What?

Don't ask why, but I wrote this last year. It was going to be serious and stuff, but then it didn't turn out like that.

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"Hey, Naruto..." Sasuke started.

"Y-yes, Sasuke?" I jumped.

"...We have a mission now. Come on."

"Hey..." I heard Kyuubi say, "...He's kind hawt."

I punched myself.

"N-Naruto?" Sasuke said, puzzled.

End