The World of Markus Wolfe

GREETINGS FELLOW OTAKU!

Welcome to the mind of twisted teen........
Canada:My home and native land.
A tad nippy sometimes, but the health care compensates.

Wolves: They are smarter, faster, stronger, more endurable and basically better than dogs in everyway. In the many books on wolves that I have read, the 1500 pound per square inch biting power of a wolf has been described as twice that of a german sheperd.

Wolves pwn.

Although it is true that they are ruthless, and may even enjoy killing, they kill solely for their survival.

Terribly misunderstood creatures, they have been hunted to extinction in many places. The last wolf in Scotland was shot in 1680. But there is hope: To learn more about reintroducing wolves to the Scottish highlands, go to http://www.wolftrust.org.uk/.

Anime:
It's what brings us altogether, isn't it?

Naruto: Awesome, kickass jutsus and demons.
Gaara pwns.
Kankuro pwns.
Kiba pwns.
The Akatsuki pwn.

Bleach: Gimme one of dem Zanpakuto!
Ichigo pwns.
Kenpachi Zaraki is extremely overpowered, and the master of pwnage and the god of overkill. so, yeah, he overpwns.

Inuyasha:
Oh why ohwhy did they take you off YTV!?!?!?
Inuyasha pwns.
Sesshomaru pwns.
Koga pwns...............at high speeds!

Death Note
They replaced Inuyasha for you!?!?!
Well, it's not bad, an intense psychological thriller.
The Deathnote pwns.

Computers:
I love computers.
They're great for playing videogames and designing drawings!
Now, by drawings, I could be referring to AutoCAD drawings or those Paint drawings I submit to this website. I'll probably use the AutoCAD When I grow up and become a mechatronic engineer.
Computers pwn.

Martial arts:
I have trained for many years in Shotokan Karate Do. I have achieved 4th dan which you mortals may know as blue belt. So remember, say whatever you want, but I could probably kick your ass in real life.
I pwn.

Girls:

sigh.............
do I have to say more?

Created By Markus wolfe

Camel Burgers

Remember that ridiculously long list of animals I wanted to eat before I died? Well, today, it got shortened.

For my birthday (Sept 22) I have obtained 3 exotic meats in the form of hamburgers. The 3 exotic meats are camel, elk and muskox. Today and tomorrow make up camel burger weekend. So, I figured I should be a nice guy and tell you all what camels taste like.

Not like much, actually. I could barely pick out any flavor whatsoever. But one thing I could taste was the high fat content (the humps on a camel's back are full of fat, not water) I shouldn't have been surprised; they really greased up the frying pan. I think tomorrow I will barbecue it so there will be less fat in it. Perhaps then I can tell you more of its actual flavor.

Scratch that. Camel doesn't have much of a flavor, even when you do get rid of all the fat.

I suspect the lighter a meat is in it's raw form, the higher the fat content. The muskox burgers (which I am saving for last) are even lighter than the camel, indicating a higher fat content. It makes sense, of course. Muskox are arctic beasts. They need all the insulation they can get. The elk burgers, on the other hand, are a very dark red. They probably have a low fat content. I'll be eating them next weekend, and I'll you the flavor of both when I'm done eating.

Say, I wonder if this could get published......

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