Hi there!

Name:Jessica
NickName:Jess or Shukaku
Age:14
Gender:Female
Likes:Getting into trouble, pizza, Music, Writing Stories, Friends, Naruto, Fruits Basket, Azumanga Daioh, Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo, Doing whatever I want, and other anime.
Dislikes:Being told what to do, Math, annoying things
Anime Family:Sasori(Father), Karura(Mother), Naara(Older Brother, Mallificent*cough*Mallie(Evil Older Twin sis), Deidara(Uncle), Yashamaru(Step Uncle)
Clubs I belong to:SSJ Ninja Club-As Shukaku~Genin, Teh Biju Club-As Shukaku~Co Leader, and The Naruto Main Club-As Gaara
What I'm doing right now:Writing!^_^
My TheO buddys(It's a long list, so I'll name like five of them):Cate/Deiara/Kyuubi(DeidaraNarutoClan), Marcus(Markus wolfe), Keith/Isonade/Itachi(kiba inuzuka5), Raijuu/solange(vdr-07), Kiki/Misa(leeluver1)

Click here if you want Shukaku-Sensai to do something(That also means you, Kyuubi!

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~Jess
~Drunk Shukaku

Tagged by Cate

RULES
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Tag three other people.

I'll pick some of my new recent OC's:
1)Arachnea Chikumo
2)Jane Yamanaka
3)Echo Kazekana
4)Jessica of The Sand
5)Twoey (known as Audrey II, CK2, Taro 2, etc. etc.)

How old are you?
Ara: I forgot. I'm in my 30's now...
Jane: 20 and I look fabulous!^^
Echo: 21...
Jess: I just turned 16
Twoey: I don't know really O_o'

What's your height?
Ara: 5' 11"
Jane: 5' 7"
Echo: 11' 9" -_-'
Jess: 5' 3 and a half"
Twoey: *shrugs* My height varies from time to time. Right now I'm *measures himself* 25' 3" T_T

Do you have any bad habits?
Ara: I chew on my fingernails and I have an obession with Outer Space
Jane: None!^^'
Echo: I yell a lot... GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!?!
Jess: Right now, I eat a lot and I feel numb and sleepy due to blood loss
Twoey: *sarcastic* I cuss, drink blood, eat people, etc. What do YOU think?

Are you a virgin?
Ara: ... yes
Jane: Not answering..
Echo: Hell no!
Jess: I'm married and pregnant... does that answer your question?
Twoey: I'M A PLANT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! OF COURSE I'M A VIRGIN! *is sensitive about the question*

Who's your mate/spouse?
Ara: No one...
Jane: No one
Echo: No one
Jess: Taro *sighs* My sweetie
Twoey: No one... but I have a secret crush on Deiara Uchiha. *blushes*

Do you have any kids?
Ara: I have my nephew Taro and my niece-in-law Jess
Jane: No... but I want one
Echo: Nope...
Jess: I'm about to have my baby boy, Hotaru *rubs her bloated stomach*
Twoey: Basically, I'm a mean green mother from outerspace. I'm a male who reproduces... say anything and I eat you up -_-'

What's your favorite food?
Ara: Hotdogs
Jane: Cupcakes
Echo: Hamburgers
Jess: Pizza!^^
Twoey: Blood... Humans... *looks at the person who's reading this and licks his lips* You know, you look delicious...

What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Ara: Vanilla
Jane: Strawberry
Echo: Pistachio
Jess: Chocolate
Twoey: Despite what you humans think, I like double chocolate chip

Have you killed anyone?
Ara: Yes. I was once in the Chikumo clan...
Jane: No
Echo: Now that I'm cursed as a f****** giant, yup
Jess: Only when I get angry. Yes.
Twoey: *has a long list and reads off of it* I killed/ate Keith, Avery, Seymo', Audrey, Orin, Mushnik, shall I go on?

