Hi there!

Name:Jessica
NickName:Jess or Shukaku
Age:14
Gender:Female
Likes:Getting into trouble, pizza, Music, Writing Stories, Friends, Naruto, Fruits Basket, Azumanga Daioh, Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo, Doing whatever I want, and other anime.
Dislikes:Being told what to do, Math, annoying things
Anime Family:Sasori(Father), Karura(Mother), Naara(Older Brother, Mallificent*cough*Mallie(Evil Older Twin sis), Deidara(Uncle), Yashamaru(Step Uncle)
Clubs I belong to:SSJ Ninja Club-As Shukaku~Genin, Teh Biju Club-As Shukaku~Co Leader, and The Naruto Main Club-As Gaara
What I'm doing right now:Writing!^_^
My TheO buddys(It's a long list, so I'll name like five of them):Cate/Deiara/Kyuubi(DeidaraNarutoClan), Marcus(Markus wolfe), Keith/Isonade/Itachi(kiba inuzuka5), Raijuu/solange(vdr-07), Kiki/Misa(leeluver1)

Click here if you want Shukaku-Sensai to do something(That also means you, Kyuubi!

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~Jess
~Drunk Shukaku

Last OC Meme I'm doing I swear!^^'

Name 7 of Your Original Characters
1. Jess
2. Poker
3. Louie
4. Gabriel
5. Spits
6. Shukaku
7. Worm

[1] finds [2]’s secret stash of porn. On a scale of 1 to absolutely horrified, how do they react? Feel free to include why.

Jess would be absolutely horrified because even if Poker is gay and he rapes, when Oogie raped Jess, Poker said it was disgusting, but Poker does worse disgusting things-_-'

[6] tells [3] something s/he likes about him/her. In counterpoint, [3] tells [6] something s/he dislikes about him/her. How does this play out?

Shukaku: Wow, Louie. You actually got a girlfriend. I'm so proud^^
Louie: Well, you still a fat, pompous, horny demon who gets his wife pregnant...
*minutes later, Louie is in a sand coffin*
Louie: LET ME GO!!!

[7] finds [1] and [2] in bed together. What is his/her reaction?

Worm: Me leaving. Bye... *leaves*

Breakfast. [3]. [5]. The last bowl of cereal. Who gets it?

Louie because he eats a lot...-_-'

[7] and [2] are in a room with their respective computers/ipods/boom boxes/whatever listening devices. There are no headphones (just speakers). What happens? (For the sake of argument, they can’t just go into separate rooms)

Worm: Hey homo! Stop with your darn clicking of porn!!! Turn the volume down.
Poker: *can't hear because of Worm's IPod* WHAT?! I can't hear you!!!
*this continues for the remaining afternoon*

Survivor. Who gets voted off the island first? Who wins? Feel free to add any particular misadventures along the way.

From the top 7 (Loser to winner)
7.) Louie gets voted off because he was a boastful leader guy...
6.) Worm gets eaten by Shukaku after missing going into Reo's stomach for so long
5.) Shukaku got voted off after a night when he went on a rampage and most of the survivors (except Jess) are afraid of him
4.) Poker gets voted off after he tells everyone a gay horror story-_-'
3.) Spits got voted off when he heard that Naara was going out with Deiara, so he went off the island
2.) Even though it seemed like a tie, Gabriel had a fever and felt sick, making him disqualified
1.) Jess won because of her loyalty but gives the award to Gabe for being so kind during the game.

[1] and [4] go out for a night on the town (this can be a date, a “girl’s night out,” or what-have-you). Where do they go?

To the mall
Gabe: For Early Christmas Shopping! :D
Jess: *squels*

In a follow up to the previous question, at whatever the most awkward/compromising location on that list is, they run into [3]. What happens?

