Hi there!

Name:Jessica
NickName:Jess or Shukaku
Age:14
Gender:Female
Likes:Getting into trouble, pizza, Music, Writing Stories, Friends, Naruto, Fruits Basket, Azumanga Daioh, Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo, Doing whatever I want, and other anime.
Dislikes:Being told what to do, Math, annoying things
Anime Family:Sasori(Father), Karura(Mother), Naara(Older Brother, Mallificent*cough*Mallie(Evil Older Twin sis), Deidara(Uncle), Yashamaru(Step Uncle)
Clubs I belong to:SSJ Ninja Club-As Shukaku~Genin, Teh Biju Club-As Shukaku~Co Leader, and The Naruto Main Club-As Gaara
What I'm doing right now:Writing!^_^
My TheO buddys(It's a long list, so I'll name like five of them):Cate/Deiara/Kyuubi(DeidaraNarutoClan), Marcus(Markus wolfe), Keith/Isonade/Itachi(kiba inuzuka5), Raijuu/solange(vdr-07), Kiki/Misa(leeluver1)

Click here if you want Shukaku-Sensai to do something(That also means you, Kyuubi!

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~Jess
~Drunk Shukaku

Another OC Meme

List 10 characters.

1. Jessica of the Sand
2. Jessy Jr.
3. Louie
4. Chicago
5. Poker
6. Spits
7. Maggie
8. Charlie
9. Squadd
10. Othello Boogie

[1] Out of all ten characters listed, which one is the most intelligent? Who is the dumbest?
Although it's a tie at some points, I'm thinking Othello is the most intelligent out of the characters since he is immortal and learns a lot more stuff. The dumbest in my opinion is Poker... Self-Explaintory... -_-'

[2] What is the worst crime (9) has ever committed?
Stole Othello's scythe to impress Charlie, Scream, and Mirror by trying to scare Sam the Scarecrow with it -_-'
Sam: *is running away*
Squadd: >XD *chases Sam with Othello's scythe*

[3] (1) and (4) must fix a dinner together. How do they cooperate in the kitchen? What kind of food do they fix, if any at all?
Jess: Ummm *sees Chicago being chased by cards* Okay? O_o' *makes a giant steak dinner*
Chicago: *stops* Wow, you made dinner already? *blinks*

[4] What channel (Disney, Discovery, National Geographic, et cetera) does (5) watch the most?
The one with the most porn -_-'

[5] (7) and (3) are walking down a street at night when they hear (2) cry for help. What does (2) need help with, and will (7) and/or (3) help him?
Jr: I ate too much and I broke Taro's house. D:
Louie: I'm outta here! *leaves*
Maggie: Awww, poor thing! D: I'll help you *helps Junior clean the house*

[6] Does (8) keep a clean room?
Charlie: Nope *trips on all the garbage in his room*

[7] (5) and (10) run a country together – what state is the country in, and how is it run?
Poker doesn't run anything. Othello is the Guardian/Creator/Founder of Halloween Town. It is currently run by Jack Skellington. But since Othello was the first Official Pumpkin King, everyone knows him and respects him.

[8] (6) may have possibly come into contact with a deadly disease, so he’s being quarantined. They’re allowed to bring something along with them – a book or video game - to keep them entertained. What would (6) bring?
Spits: A picture of Dollface and The Lord of The Flies. It's about some british boys stranded on an island! :D

[9] (8) is kidnapped by (2) and forced to play a game of Scrabble or die – and if (8) loses, (2) will kill him. Who is likely to win the game of Scrabble, and if (8) loses, how does (2) kill him?
Junior would win since he loves words and Scrabble.
Jr: I won! ^^
Charlie: O_o' Uh oh... *gets eaten by Junior*
Jr: *burps up Charlie's hat and smiles evilly*

[10] What is (4)’s favorite time of day?
Nighttime... He likes card games at nighttime.

[11] (10), (9), and (3) get snowed in while at a cabin in the mountains. They have one twin bed, two blankets, a few bottles of water, and a little bit of beef jerky. Who gets what? Who suffers the most while they wait out the storm?
Louie and Squadd share everything there. Othello would be the only one suffering since he's a permnament giant and had no choice but to be outside during the storm.
Othello: *sad as a blizzard bashes in his head and he shivers in the cold*

[12] If (7) could steal anything – an object, a talent, or trait – from (6), what would it be?
The ability to write words.
Maggie: Great, now I can write more clearly!^^
Spits: HEY! >.<

[13] Of all the characters, who has the best hygiene?
Jess. She's the one who takes showers and uses rose and lavender soap.^^

[14] (1), (4), and (10) are all staying the night in a haunted house. Who would be scared? Would any of them be skeptical? How does each of them sleep?
Chicago: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH, GHOSTS! *runs away screaming*
Jess: They aren't that bad. Ghosts are fun^^
Othello: *slaps forehead at Chicago's actions*

[15] What would be the worst possible job (1) could work?
A Doctor... She hates hospitals...
Jess: *operating on someone when the body explodes* O_O'

[16] (6), (8), and (9) must compete in a talent show. What do they do for their talent, and who would win?
Spits would BreakDance, Charlie would do juggling, and Squadd would sing the Dentist song from Little Shop of Horrors. Squadd would win.
Squadd: *smiles and sings* You'll be a denist.... you'll have a talent for causing things PAIN! Son, be a dentist... People will pay you to be INHUMANE!
Spits: *rolls eyes* Show-off...

