The Akatsuki Pledge

"Hey, Pain, why are we all here in our true forms?" Kasumi asked.
"We're making an Akatsuki Pledge. So, all of you, if you want to add something at a certain point, just do it. Begin!!" after a long silence, Pain added, "NOW!!!!!"
Sasori started it off,"I pledge my puppets..."
Zetsu added,"To the plant..."
Kisame continued,"Of the shark loving..."
Itachi got bored and said,"Group of rougues..."
After another long silence, Pain contributed,"And to the biju..."
Kasumi started laughing uncontrolably when, having been waiting for the moment, Deidara had added,"For wich it explodes..."
Ignoring her, Konan continued,"The Akatsuki..."
Hidan took the oportunity and said,"Under Jashin....." With that, Suna started laughing along with Kasumi.
Kakuzu, using his usual voice of complaint, added,"are underpaid......."
Tobi cheerfully ended it,"but with cookies and candy for all!!"
"Is that all?" Pain asked. Suna and Kasumi were still laughing. "Both of you!! Stop laughing and receit the pledge!!"
"I pledge my puppets, to the plant, of the shark loving group of rouges,and to the biju, for wich it explodes, the Akatsuki, under Jashin, aare underpaid, but with cookies and candy for all!"

End