Gabe: *drags Louie* C'mon Lou-Lou. Come with us!^^
Louie: T_T NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[3] is kidnapped. What do [4] and [7] do about it (e.g. work together to rescue him/her, work separately and undermine each other’s efforts, ignore the situation completely)?

Gabe: I will save Lou-Lou! *runs*
Worm: *watches* This should be fun...

[2] confesses his/her undying love for [6]. What circumstances would be needed to bring this about, and how does [6] react?

Poker: *waits until Shukaku is alone without Yuri* Hey Shuka-kun, I love you...:3
Shukaku: O_o *backs away slowly*

The police have just picked up [1] on suspicion of committing a crime. Who of the others is most likely to go to the police station and post bail?
--Optional follow up: What crime? Did they do it?

Police: You are under arrest for rampaging in New York...
Jess: What?
Police: *handcuffs her*
*Later*
* a loud noise is heard and swallowing afterward*
Jess: Hi sensei^^
Shukaku: Hi Jess. *gets Jess out of the jail* I'm sorry you got into this mess, I rampaged on New York while you rampaged with Taro in Las Vegas and Hollywood, so you didn't really did no crime^^
Jess: Yay! :D

[5], [1], and [7] stay at a hotel. Unfortunately, they get stuck with a room with only two beds and no couch. How do they resolve this?

Spits: *sleeps on one bed*
Jess: *sleeps under Spits' bed*
Worm: *curls up in the other bed*

[4] is granted the option to summon the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy gang to do their bit with any of the group (including him/herself). Who do they pick?

Not answering

All seven discover /b/. Reactions, plz.

All: ?

Horror of horrors, the seven of them decide to order pizza. Who survives, who doesn’t, and what kind of pizza do they get? (Seven individual pizzas is considered cheating, yes)

They all order an extra large, extra cheese pizza with pepperoni, blood and bacon. Worm decides to pay the delivery person, so he does and throws the pizza to Louie, but suddenly Worm gets killed by the delivery man. While Louie puts the pizza on the table to cool, something seemed to swallow him. Poker noticed his brother gone, so when he went to go to the kitchen, he got swallowed too. Now with Jess, Gabriel, Spits, and Shukaku. Gabe gets sick (again) so Spits takes him to the hospital, leaving Jess and Shukaku alone. Shukaku, in his human form, gets a stomachache and tells Jess that he will get soda from the market. While he is gone, Jess looks at the pizza and being hungry as she was, she ate it all. When Shukaku got back, he saw that the whole house was gone and so is many other things. He then finds a very gigantic and hungry Jess having a date with Taro.

[7] introduces [4] to his/her family. How does this go? (Ghosts are allowed for characters with deceased families)

Worm gets embarrased when he realizes that his cousins are dead and crazy-_-'

[2], [4], and [3] are in a play with a kissing scene. Who will have to kiss whom, and what do all three of them think of it?
They all think it is stupid and they refuse t even kiss Poker, but Gabe kisses Louie on the cheek....

Your story is being made into a movie, and the characters you’ve listed are allowed to pick who will be involved. Who do they choose? (This can be to play themselves or each other, to direct, compose, etc.)

Jess is doing the music score
Poker does costumes
Louie directs
Gabriel plays an angel
Spits is producing the show
Shukaku is the choreographer
Worm plays a prince

[6] is pissed off over something. What do they do, and, more importantly, how do the others respond (you know, try to cheer them up, hide, etc.)?

Shukaku does a killer rampage and hell breaks loose. Everyone hides, except Jess who calms Shukaku down.

I'm tagging Cate again!^^ Sorry if I'm torturing you all! XD

These are SOO fun!^^

Choose ten of your original characters in any particular order (NO PEEKING AT THE QUESTIONS AT THIS STAGE!). Then, answer the questions that follow.

1. Gabriel
2. Shukaku
3. Bongo
4. Akane
5. Jess
6. Floyde
7. Jiji
8. Chicago
9. Spits
10. Louie

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...

1. Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Me: AHHHH! *chokes Gabriel* What did you do?!
Gabe: WAHHH, I'm so sorry T_T

2. Number 2 asked you to go out with him/her?
Me: Shukaku, you have Yuri remember?
Shukaku: Oh yeah...
Me: *slaps forhead*

3. Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're there?
Bongo: O_o
Me: GET OUT!
Bongo: Sorry...^^'

4. Number 4 cooked you dinner?
Me: What's that? *points to dish*
Akane: Hot spicy chilli^^
Me: O_O Not again...

5. Number 5 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Me: You tired?
Jess: Yeah... I ate too much-__-'
Me: Awww...

6. Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Me: No surprise there...
Chicago: What's THAT supposed ta mean!?

7. Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Me: I'll tell on Deiara...
Spits: o_O

8. Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Me: Expected....

WHAT WOULD THEY DO UNDER THE FOLLOWING CIRCUMSTANCES?

1. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will Number 1 do?
He would have a fever and kill the serial killers with his ice/fire/pumpkin techiniques....

2. You're on a vacation with Number 2 and you manage to break your leg. What does Number 2 do?
Shukaku: *wraps the leg with the sand* All better!^^
Me: You just wanted to taste my blood, didn't you?

3. It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Me: American McGee's Alice PC game?
Bongo: Yep^^
Me: Thank you...

4. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Number 4 do?
Akane: *absorbs the fire* Done -_-
Me: ._. Wow....

5. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Number 5 do?
Jess: I will help you with a disguise so no one would recognize you^^
Me: Okay :D

6. You're about to marry Number 10. What's Number 6's reaction?
Ewww and Floyde would just throw up...

7. You got dumped by someone. How will Number 7 cheer you up?
Jiji: *just sits there and looks cute*
Me: Awww *hugs him* You are so cute~~!!!!:3
Jiji: *sighs*

8. You're angry about it afterwards, how does Number 8 calm you down?
He would tell stories about how he got beaten up and I feel better^^

9. You compete in some tournament. How does Number 9 support you?
Spits: Go Jess, Go Jess, RAH RAH RAH!
Me: Are you a cheerleader?!

10. You can't stop laughing. What will Number 10 do?
Louie: *zaps me* Shut up...

RELATIONSHIP PART

1. Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of.
As a child yes, boyfriend no-_-'

2. Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for Number 9. Your reaction?
Me: O_o
Shukaku and Spits: No comment....

3. You're dating Number 3 and introduce him/her to your parents. Will they get along?
No, Bongo a talking crane, mom would freak out...-_-'

4. Number 4 loves Number 9 as well. What does that mean?
That Akane is trying for Xait to get his attention...-_-'

5. Number 6 appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do?
I just ignore it. Floyde doesn't have a girlfriend even if he wasn't a player...

6. You had a haircut and Number 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
OMG, why is he staring at me where he should be staring at Ai...?

7. Number 8 thinks he’ll/she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Me: Don't worry. Someone will like you^^ *fake smile*
Chicago: Really? Thank you^^

8. Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending you an e-mail. Now what?
He sent it to the wrong person. This should be for Deiara...

FRIENDSHIP PART

1. Could Number 1 and Number 6 be soul mates?
They are just pals, not like that way...
Gabe: Can I see your heart collection, Floy-chan? :D
Floyde: O_o

2. Would Number 2 trust Number 5?
Yes, since Shukaku and Jess are student and teacher relationship.
Jess: Sensei, you okay?
Shukaku: I'm fine... Just sick after having too much rampages @_@

3. Number 3 wants to go shopping, will Number 7 come along?
If Jiji's bored then yeah...

4. Number 4 is bored and pokes Number 10. What happens after that?
Louie: *is burnt from lava* OUCH! Fire!!! *runs around screaming*

5. Number 5 and Number 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Jess and Gabe: Creative Writing and Song Writing! :D