[17] What is (2)’s biggest pet peeve?
Junior: Not getting any blood or food... *growls*

[18] If (5) won the lottery for 25 million dollars, what would he do with the money?
Poker: Pay every gay guy to come hang out with me *smirks*

[19] What was (10)’s favorite toy growing up?
Othello: *holds up a giant vampire teddy-bear* Don't tell anyone, but I have a bear named Mr. Snuggles -//////////-' and I still play with him *cute puppy face and hugs Mr. Snuggles*

[20] (1) tags three characters belonging to other people to do this meme…! WHO ARE THEY?
Jess: I would tag Hybrid, Taro-kun, and Anna the Arbok gijinka ^^

Anyone else can do this meme^^

~Jess
~SandLover13

OC Interview

I re-did this interview because I was bored.
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Characters:
1. Junoir *sitting in his pot near an alleyway*
2. Aoi *in rose form playing with her petals*
3. Vinnie *connected to his dad, Twoey*
4. Twoey *sitting on top of the Brooklyn Bridge XD*
5. Jess *sitting next to Twoey*

Questions
How have you all been?
Junoir: Fine...
Aoi: Happy!^^
Vinnie: Okay, thanks for asking
Twoey: Hungry
Jess: *yawns* Tired -_-'

What are your full names?
Junoir: Jessy Junoir
Aoi: Aoi Uchiha
Vinnie: Do I have to say it? *glares and mutters* My real full name is The Audrey 3 -_-' Don't ask
Twoey: Before I was a plant, my full human name was Ace Totina
Jess: Jessica of the Sand/Chikumo^^

Nicknames?
Junoir: Jr.
Aoi: Blue
Vinnie: Vinnie...
Twoey: Audrey II, The Plant, Mean Green Mother From Outer Space, Taro 2, CK2, etc. *smirks* But everyone just calls me Twoey
Jess: Jess, Jessy, Jesse, and other nicknames I forgot...

How old are you? (present day)
Junoir: I don't know... Young?
Aoi: Same with jr.
Vinnie: Agreed, I'm young
Twoey: I'm a plant. We have no ages... Although, I think I'm 21 years old
Jess: 16 and Pregnant :3

What's your height?
Junoir: Right now I'm 10' 2"
Aoi: 7 inches -_-'
Vinnie: 1' 1"
Twoey: 250' 10" T_T'
Jess: 5' 3.5"

Nationality?
Junoir: Japanese
Aoi: Japanese
Vinnie: American
Twoey: African/American/Alien/Japanese/French and so on
Jess: Japanese/American

You Got Any Bad Habits?
Junoir: I eat a lot and I sometimes give people bad luck D: *starts to cry*
Aoi: I get into wild adventures and Mommy Dei sometimes gets stressed because of me ):
Vinnie: I sometimes eat the wrong things and cause chaos
Twoey: A lot. Lyin', cheatin', eatin', killin', cussing', and everything that's bad
Jess: I eat too much and I annoy people

Are you a virgin?
Junoir: Whatever that means, yes
Aoi: Yes
Vinnie: Yes
Twoey: I'M A PLANT. WHAT DO YOU THINK!?!
Jess: *pats her bloated stomach* I'm pregnant... does it answer your question

Who's your mate/spouse?
Junoir: No one
Aoi: No one
Vinnie: No one
Twoey: None, but I'm still in love with Deiara *sighs*
Jess: Taro Chikumo :D He's cute

Do you have any kids?
Junoir: I am a kid
Aoi: Me too
Vinnie: Me three
Twoey: Yup. Besides multiple clones of myself, I have 7 children^^
Jess: My son Hotaru and my baby coming soon *touches stomach* I just found out it's a girl :3

What's your favourite food and drink?
Junoir: Humans and Blood
Aoi: Onigiri and Blood
Vinnie: Sticky-notes and Blood ^^
Twoey: Humans, Blood, and water
Jess: I can eat anything now... *coughs up dollar bills and some more metal* Whoops! ^^

What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Junoir: Chocolate
Aoi: French Vanilla
Vinnie: Mint Chocolate Chip
Twoey: Double Chocolate Chip
Jess: Triple Chocolate