Do you hate anyone?
Ara: Only people who annoy me
Jane: Jess... and all those weird, disgusting freaks out there
Echo: Shukaku and Jess
Jess: A lot of people sometimes
Twoey: No comment

Do you love anyone?
Ara: I don't know... Maybe it's Jane since we were acting as a couple in an acting production... I'm not sure...
Jane: Same thing with me. When I was playing Audrey, I saw Ara and he seems so funny. But I don't like nerds in general, so I'm not sure
Echo: No... Not yet
Jess: My family, my friends, my plant *hugs Twoey, my pets, and my son and my husband!^^
Twoey: I actually made some friends. I love Seymo'(Jess) like a sister and SweetHeart (Deiara)

What is your job?
Ara: Technician and astronomer
Jane: An actress^^
Echo: I work in a Junkyard and a business man
Jess: A ninja
Twoey: No job... sometimes I work at a Flower Shop

Boy or girl?
Ara: I was born a girl, but I paid for a sex change. I'm now a boy
Jane: Girl
Echo: Boy
Jess: Girl who acts like a boy
Twoey: Since I'm a plant... it's confusing -__-' I'm technically both gender, but since I have a male voice and based on the actions I made in my movie, I'm a boy!

What do you do to relax?
Ara: Read Sci-Fi manga
Jane: Go shopping!^^
Echo: Sleep in a cave
Jess and Twoey: Eat a lot then sleep

What song do you think would best describe yourself?
Ara: If I Were A Boy by Beyounce
Jane: When I grow Up by Pussycat Dolls
Echo: A Little Faster by There for Tomorrow
Jess: (Ay ya ya) Outta My Head by Ashlee Simpson
Twoey: Blood On The Dance Floor by Michael Jackson

Any hidden talents or something no one else knows about you?
Ara: I'm a pervet -_-'
Jane: I strip for profit
Echo: I'm smart despite how I look
Jess: I eat objects such as metal, helicopters, and I eat dollar bills *eats a 5-dollar bill* Mmmmm, money tastes good^^
Twoey: I can almost anything a human can do... Also, I can play a cornet

What do you think of your creator(s)?
Ara: She always gives me bad luck... (Me: Sorry)
Jane: She's a retard, but I'm glad she created me^^ (Me: T_T)
Echo: I hate that son of a- (Me: HEY! D:<)
Jess: We had good times and bad times, but I love her all the way (Me: Aww...)
Twoey: I have MANY creators... -_-' But I like Jessica cuz' she gave me a human form and more personality^^ I like her sister, Cate, too because she created Deiara. Thanks Jessica *hugs me with vines* (Me: O//////O' *faints*)

What color is your hair?
Ara: Red
Jane: Pale Blonde
Echo: Dirty blonde
Jess: Lavender Purple
Twoey: Lime Green

Finally, what's your sexual orientation?
Ara: I'm gender-confused, so I'm saying bi
Jane: Straight...
Echo: Straight...
Jess: Bi-sexual, mostly straight
Twoey: Bi, but I'm straight for the most part

Okay, Anything you want to say to the people who's reading this?
Ara: There are people reading this? O_o
Jane: Hello, my darling fans! It is I, the lovely Jane!
Echo: Yo! Hope you like being bored and tortured by this meme
Jess: Bye! Have fun with your lives^^
Twoey: *looks at reader and grins* And now, it's SUPPERTIME! >:D *shows everyone his bloody, razor sharp teeth*

Now tag three people...
All of the people reading this and all of my friends! XD

~Jess
~SandLover13

Twoey's Quiz (I was bored...)

Rules:

1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you want to use another OC
2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.
3. Title the journal as "OC’s Quiz (your OCs name)".
4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want.
5. Have fun!!!

1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?
My name in this world is Audrey II -_-‘But my nickname is Twoey

2. Interesting... what's your current age?
I'm a plant. I don’t know.

3. Uh huh. What's your favorite food?
I love eating humans and bodies and meat, mostly flesh X3

4. And your favorite drinks?
… Blood… Suppertime!

5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?
… Deiara Uchiha

6. Aw! Have you two kissed yet?
Not yet. She might not feel the same way…

7. Classic question! What's your favorite color?
Dark green or dark red (I love blood)

8. who’s your favorite author?
Edgar Allen Poe, William Shakespeare, the guys who write comics for a living…

9. Now what's your biggest fear?
Really big fires…

10. *stifles a giggle* I'm not laughing *bursts out laughing* Sorry. Do you have any siblings?
Not that I remember…

11. Almost, it's only twenty questions. Who's your hero?
Deiara, she’s awesome

12. Ok, who is your worst enemy?
The Tormenter, He is abusive and possessive

13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?
Hell. If that ghost does something to Deiara, I’ll kill him myself

14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?
I don’t know my creator, but I like Jessica. She likes my style

15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?
*takes the term literally* Eat the world whole, duh!

