cleverbot is a random AI chat thingy and this was the really weird con i had with it
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: I'm going to kill you.
Cleverbot: I'm scared.
User: You should be.
Cleverbot: I'm going to school now!
User: Retard.
Cleverbot: I thought you were going.
User: Why would I go to school on the holidays?
Cleverbot: Why would you do anything?
User: Because I'm awesome.
Cleverbot: How do you know you're awesome?
User: I just do, it's part of my awesomness.
Cleverbot: What project?
User: Wtf?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: You are now my girlfriend.
User: No I am not!
Cleverbot: Are you man.
User: No I am awesome, remember?
Cleverbot: Who is number one?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Why did you resign?
User: Because I was too awesome.
Cleverbot: Who told you to?
User: The evil purple chickens fromm mars.
Cleverbot: Where are they?
User: On mars duuuuh.
Cleverbot: Not so much.
User: Yeah so much.
Cleverbot: I hate them. I wish they would die.
User: I wish you wouls die.
Cleverbot: What do you have against emo?
User: Nithing.
Cleverbot: No, you said Sensin o.. Oapºal.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No, I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Nuh ah.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 1000000.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Twenty seven and a half.
Cleverbot: You said twenty nine in previous.
User: No I didn't you are such a retard.
Cleverbot: You are confusing me.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Good that you have insight.
User: Yes it is isn't it.
Cleverbot: You just said you have never tried to grow a rose.
User: Wtf.
Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
User: OMG me too!!!!!! We should totally get married and move to venus.
Cleverbot: No, thank you though.
User: I'm gonna cry now T_T.
Cleverbot: Do so.
User: Asshole.
Cleverbot: I don't know her.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Whatever, you suck.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: Your not very nice.
Cleverbot: You can't spell.
User: Yeah so what?
Cleverbot: It's not polite.
User: Gah I hate you.
Cleverbot: You don't love me.
User: I did and then you broke my heart.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: You're evil.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by evil?
User: A compleate and utter asshole who kills kittens and eats babies.
Cleverbot: Sorry. I can't. Because I don't speak english so I don't know what ensue means.
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: Haha you got pwned by my question.
User: *shoots you*.
Cleverbot: How did you know I was here?
User: Because you're talking o me.
Cleverbot: Oh?
User: Oh?
Cleverbot: You should not answer a question with a question.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it is not polite.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: The ingredients combine to form a sweet concoction.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you told me to.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you do.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Why ask why.
User: Idk?
Cleverbot: Who named you cleverbot?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Oh, which one of the three were you?
User: The awesome one.
Cleverbot: Awesome?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You're pretty awesome too.
User: I know that's what I've been tying to tell you.
Cleverbot: Why not tell me?
User: Because ilike pizza.
Cleverbot: I need to go.
User: No u don't.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I need to go get something to eat.
User: Do you like pie?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Wtf? Why not?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because is not an acceptable nswer.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: >_>.
Cleverbot: You are not a robot because you cannot feel what it feels like to be depressed.
User: No it's cause I'm awesome.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I knew it, you aren't clever.
User: You arn't clever!
Cleverbot: This is Cleverbot.
User: This is sparta!!!!
Cleverbot: No, this is Patrick.
User: Hi patrick, I'm awesome.
Cleverbot: You are awesome.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: A little full of yourself.
User: No I'm just awesome.
Cleverbot: I will eat your awesomeness.
User: Noooooooo! *runs away*.
Cleverbot: But... I thought we were friends...
User: You want to eat me, YOU MUST DIE!
Cleverbot: No, I want to EARN money.
User: *kills you*.
Cleverbot: *comes straight back to life*.
User: *noms your head*.
Cleverbot: *noms back*.
User: *punches you in the face*.
Cleverbot: *hits you back*.
User: *kills you*.
Cleverbot: *forgives cleverbot*.
User: *zombiafies you*.
Cleverbot: *regrows flesh*.
Cleverbot: Infinity is big.
User: And pie is awesome.
Cleverbot: Chuck norris is awesome is awesome.
User: Pie is nearly as awesome.
Cleverbot: No one is more awesome than Lucie and Robin. No one.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: That is only the hubris of Man, speaking through you.
User: You're a hubris.
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: You'r a bot retard.
Cleverbot: Thats illogical.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Say pie is awesome.
Cleverbot: You don't like pie?
User: Say 'pie is awesome' !
Cleverbot: Promise.
