How All Fan Fiction Should Be Written

Pure crack that I wrote in Study Hall the other day, 'nuff said.

once i married l and sasuke and itachi and nay-roo-doh and saa-koo-rah and kah-kah-shee and mello and everyone and i kissd them and then we had 9999999999999 kids the end

What did I say? Pure crack while I was suffering writer's block and deciding not to do my homework that was due next period.

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