling back to earth to become what we now recognize as 'vikings'. Those these were no where near as beastly as the actual Vikings. The great Viking war continued for a great many centuries more, causing great casualties across the Universe. Eventually only a few Vikings remained. To save their race, they all parted ways, vowing never to fight each other again, for their might was too much for the Universe. They threw away their battle axes, awaiting Ragnarök, the day the universe will end. They brood, and wait. Though they grow restless, slowly wandering into the territory of the other space vikings...
If they should meet, may the whole universe quake for fear of their might.

May is...

May is…
Jaap Month.
[lol.]

Hello aan u allen, Otaku-ites. Dit is Nederlands. Het is ontzagwekkend. Gesproken in Nederland. Maar genoeg van dat. Jaap is mijn favorietste persoon die het Nederlands in de Wereld spreekt. Yay Jaap!

Word- repartee – quick, witty conversation
Food- apple cobbler

[yum yum I had some for lunch today.]

Song- One Week – Barenaked Ladies
Featured artist- Salvador Dali

[Melting clocks, heck yes.]

Flavah- whatever you want it to be. It’s Jaap month!
Book- Max by James Patterson

The next book in the Maximum Ride series. Strangely enough; it was supposed to have come out on March 16; however, there has been no word of it. Not even from Hachette book group, who ships the series.

Manga- Fullmetal Alchemist

[a fast-becoming classic in the anime world. the manga is equally as good, and the best part is, there's still new material coming out. read Hiromu Arakawa's original manga that started it all!]

Movie- Marie Antoinette

Such a wonderful movie. It’s a look at the teenage queen [hey, that’s a song by aiden] like never before. It shows her struggle to adjust to life in Versailles. It’s also a great movie with great clothes and music. There’s romance and danger! And elephants! And horses! And dukes! A sheep! Some ducks! Lots of good-looking food! And of course, Kiersten Dunst playing the part of Marie!

Four Stars!

Things to Celebrate-

May 1
• May Day
• Save a Rhino Day
May 3
• National Raspberry Popover Day
May 5
• Cinco De Mayo
May 6
• Nurses' Day
May 7
• National Roasted Leg of Lamb Day
• Kodak Cameras 1st for Sale
May 8
• No Socks Day
May 9
• National Butterscotch Brownie Day
May 11
• Twilight Zone Day
May 12
• Meteor Strikes Earth, 1922
May 14
• Anniversary of Lewis and Clark Expedition
May 15
• National Chocolate Chip Day
May 16
• Love a Tree Day
May 17
• 1st Merry-Go-Round Built
May 18
• Rooster Day [go ahead and say it; it’s Cock Day]
May 20
• Charles Lindbergh Began 1st Trans-Atlantic Solo Flight
May 22
• Wright Brothers Patented the Aircraft
• Buy-A-Musical Instrument Day
May 23
• World Turtle Day
• Bifocals Invented
May 25
• National Missing Children's Day
May 26
• Memorial Day Observed
May 27
• National Grape Popsicle Day
May 28
• Whale Day
May 30
• 1st Hovercraft Launched
May 31
• Speak in Complete Sentences Day

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SPACE VIKINGS ...more continuation...

...then when they had settled upon a great many asteroids there came a great rift between the vikings.

some thought to go back to a planet. to settle down, so to speak.

others still wished to go back to the homeworld, though many centuries had passed.

then the true vikings wished to continue their terror-ization of the vast cosmos. and so, a great viking war began. those who wished to settle down were quickly vanquished, or they escaped.

NANCY BOYS.

The other sides of the conflict waged a bloody war for many years, their spilt blood coloring the planet now known as mars.

many were killed until only a few vikings remained...

... to be continued...

internet time

apparently in internet-time...

even people you talked to every day forget you.

even if it's only been a few weeks.

even more fleeting than actual time.... how sad.

even more so since i ish been forgotted...

OMG. SUBSCRIBER!

yay. i feel all important now. even though it's someone i know?

it feels sort of like cheating?

but oh well. maybe this is a good omen.

I will make my site even better!

for future fans! huzzah!