6. If Number 6 and Number 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?
A cherry cheesecake!^^
Floyde: Are you sure it's normal
Bongo: Yup, I'll prove it! *gives Taro and Jess the cake*
*later Taro and Jess grow 300 feet tall*
Bongo: Whoopsie^^'
Floyde: O_o *faints*

7. Number 7 and Number 9 apply for a job. What job?
Working at a toy store....

8. Number 8 gives Number 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Jess: Awesome! I like the short crew cut, thanks^^
Chicago: Welcome^^

9. Number 9 sketches what Number 6's perfect girlfriend should look like.
Spits: There *shows sketch*
Floyde: You drew nothing?
Spits: Exactly...

10. Number 10 and Number 8 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Girls...-_-' Of course...

Another OC meme

This time, it's for fanfictions^^

Rules: First, write down the names of 12 of your characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

01. Jessica of the Sand
02. Shukaku Ichibi
03. Dangerous
04. Diana
05. Death
06. Spits
07. Louie
08. Chicago
09. Willow
10. Sam
11. Gabriel
12. Worm

Have you ever considered writing a Six/Eleven oneshot? Do you want to?
No... Even though Gabriel is bi, I don't think he into Spits... but since it's oneshot, I might do it >X3

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Dude, you are sick...-_-'

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Not talking! Chicago's single and Worm would get Malady pregnant!!!

Can you rec any oneshot(s) about Nine?
Yeah... I never written about Wiilow so it should be great for me...

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
HELL NO! ShukakuXSpits is like saying GaaraXKankuro! Have you lost your mind!?

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Even though both would never work, Death/Sam is better than Death/Willow... trust me...

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Louie: What has the world coming to?! *faints*
Me: *sighs*

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten oneshot.
*sighs* Okay... When the Ceberus of Count D's PetShop goes into Halloween Town to play with Reo, Dangerous sees a handsome looking scarecrow who is plagued by ravens for eternity. What are these new feelings and why does Dangerous want to have the scarecrow for herself?

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Yes... when Jess was ten though... she felt sorry for Chicago, so she dated him just for one night. It was oneshot, but fluff

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort oneshot.
Batwings and Witch's Cat Tails?

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
?????? What are you talking about?

Does anyone on your friends list like Seven slash?
No...

Does anyone on your friends list like Three het?
no

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
No one knows him well...

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
No... but Shukaku/Dangerous makes more sence

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Sam: HURRAY, NO MORE ANNOYING BIRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! :D
Me: *slaps forehead*

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Bleed It Out by Linkin' Park

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve oneshot, what would the warnings be?
Yaoi and blood warnings...-_-'

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Hey boy, is that your candle burning cuz' you are HOT! (thinks: OMG...)

When was the last time you read about Five?
Never...

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
I dunno

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Hell no and sober...!

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Dangerous... who else?

One(Jess) and Nine(Willow) are in a happy relationship until Nine(Willow) suddenly runs off with Four(Diana). One(Jess), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Gabriel) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve(Worm), then follows the wise advice of Five(Death) and finds true love with Three(Dangerous). What title would you give this oneshot? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
If I cared about the story... it would be called "Bisexual Instincts" and it's so gross, no one would dare reading it or writing it...-_-'

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
O*O Ewww...

And I tag anyone who wants to do this!!!

OC Meme

I'm bored... me take testing

1. Pick 10 OCs. (line them up from 1 to 10)

2. After YOU answer, under that, say what your character would say. >3

3. YOU answer the questions, NOT your characters.

4. TAG SOME PEOPLEZ

5. HAVE FUN... NOW

1: Misa Ichibi
2: Shukaku Ichibi
3: Akane
4: Jiji
5: Jess
6: Worm
7: Chicago
8: Louie
9: Spits
10: Willow

1. What would Number 8 do if you whacked them with a pillow?
He would shock me with his electricity...

2. If number 3 kissed you, how would you react?
O_o *gets mouthwash* Me kiss AKANE?! *throws up*

3. Would you glomp number 10?
No... she's a giant female bat...

4. Does Number 1 have any fears?
Losing Kyuubi over Suki and getting into trouble

5. Would number 6 be a delightful person to bring to THE MOVIES?
If it's Alice in Wonderland 2010 film, then yes-_-'

6. Would Number 4 be a delightful person to go SHOPPING for CLOTHES with?
I think Jiji is already trautumized after Jess dressed him up even though he's a heartless....