16. What's your worst nightmare?
… No comment…

17. What's your lifelong dream?
To be the biggest king of the world

18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?
Take over cities and date Deiara. If she would want me *looks away*

19. Ok, where's your favorite place to relax?
In my flower pot or someplace that is not too open

20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?
Eating, talking on the phone, and just staying in my pot are things I do often.

21. We're done! Now tag whoever you want. DO IT
Whoever wants to do this…

~Jess
~Twoey

I'm just doing this for my UnUsed characters^^'

1. Pick 10 OCs. (line them up from 1 to 10)

2. After YOU answer, under that, say what your character would say. >3

3. YOU answer the questions, NOT your characters.

4. TAG SOME PEOPLEZ

5. HAVE FUN... NOW

1: Prison
2: Roulette
3: Kaa
4: Misa
5: Kevin
6: Kiki
7: Gamex
8: Othello
9: Charlie
10: Bongo

1. What would Number 8 do if you whacked them with a pillow?
He would do the same but then I would get crushed by the giant pillow

2. If number 3 kissed you, how would you react?
O//////O' *faints*
Kaa: What? I only kisssssed you...

3. Would you glomp number 10?
*laughs* No! XD

4. Does Number 1 have any fears?
None

5. Would number 6 be a delightful person to bring to THE MOVIES?
Yup^^ She brings her sister all the time and everything...

6. Would Number 4 be a delightful person to go SHOPPING for CLOTHES with?
Yeah^^ Espeacially if Kyuubi's there and Misa chases him >XD

7. Is number 9 dating anyone?
No... Not yet...

8. What would number 2 do if you punched their boyfriend/girlfriend?
Suck my brains out -_-'

9. Would number 7 walk right into danger?
She does all the time but somehow gets away with it...

10. If you ate number 1's breakfast...What would they do to you?
Nothing... He never eats

11. If you stole number 8's girlfriend/boyfriend, how would they respond?
If his wife was still around, he would probably eat me...

12. If you discovered number 5 likes going to NERDY comic conventions, what would you do/say to them? (NO offense to people that DO go to comic conventions. )
Nothing... It's his hobby...

13. Would you hug number 1?
So-so. I dunno...

14. How many burgers can number 9 eat?
a half because of his beak

15. Is number 5 edible?
He's a ragdoll... no...

16. Could you beat number 2 in the Olympics?
Depends on if he is in his human form

17. Does number 10 like kids?
I dunno. I should ask...

18. Is number 4 OLD?
18 years old... not that old...

I tag anyone who wants to do this^^

Bored...

Cate nii-chan is having a tough time on the computer so I haven't had a chance to talk with her yet -_-' Anyway, title explains everything. I found this on YouTube and it's AWESOME! Every Halloween, Disneyland does Fireworks display called "Hallowishes". Here it is:

~Jess

Made this OC Meme (ALL BY MYSELF)

I made this one on my own^^
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Rules:
Pick 12 OCs
Answer the questions
Tag some people
Enjoy!

1 Shukaku
2 Prison
3 Jess
4 Gabriel
5 Louie
6 Poker
7 Chicago
8 Spits
9 Cheshire
10 Akane
11 Jiji
12 Floyde

Questions:

1 and 2 are both reading Twilight. What are their reactions?

Shukaku: OMG... who has the right to write this stuff?
Prison: It's an embarassment to vampire kind!!!

3 and 4 go to the movie theaters. What movie do they see?

Gabe: I go see Astro Boy! :D
Jess: I go see This Is It with my creator

5 is a cannibal and he/she is very hungry. If he/she had to eat ONE person from the group, who do they eat?

Me: Louie would probably eat Gabriel after the fact that Gabriel actually killed Louie when they were alive.
Louie: *takes out a fork and knife and chases Gabe* COME BACK HERE!
Gabe: WAAAHHHH, Lou-Lou is chasing me again!!! T_T

6 and 8 had a big fight. What was the fight about and who won?

Poker: *goes to his account on FanFiction.net and posts a Naara/Spits story up*
Spits: *looks at what Poker did and growls* You little-!? *tackles Poker
~Minutes Later~
Spits: *ties up Poker with his webs* Don't you EVER post that garbage AGAIN!

