"Hey, Itachi, come here." Kasumi said.
"Why?"
"Because, you're getting a makeover, like it or not. Honestly, you need one, just looking at you makes me sick!"
"Fine! Just leave me alone when you're done." Kasumi grinned. She'd finally won!
First she cut his hair to shoulder-length. Then she used skin renewal to make the lines on his face and the bags under his eyes much less visible and made him put on a pair of black contacts so the Sharingan wouldn't be noticed as much. After many more alterations, Kisame walked in.
"Who's the new guy?" Kisame asked.
"It's me you idiot!"
"Whoa!! Kasumi, Did you do this?" Kasumi nodded happily. "I want a makeover to!"
"Moron." Itachi said, leaving the room.
"No Tuna, sorry, but you are HOPELESS!"