This is College:

-There's a guy outside dancing in a bean suit with a bullhorn.

-A couple of people decide a mass Duck, Duck, Goose game is appropriate.

...And then not even five minutes later decide to sing High School Musical songs.

-There's always someone 'stalking' you.

-AM-B-YOU-LAAANNNCEEE.

-"Hey! Free van! I really need a car, I should go get it." "Free means it's probably only good for parts, which means it got hit by like a meteor or something."

-"Free bag of boys clothes, food, and a bag of chicken.
" "Isn't chicken considered food?"

-"OH MY GOOODDDD. I THINK I JUST GOT A VIRUS. IF I GOT A VIRUS YOU GUYS ARE SOO BUYING ME A NEW $2000 LAPTOP."

-"Even if you took the trumpet section and raged war against the rest of the band, it'd still be like 50/50."

-"Don't text while you're walking. You could run into something. Or someone. ESPECIALLY WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING A TRAIN."

-"I don't like elevators; they make me not have to pee anymore."

-"ENERGY DRINK. WOOOO."

-"My leg hurts all the sudden." "Where does it hurt?" "On my thigh?" "Like here?" "OW THAT HURT."

-"Make your bag shut up."

-"Stop vibrating."

There's so much more.. But I can't go on.

Mrs. Kimmeh Wolfwood-Valentine-Jaegerjaques-Junsu

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