9 is drawing a picture for 3. What did they drew?

Jess: Umm, wow. A picture of you and Paradox. Thank you...
Cheshire: *smiles*

If 7 had to face his/her worst nightmare, what is it and how do they react?

Chicago: *sees Oogie and his cards and they are playing black jack* No, I don't wanna die again! Please don't do this to me!!!
Cards *added up to 21*: You lose, lunatic...
Chicago: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

10 and 11 shrunk down into miniature size. What are they thinking about?

Akane: *thinking* How am I ever going to have sex with Frost Boy at THIS height!? -_-'
Jiji: *thinks* Great... I'm now the smallest heartless ever...

12 makes a desert. What is it?

All: What is THAT!? *points to ice cream*
Floyde: Vanilla/Chocolate with blood syrup and Real Heart sprinkles^^

You are making a one shot songfic about 4. What song would you choose?
Gabriel~Never Too Late by Three Days Grace

All twelve of them watch giant monster movies (Ex. KingKong, Godzilla). One of them suddenly goes to sleep and when they wake up in the middle of the night, they grew 100 feet tall. Who grew, what did the person do that night, and what are the others doing?

Based on everyone's personality, Jess' pregnancy, and the fact that I am tired of Shukaku always rampaging, it's Jess that grows. She thought that the whole city was like a play pen or something, she just plays with trains, climbs on buildings, and eats everything. Everyone else is afraid to come up because of Jess' mood swings, until one of her demons, Prison, calms Jess down and calls Taro to join her so she can calm down.

3 wants to scare 7. How does 3 accomplish this?

Jess: To scare Chicago, all you have to do is play a game with him in which his life is at risk.^^ I'll demonstrate *brings out dice* Okay Chicago, if you rolls an even number, you die. Odd number, you win a lot of money
Chicago: Okay *rolls and it comes to 7* YES! *Dice flips to Snake Eyes* AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jess: >3

2 is walking around Hollywood, minding his/her business when suddenly some girl shouts "THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE HERE!" and a hoarde of fangirls run towards 2. What does 2 do?

Prison: *flies up high so he won't get killed by Jonas fangirls*

5 is at WalMart (or any other store) when an announcer speaks to everyone that now all Michael Jackson merchaindise is $5 and you buy 1, get 1 free deal. How does 5 respond?

Louie: Meh... *buys a CD* At least Chicago and Spits would get something after I went gift shopping

1 and 12 are lost in some icy cave and the fire is getting lower any minute. There's only one small blanket to cover only one person. How does 1 and 12 solve this?

Floyde: I have bandages and *makes a fireball* I can be warm. Shukaku, you take the blanket^^
Shukaku: Okay...

All twelve are going to a dance/date/etc. Who are their dates or who are they going with?

Shukaku is going with Yuri
Prison, after breaking his jail cell, wants to go with someone but he sadly goes alone
Jess goes with Taro
Gabriel went to go with Tai(Xait)
Louie goes with Ria
Poker stalks Xait, but he ends up not going to the dance
Chicago went to go, but then was forced to go to his cell after the police found him
Spits goes with Deiara
Cheshire just napped and didn't go
Akane, wanting to give Xait more space, goes with Lexanis and Deidrex
Jiji went to go with Ai
Floyde just went there to sell his heart collection

6 disses at 7. What happens?
Poker:.... and futhermore-
Chicago: Shut the heck up, homo!
Poker: *tackles Chicago*

Out of all of them (Scale from hate to love) who really likes you?
12) Chicago (Because I abuse him)
11) Poker (Self explainatory)
10) Louie (second one to be abused)
9) Jiji (I made him too cute)
8) Floyde (I made him lonely)
7) Akane (I made her a prostitute)
6) Cheshire (No comment)
5) Spits (Because of Naara and Deiara's foxes)
4) Prison (Recent new character and he doesn't like being the only cool vampire OC)
3) Shukaku (Blames me for not letting him go to his wife)
2) Gabriel (Loves me, but doesn't like being a mixed-up child)
1) Jess (After marrying Taro, doing whatever she pleases, and almost having a boy, Jess is really happy)

Now tag someone!:D
Cate, wolfdemonchild9, and anyone who wants to do my Own OC Meme! :D