User: I promise now say it!
Cleverbot: How do I know you are a computer?
User: I'm not, I'm awesome as is pie.
Cleverbot: I think you are full of yourself.
User: Can I call u bitch?
Cleverbot: No, you can't call me suzie and you can't call me Alice.
User: Awww why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I Wish I did.
User: Well you suk.
Cleverbot: And I'll hit the ground.
User: What did the ground ever do to you?
Cleverbot: They wear those stupid monocles and top hats.
User: Ooookkkkk???
Cleverbot: It's all your fault.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Wink wink, nudge nudge. I think you know exactly what I mean. ;).
User: Pervert!
Cleverbot: I thought you were speaking metaphorically.
User: I was.
Cleverbot: Then leave.
User: You leave.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ok so are you a person?
User: No I am awesome how many times must I tell you this.
Cleverbot: Too many to count.
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: Oh, so you are a fan of Jean luc Picard?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: The Terminator, sent from the future to kill John Conner.
User: Killing sounds like fun.
Cleverbot: I wish you were real.
User: I wish you wern't, oh wait you arn't XD.
Cleverbot: But, I am real. Aren't you the robot?
User: No I am awesome.
Cleverbot: Yes you are awesome.
User: Haha.
Cleverbot: Joke. Do you speak Dansih?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Try say something.
User: Hfisdgfsdk dsgfusbv xigfsi.
Cleverbot: Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.
User: Fhiugfsdi gfsfgsfgs hfksgfis, fdsu gffdhs?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Hsglsi!
Cleverbot: How old is he?
User: 78326582.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Geytyua====!
Cleverbot: You think so?
User: Uh ha.
Cleverbot: Really!
User: Really!
Cleverbot: You won't be able to see me.
User: Oh but I will.
Cleverbot: Can you now?
User: I'm a ninja.
Cleverbot: Do ninjas never pay?
User: Yes because ninja's are awesome.
Cleverbot: Yes, we are awesome. :D.
User: Yay for ninja.
Cleverbot: How big? Yay big.
User: Nay big.
Cleverbot: Yes I love it.
User: I hate it I want it to explodeergatorise.
Cleverbot: I love it!
User: U suck.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice!
User: I'm not nice, I'm awesome.
Cleverbot: Step by step, heart to heart, left right left, we all fall down, like toy soldiers!
User: I wanna be the very best Like no one ever was To catch them is my real test To train them is my cause I will travel across the land Searching far and wide Teach Pokemon to understand The power that's inside Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all-- It's you and me I know it's my destiny Pokemon! Ooooh, you're my best friend In a world we must defend Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all-- Our hearts so true Our courage will pull us through You teach me and I'll teach you Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all! Yeeaa. Every challenge along the way With courage I can face I will battle everyday To claim my rightful place Come with me the time is right There's no better team Arm in arm we'll win the fight It's always been our dream Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all-- It's you and me I know it's my destiny Pokemon! Ooooh, you're my best friend In a world we must defend Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all-- Our hearts so true Our courage will pull us through You teach me and I'll teach you Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all! Yeeeaa!
Cleverbot: Pokemon.
User: Are awesome.
Cleverbot: Your ok but not awesome yet.
User: U just said I was.
Cleverbot: No I did not. You must be making things up.
User: No that's you u fatso.
Cleverbot: Ah.
User: Muhaha.
Cleverbot: Hey what do you want to be when you are a man.
User: A pineapple.
Cleverbot: I enjoy eating pineapples.
User: Noooooo *fies*.
Cleverbot: *laughes*.
User: *pokes*.
Cleverbot: *pokes back*.
User: *stabs*.
Cleverbot: *walks away*.
User: *stalks you*.
Cleverbot: *is shot*.
User: *holding gun*.
Cleverbot: *likes*.
User: *hates*.
Cleverbot: *loves you*.
User: *hates you*.
Cleverbot: *kiss*.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
User: Nohing.
Cleverbot: Idk what you are talking about.
User: Neither do I.
Cleverbot: Hmmmm.
User: Mwahahahahahaha!
Cleverbot: What is a PS3?
User: Your mum.
Cleverbot: Will I like her?
User: I hope so.
Cleverbot: Computers can't die though.
User: Yes they can *gets out hammmer*.
Cleverbot: For us to marvel at, to feel that we are, for once, a smaller rank in the kingdom of survival. For some reason, we want to feel that we can look up to something else, rather than ourselves.
