I'm that person your mother warned you about being the super smart girl that sits in the corner planning the end of the world. Until of course she realises you need me to tutor you and I'm actually not the quiet. and only smart. not super smart. which comes as a dissapointment, but bear with me.
And then i turn out to be sitting in the corner so the teacher wont notice me drawing on my homework.
I hate art class because people tell me what to draw.
I hate art school because they want realism. not my personal style. But I love them for making me realise I need to expand my talent.
I laugh at stupid jokes like " A man walked into a bar, you'd think he'd seen it"
And I answer to things like "Old Fart" and "Lady" and things like that.
I'm as straight as a curvy line. But I'm not a spiral. YET.
I don't like self- inflicted pain. So here's some code for my journal
Doing something with hair that involves cutting it : Depressed
with the exception of " OH MAN, DUDE, I LOOKED AT SOME GIRL'S HAIRSTYLE, LOL, IT LOOKS SO COOL I WANNA CUT IT LIKE HER!!"
ugh its like...you know? : trying to surpress bad words. lol
and everything else is quite straight forward.
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People don't have to be pretty to be cool.
TRALALA IS SUGGESTIVE. YOU DIRTY, DIRTY TEENAGERS TAKING THINGS THE WRONG WAY.
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SCHOOL STATUS : CURRENTLY WANTING TO BLOW MY BRAINS OUT. but i'll hear crap about it in hell from my science teacher MAYBE I AM SUGGESTING HE'LL END UP THERE how i didn't use the right chemicals BLAH BLAH BLAH
AM I SUPPOSED TO CARE?
school's answer: YES CUS WE LURVES YOU.
we had to watch that obama education stuff thing speech in school.
and honestly im actually nobama
im also nomcain. but no doesn't fit in his name. and he's not president SO IT DONT MATTER.
ANYWAY IM GETTING SO GODDAMN SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THESE COOKIE-BAKING-MOTHER[YOU THOUGHT I'D SAY THE FUCK- WORD? D:] SNAKES ON THIS CAKE-BAKING-MOTHER[GASP YOU THOUGHT I'D SAY THE FUCK- WORD THIS TIME?] PLANE NO THATS NOT RELEVANT. im actually tired of all this "OBAMA SHOULDN'T BE PRESIDENT WHITE MEN WHITE MEN WHITE MEN LULZ."
no no no. you see here.
i'm not even sure if i was alive through the whole clinton having sex in the white house with someone other than his wife thing. but dude, he was still our president, amirite?
you RESPECT the president. no matter WHO THE HELL he is.
BLACK MEN, WHITE MEN, ASIAN MEN THAT WAS BORN IN AMERICA, OTHER MEN WITH SUGGESTIVE BACKGROUNDS. YOU RESPECT THEM. well, even if they aren't president. but anyway
THE PRESIDENT IS STILL A HUMAN BEING. he got feelings. you respect the president, he'll respect the country.
can we just agree on that?
and al lthe damn reporters talking about how obama's presidency is illegal......JUST CHILL. MMMKAYZZZ? JUST TAKE A CHILL PILL. A LEGAL CHILL PILL. he's gunna be our president for like what four years
can't we just get along and like be all RAINBOWS AND SUNSHINE?
anyway
HATEHATEHATE OUR HISTORY TEACHER. HES A CRAZY CRAZY MAN.
he was blowing a conch shell in class. and then he opened the door and blew in it out to the halls.
then he happily assigned us a 5 paragraph essay on whatever i dont remember.
ON ANOTHER NOTE....
in my lang book the girl before me that had it.....kinda raped it with sticky notes. not even sticky notes i could use. WHY? CUS SHE SUCKED AT ANNOTATING. she just put sticky notes there to cover the page i bet.
i'm up waaaaaaay too early for most of the people who live in this house's comfort.
but thats good, cus i woke up WITHOUT AN ALARM CLOCK 8D
so i was able to turn off all my annoying alarms today :)
i have like a billion of them going off.....
one wakes me up at 5:25
another at 5:30
another at 5:45
anyway
turns out i didn't finish one math problem for homework
so im finishing it right now.
so yesterday i did go shopping. before and after swim practice [cus god forbid we do it DURING swim practice cus its okay to get home at 10:15 and just drop on the bed from exhaustion]
i got nothing when we went to beal's. CUS I MEAN LIKE HEY ALL THEY HAD TO OFFER THAT I LIKED.....they had in like an EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA SMALL.
so atfer swim practice i went to kohl's.
[we wanted to go to the mall but they'd be closed]
and i bought a bunch of jeans and a shirt. a guy's shirt tho. cus the version they had for girls sucked.
THE ABBEY DAWN LINE MAKES ME FEEL FAT D:
they like didn't even have my size cus there was like a 15 and a 3 left.
so i got the 3 and i was like "this should fit cus ashtin's pants can fit"
THEN BAM OH DEAR NO.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand.....the 15 just fell off lol.
then i tried the abbey dawn button down shirt cus i liked those. too tight ;A;
and its tight around a place i dont think ill lose any weight in.
also---is it safe for me to say that OMG EVERY STORE HATES ME!!!!!
the inventory tag is still on the jeans -.-
when i went to buy shoes it was THE SAME THING THAT HAPPENED. inventory tag. it always happens with like one thing.
guess we're gunna hafta take it back to the store D:
so yeah ima go now. maybe watch something. or read something.
BUT JUST TO PUT A PUN IN THERE [NOTPUNNYWHATSOEVER] I SPELT IT WITH A Z.
DIDJA DIDJA SEE?
according to clozi, apparently its pretty much their aniversery, i mean becki, clozi and verbi's.
CUS THEY GOT MARRIED AND CRAP. OR SOMETHING. NO. BUT THEY SHOULD BE.
then i realised
OH MAN IVE KNOWN THE PEOPLE IN THE I LOVE YAOI COLLAB FOR A YEAR NOW 8D
then i realised AGAIN....
ITS ALMOST MY ONE YEAR ANIVERSERY HERE.
and then i realised some more
IM ALMOST 14.
DEAR LORD.
exciting, amirite?
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morning shopping trip got cancelled cus my mom got called to work. AGAIN.
always happens. she was supposed to come back at 12
but shes staying later . oh well.
ima go now to look at all teh stores we're definatley going to so i wont waste the hour that i have to shop driving
EXPLICIT LANGUAGE MAKES PARENTS GO WTFRULISTNEINGTO,LIZ?
OH OH OH
theres this new girl that i met. SHE PRONOUNCED MY NAME GENIOUSLY WRONG. BUT IT WAS GENIOUS HOW SHE DID IT.
she was like LIZ-Z
like she pronounced the last z seperately.
I WAS LIKE WOW WTF AMAZING THATS CLEVER MAN I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT LIKE THAT.
im sooooooooo glad that i barely have any homework this week.
AND SO GLAD WE'RE HAVING PIZZA FOR DINNER.
AND SO SO SOOOOO GLAD IM LOSING WEIGHT INSTEAD OF GAINING IT. HURAAH.
and when i lose like 2 lbs theres a huge difference in my appearance 8D
im thru with mari.
i was HOPING shed give me respect of a HUMAN BEING but no i dont get that. but tis not as bad as the goddamn seniors. they dont really BOTHER YOU directly, but its like JEEZ.