Your favourite song at the moment?
Junoir: He Wasn't Man Enough by Toni Braxton
Aoi: Single Ladies by Beyonce
Vinnie: Stronger by Kayne West
Twoey: Bleed It Out by Linkin Park
Jess: I write Sins not Tragedies by Panic! At The Disco

Have you killed anyone?
Junoir: No, I eat people instead.
Aoi: No!
Vinnie: No
Twoey: Yup... *burps up a train* Excuse me... I just finished eating a train load of humans...
Jess: Yup......................... *stares at empty train and moves inches away from Twoey*

Do you hate anyone?
Junoir: Anyone who gets away with my plans...
Aoi: No one
Vinnie: No one
Twoey: A lot actually
Jess: Me too

Love Anyone?
Junoir: My family, my owner, and my friend Jess
Aoi: Everyone! :D
Vinnie: Me too! XD
Twoey: Deiara Uchiha, my children, my owner and her family, anyone who feeds me all night long, and *evil smirks* Anyone who bleeds...
Jess: My Family, Friends, and Taro-kun! :D

Have any secrets?
Everyone:We are not going to tell you anything....

What is your job?
Junoir: I don't have a job...
Aoi: I'm Genin now or something like that
Vinnie: I have no job
Twoey: Making sure that Jess and Taro are together and whatever works *shrugs*
Jess: A Chunin and I guess that's it...

What do you do to relax?
Junoir: Sleep in my pot
Aoi: Make Mommy Dei smile
Vinnie: Lie in the grass all day
Twoey: Eat humans and do the impossible^^
Jess: Be with Taro

Eye Colors?
Junoir: White at day time, red at night time
Aoi: Emerald Green
Vinnie: Light Green
Twoey: Dark Green
Jess: Blue

Hair Color?
Junoir: Dark Purple
Aoi: Blue
Vinnie: Light Green with White Bangs
Twoey: Light Green
Jess: Lavender

Skin?
Junoir: Normal
Aoi: Normal
Vinnie: Normal
Twoey: Brown
Jess: Light Tan

Rain or sunshine?
Everyone: Rain

Winter or Summer?
Junoir: Winter
Aoi: Summer
Vinnie: Summer
Twoey: Pretty much Summer
Jess: Summer

Any Unusual Things about you?
Junoir: I'm lonely but don't like crowds... I'm shy and meek even though I act mostly like my dad
Aoi: I'm a rose/fyltrap and I can drive a motorcycle
Vinnie: I eat Sticky-Notes -_-'
Twoey: I'm a glutton. My appetite can never be satisfied... Even though I'm huge, I'm not fat... And I think I just ate Cate right now O_o
Everyone: O_o' *trying to leave*
Jess: A lot....

What are/were your parents like?
Junoir: My dad's awesome. That's it! ^^
Aoi: My mommy Deiara Uchiha is very beautiful... My Daddy Twoey is kind and he spoils us flytraps everyday
Vinnie: Dad is the coolest villain I know! ;D
Twoey: I don't know
Jess: *starts to cry* I don't have parents! D:

Do you want to say something to your readers?
Junoir: Hi... if you want to talk to us, please comment below
Aoi: Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
Vinnie: Hello there, reader. Welcome to the randomness
Twoey: Please... Feed Me, humans, Feed me NOW! *opens his trap*
Jess: *blushes* Hi.....

Do you think you’re attractive?
Junoir: No
Aoi: Yes
Vinnie: So-so
Twoey: No
Jess: No

Do others find you attractive?
Junoir: Yes
Aoi: Yes
Vinnie: Probably not
Twoey: i dunno
Jess: Some

Do you have fans?
Junoir: Probably...
Aoi: No
Vinnie: No
Twoey and Jess: Yup, a lot

Are you straight, gay, or bi?
Everyone: straight

Tell us something no-one knows about you.
Junoir: Strange things are happening to me at night and I can hypnotize people
Aoi: I like to play with the fox twins
Vinnie: I read yaori
Twoey: I can play jazz
Jess: I can act and sing

Name some of your talents:
Junoir: *stays silent*
Aoi: I can ride a motorcycle
Vinnie: I can stand on my head :D
Twoey: Doing what humans do, making total solat eclipses, etc.
Jess: Mostly cool transformations

Enemies?
*Everyone was so bored and annoyed from the interview that everyone fed the interviewer to Twoey and the camara breaks in half after that*

I tag whoever wants to do this :3

Jess's Quiz

A new meme I found

Rules:
1).Pick one of your FCs/OCs
2).Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your FC/OC
3).Tag 3 people at the end of the quiz

1.) What's your name?
Jessica of the Sand

2.) Do you know why you were named that?
No... I think because Jessica means "God's Grace" or something...

