-There's a guy outside dancing in a bean suit with a bullhorn.
-A couple of people decide a mass Duck, Duck, Goose game is appropriate.
...And then not even five minutes later decide to sing High School Musical songs.
-There's always someone 'stalking' you.
-AM-B-YOU-LAAANNNCEEE.
-"Hey! Free van! I really need a car, I should go get it." "Free means it's probably only good for parts, which means it got hit by like a meteor or something."
-"Free bag of boys clothes, food, and a bag of chicken.
" "Isn't chicken considered food?"
-"OH MY GOOODDDD. I THINK I JUST GOT A VIRUS. IF I GOT A VIRUS YOU GUYS ARE SOO BUYING ME A NEW $2000 LAPTOP."
-"Even if you took the trumpet section and raged war against the rest of the band, it'd still be like 50/50."
-"Don't text while you're walking. You could run into something. Or someone. ESPECIALLY WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING A TRAIN."
-"I don't like elevators; they make me not have to pee anymore."
-"ENERGY DRINK. WOOOO."
-"My leg hurts all the sudden." "Where does it hurt?" "On my thigh?" "Like here?" "OW THAT HURT."
-"Make your bag shut up."
-"Stop vibrating."
There's so much more.. But I can't go on.
Mrs. Kimmeh Wolfwood-Valentine-Jaegerjaques-Junsu
Life: 09/19/08 | Posted By: KimmehWolfwood | 15 comments | Personal