7. Is number 9 dating anyone?
Spits is with my sister's counterpart; Deiara!

8. What would number 2 do if you punched their boyfriend/girlfriend?
Kill me or eat me... mostly eat me. I would have to say sorry many times before Shukaku will burp me back up-_-'

9. Would number 7 walk right into danger?
With Chicago... he's always in danger XD

10. If you ate number 1's breakfast...What would they do to you?
Yell at me and I will ignore her...

11. If you stole number 8's girlfriend/boyfriend, how would they respond?
O_o No comment...

12. If you discovered number 5 likes going to NERDY comic conventions, what would you do/say to them? (NO offense to people that DO go to comic conventions. )
I would say to Jess, "Girl, what's wrong with you?"

13. Would you hug number 1?
Maybe... if she's nice

14. How many burgers can number 9 eat?
2... he's not a big eater...

15. Is number 5 edible?
-_-' You don't know the half of it. Jess gets eaten mostly everyday... now she always gets eaten by her husband Taro... She's delicious...

16. Could you beat number 2 in the Olympics?
Most of the time...

17. Does number 10 like kids?
Yup, she has 4 kids on her own^^

18. Is number 4 OLD?
I don't know. He's a heartless, how am I supposed to know?

I tagz DeidaraNarutoClan and wolfdemonchild9 ^^

~Jess
~Shukaku

Couple again

I love doing this!^^

Pick an OC couple and who do they belong to
1.)Louie- Male (SandLover13)
2.)Hysteria- Female (DeidaraNarutoClan)

If any OC from another user is part of the couple, let the owner take this meme also. Answer truthfully to only YOUR answers, not someone elses'.

A.)Okay what your name?
Louie

B.)Who are you dating?
Hysteria

C.)What nickname do you call him/her?
Ria

D.)What nickname does s/he call you?
Lou

E.)What do you like about him/her?
She is caring towards me and she tough. I like a girl like that.

F.)What kind of personality does s/he have?
At first, I thought she was mean and only wanted to make fun of me, but now she's protective and spunky.

G.)Does your date/mate have any pets?
Not that I know of

H.)What is one thing that your date likes about you?
I make her laugh...

I.)Who do think wears the pants in the relationship?
Ria... Self explaintory

J.)What do you do while you're together?
We take turns picking places to go and she always reminds me to kepp cool so she doesn't fade away.

K.)Has your relationship affected your (after)life? How so?
Yep. My brothers make fun of me for it but I don't care. I'm glad that I'm with Ria.

L.)Do you see yourself with them in the future?
I hope so...

M.)Does anyone you know object to your relationship?
Jc and the rest of Halloween Town...

N.)Have people been affecting your relationship so far? How so?
They are confused because we were first enemies who do singing contests but instead we fell in love.

O.)What do you think s/he would get you for an anniversary present?
Either food or an ice pack XD

P.)If you separated, what would the reason have been?
I dunno. Maybe because her siblings reject it or... *shakes head* I don't want to think about that!

Q.)What is the image of a perfect date to you?
Being with her is fine by me...

R.)What will you do if the one you love found someone else?
I would ask Ria about it first.

S.)If another girl/boy loves your date and diss' you for your date, how would you react?
I would get pissed and I will electricute them

T.)What do you think about the two creators that brung you and your love together?
Jessica just had to make me a glutton -_-' and don't get me started on Cate...