3.) Are you single or taken?
Taken by Taro :3 But I act like I'm single

4.) Have any abilities or powers?
I could sing, I could transform into different beings, and I can "spoil" stuff :D

5.) Stop being a Mary-Su >.>
*takes out chainsaw* WHAT did you say?!?

6.) Uh...if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
Nope... O_o'

7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
-_-' In reality, no. But I'm getting to have a family soon ^^'

8.) Oh? How about pets?
I have a lot. 2 ceberus's, 5 bats, 6 cats, one leopard, and 8 flytraps.
Plant Pups (The 7 children of Twoey): Yay, Auntie Jessy! *glomps on Jess*
Jess: My legs! DX *falls down laughing*

9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
Shots and needles *shudders*

10.) Something that you do like?
Taro and friends :)

11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Singing, resting, eating, drawing, and writing

12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Yup...

13.) Ever...killed anyone before?
Yup. It's now because I have ten mouths to feed <<'
Twoey: FEED ME!
Jess: Speaking of mouths, there's one now -_-' *feeds her plant her blood*

14.) What kind of animal are you?
I'm human... I think? ._.'

15.) Name your worst habits.
I eat a lot, I'm quiet, shy, meek, annoying, and I'm clumsy

16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
A lot of people

17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
I'm bi, but I'm more to the males since I've married one^^

18.) Do you go to school?
Used to... Don't ask

19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
*pats her bloated stomach* Already came true. I married Taro, had my son Hotaru and now I'm pregnant again. Yay :D

20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
Both actually -_-' very annoying

21.) What are you most afraid of? I promise I won't laugh.
*sighs* Killing everyone I know and love and it being my fault because of my personality and selfish desires... T_T'

22.) O_O UUU Ok, ok. What color is your hair?
Purple

23.) Eyes?
Blue

24.) What do you usually wear? Nothing ed
Red and black clothing

25.) Ok. What's your religion?
Christian

26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
Yes....

27.) Well, it's still not over. xD
NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

28.) Anyways, where do you live?
In Taro's forest :D It's fun

29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)
I think low class *sighs*

30.) How many friends do you have?
A LOT, really

31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
Me being all stutters and blushing and I want to be brave

32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
I dunno *shrugs* Give it to someone who needs it

33.) What are your thoughts on pie?
Yum, Apple Pie :3

34.) Alright. What's your favourite food?
Pizza ... You're making me hungry *licks lips*

35.) Favourite drink?
Fruit Punch, seriously... I'm getting hungry -_-' Can we eat after this?

36.) What is your favourite place?
Inside boy's stomach. :} My favorite stomachs to be in is Taro's and Twoey's. I love getting eaten by them. It makes me relax

37.) Least favourite?
Hospitals and asylums

38. What will make you really mad?
Seeing my friends or family get hurt

39.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
No... other than I'm starving and I wanna get eaten by Taro, I want to be asked more questions

40.)Yeah. Well, it's over. D:
AWWWWWw D:

41.) One more thing.
Yes?

42.) ...Uke or Seme? I mean, Who "RECEIVES" and who "GIVES"?
I'm an UKE, whatever that is...

Okay, I tag Taro-kun (DeidaraNarutoClan) and any other OC's that wants to do this :D

~Jess
~SandLover13

Saturday~ LSOH Meme

I had nothing to do today, so I did this meme for the heck of it:

To explain the pictures in order:

1.) Yeah, this is the first time I drew myself in chibi form -_-' That is what I'm supposed to look like in real life
2.) The Evil Plant that I love to roleplay as. He's cool plus I created his children for him (That sounded wrong in so... many levels!)
3.) I hate Orin and dentists in general *shudders*
4.) "Feed Me (Git It)" is my favorite song because it's catchy and funny (plus in the movie, I love Twoey tentacle raping Seymour)
5.) When Audrey II gets a dime from the cash register and uses the pay phone to call Audrey One. That was awesome. Also, I loved Twoey's evil smirk.
6.) If Audrey 2 won, he would destroy cities and crush buildings... I suck at drawing buildings -_-' *sulks*
7.) ... No comment
8.) Of course Zetsu from Naruto... What did you expect
9.) I feed him of course^^ He would be very big, but I'd still feed him all the people I hate >:3
10.) Anyone can do this meme^^

See ya!

~Jess
~SandLover13

Monday~ A chat with Cate :3

Finally, I got to talk to my sis, Cate^^ Unfornatly, I had a headache for being on the computer for a long time. I liked Cate's voice though. Anyway, I didn't know whether she was busy because it sounded like someone was with her. I was so shy and speechless, I didn't have a long conversation. When we really started talking, Cate's parents came home and Cate had to hang up. :/ Oh well...

Also, I'm a little shocked because Cate sounds older than me ._.' Awesome! :D

Right now... I might rest up, watch my Little Shop of Horrors DVD, or write if I get the chance. See ya...

~Jess
~SandLover13