My name is Samantha and I usually go by Sami. I'm a total dork, crazy and random. Yeah, I'm pretty awesome ^_~
Some facts about me:
My birthday is December 21, 1991.
My parents are divorced, and I just refer to my dad as Donnie. And sometimes my mom as Sherry, depends on if we're fighting or not.
I have a younger sister and an older sister. My younger sister used to have an account on theO but she has abandoned us XD
I live in Ohio.
I'm a Christian.
I've had problems with depression so occasionally things can get a little dark here. But I'm doing much better now.
I go to an AMAZING church. I can't get there very often, but I go whenever I can.
I do not have a boyfriend as of yet. But I'm in the market ;p
I am very random. VERY. Crazy and I love it. So be prepared ^^
I like to write fanfics and random stories. I have a fanfic on my other world and it will be finished eventually, I swear!! Just... Don't hold your breath, ne?
I love music.
I've been home schooled since the tenth grade and recently graduated high school.
I have a kitty named Artemis. He's my baby and he's what helped me through my depression the most.
I babysit and I like to talk about the baby and post pictures because while I may not have the "math gene" I definitely got a double dose of the "mothering gene."
My email is [email protected] if you want to email me. Please do, because I never get email. BUT ABSOLUTELY NO CHAIN MAIL!!!

Book Review 2

The Handmaid's Tale
Margaret Atwood

The Handmaid's Tale is the story of the Handmaid Offred. It's set in the future, where Gilead has taken over the United States and wages religious war on other countries. The women are now divided into four groups: Handmaids, Wives, Marthas, and Econowives. Wives are the wives of the Commanders, the powerful men. They wear blue. Handmaids are the child bearers for the Wives. They wear red. Marthas are the cooks, maids, and childcare. They wear green. Econowives are the wives of regular men, and they do everything. They wear stripes of each class because they do it all.
The story is told by Offred. She tells of her life working as a Handmaid for the Commander and his Wife, and of her life before everything changed. Her husband and daughter. Her job. Her friends. She wants to escape but there is no way out.
I loved this book. It was a little hard to follow because, being told by Offred's point of view, it's told as history. The knowledge of what happened is assumed. In the back of the book are "historical notes" that make it a little easier to understand. The end is a cliffhanger, but with the historical notes a happy ending is implied. This was a wonderful book, Margaret Atwood is a brilliant author, and I can't wait to find a copy of this to buy for myself.

Quick post cuz I'm supposed to be researching for a paper >.>

Yeah, I'm using my research time to post. I'm such a rebel XD
Been a while since I posted. Been busy busy with college preparation stuff, then internet as down for a little while. But, good news! I got accepted to the college I wanted to go to! So now I have a lot more to do. Meet with student rep, meet with financial adviser, take class placements test, schedule classes... I'm tired already.
I also got my ACT scores yesterday. I scored a 25, and the minimum required for my college is 21, so no problems there. I would have done better except for that darn math section. Most of it was stuff I had never even learned. But I got some points for it, so I guess my guessing wasn't totally off. My English was 99% and reading was 91%, so with my major being creative writing the math and science sections really wouldn't matter as much anyway.
Who's planning on going to Starbucks on May 1st for Cosplay Starbucks Day? I'm gonna throw together a quick L costume and pop in lol. As far as I know nobody else in my area is doing it, but I decided I will even if I have to do it alone.
I've got some drawings I wish I could post, but our scanner is broken. I may try tinkering with it later, we'll see.
That's really all I have time for, I'll try to make a long post tomorrow or sometime soon.

Today's Random Thought: If you're feeling blue... It's time to start breathing again.

Family sucks

So I just found out my big sister is engaged. But of course she didn't tell me herself. I never would have known if I hadn't seen a comment somebody left on her Facebook. She basically took care of me for years, I don't understand why she doesn't care anymore. Doesn't return my texts, changes her phone number and doesn't tell me, changes religion and doesn't tell me. The marriage won't last anyway... She's a slut... I can guarantee I won't be invited to the wedding. And if I am it's only because I sent her a message (on Facebook, since there's no other way to contact her because she wont give me her phone number) asking when it happened. I wonder if she's pregnant. I wonder if she was ever going to tell me. We're half sisters, but I never thought of her as half anything. She was always my sister. A sister's supposed to be somebody who's there for you when you need them and she won't even give me her phone number? I don't know why I keep trying to have a relationship with her. It just gets me hurt.

New Job

Today is my first day of my new job: babysitting my mom's friend's baby. $10 a day + 3 days a week X an adorable easy-to-take-care-of baby = very happy Sami. I'm actually going to have income. For doing something I LIKE. Wonderful.
My cat is licking my sock because I spilled my milkshake all over myself. He loves milkshakes. What a dork XD
Has anybody seen the new Alice in Wonderland movie? I want to see it but we don't go see movies often. It looks good but Twists of Rain said it sucks. But I don't believe her :P
It looks like I'm not going to be able to get a college scholarship. The scholarship application has to be in by the 15th, but the school application has to be sent in first. And I COULD go ahead and send it in, but my mom won't let me. They also need to have a math test, science lab, and writing sample. They don't need it at the same time as the application, but my mom won't let me send in the application without it. SO no scholarship. Have fun paying for my school, Mom.
So, I'm on a huge Sailor Moon kick right now. I've been scouring Google for crafts but they're really hard to find. Most of it is stuff people have made and are selling, coloring pages, and two papercrafts that I can't do because they're PDO files and not PDF. I managed to find one website but it was mostly little kid stuff. I guess I need to go to Hobby Lobby and get some clay to make my own stuff. I'd love to have a Sailor Moon cosplay for the library's convention this summer. If they still have it, that is. Thanks to Ohio's TERRIBLE governor Strickland, library budgets have been cut ridiculously. So my library now has no teen librarian and no teen activities. The adults and kids can still go have fun, but all our stuff got canceled. I wrote Strickland a letter and never even got a form letter back. But hopefully the library's levy will pass and we'll get everything back to normal. I need that con, I was sick last year and couldn't go :( I think I'll work on a Sailor Moon cosplay and I'll keep you guys updated. But it'll be slow going.

Today's Random Thought: If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

Survey thing

This was on Iruka Sensei's world and I'm filling it out too cuz I'm cool like that.
○● B R I T I S H ○●

[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] Foggy weather is great.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win xFactor.
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football ... not soccer.

Total: 1

○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●

[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.

Total: 2

○● I T A L I A N ○●

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk a lot with your hands.

Total: 4

○● S P A N I S H ○●

[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total: 4

○● R U S S I A N ○●

[x] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 4

○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing.

Total: 3

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[x] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like fried chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 3

○● A S I A N ○●

[ ] You have slanty small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You play an instrument.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 2

○● G E R M A N ○●

[ ] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2".

Total: 4

○● C A N A D I A N ○●

[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 1

○● A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[x] Ever ate a burger
[ ] big ego
[x] You don't read.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 4

○● B E L G I A N ○●

[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[x] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 5

○● D U T C H ○●

[ ] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 3

○● A R A B ○●

[x] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents /especially Egyptian/
[ ] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.

Total: 1

So apparently I'm Belgian XD Which is weird, cuz I don't think anyone in my family was Belgian. That I know of. I know we're British, Irish, and German but that goes way back in the family tree. Now we're mostly from Kentucky :P