..Apparently according to others, my name has more than one meaning.
So..here are some. >_>
1. The sexiest anime villain ever.
Uchiha Itachi slaughtered my family, but he's sooo cute, I can't stay mad!
<---(....*isn't going to say a word*...)
2.The most divine character in the Naruto anime/manga. The most godliest being in the entire universe. Uchiha Itachi IS god himself.
Uchiha Itachi is the most divine being in the universe. Uchiha Itachi owned four Jounins with ease; Hatake Kakashi, Maito Gai, Asuma, and the woman sensei of Shino/Kiba/Hinata. Therefore proving Itachi is god himself.
<--(-_-)
3. Cool guy, who has cool Sharingan eyes, and proper whips ass. <--(...>_> )
4. A super-delicious sexy man who rules the bedroom. A great father/sibling, he cares for all. His bangs make you hot and his eyes cause massive orgasms. He is the reason for living; the reason for dying.
Person: OMG IT'S ITACHI!!
Itachi: Hey...
Person: *Massive orgasm*
<----(......*thinks this information is disturbing* ..)
5. The most Kickass bad guy in the anime Naruto and the hottest male(in my eyes) ever. his name is a literal translation to "Weasle Fan". and weasles were considers omens of bad luck in ancient japan I know everything about him. From his B-day to his whole history. to my knowledge of exactly why he left sasuke alive <--- ( ..... )
..Strange what people think of me..............
*Isn't going to look for more* -_-;
By the way, some people may expect me to try and sneak a link here that will 'steal your soul'..
Well I'm not going to waste my time with that...>_> If you looked at this post, then your soul has already been stolen by me. *collects your souls in jar, hides it*
-Itachi
