From a Crazy Mind

Matt and Mello

I wrote this the other day at, like, 9:00 PM because I had a page in my notebook labeled "MattMello", but I never used it.

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"Hi, Matt!"

"Hi, Mello!"

Matt waved to me, smiling. He pulled his cigarette out of his mouth, reached into his pocket, and threw me a chocolate bar.

"Thanks, Matt!"

"You're wel-"

Matt tried to finish his sentence, but then he got shot and died.

"Matt! Noooo!" I screamed, "Who would do such a thing?"

"Me." A man said, trotting next to Kiyomi Takada, the woman I suspected was Kira, to the scene and chuckled.

The next thing I knew, they were writing down a name in a black notebook, and I collapsed.

What?

Don't ask why, but I wrote this last year. It was going to be serious and stuff, but then it didn't turn out like that.

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"Hey, Naruto..." Sasuke started.

"Y-yes, Sasuke?" I jumped.

"...We have a mission now. Come on."

"Hey..." I heard Kyuubi say, "...He's kind hawt."

I punched myself.

"N-Naruto?" Sasuke said, puzzled.

How All Fan Fiction Should Be Written

Pure crack that I wrote in Study Hall the other day, 'nuff said.

once i married l and sasuke and itachi and nay-roo-doh and saa-koo-rah and kah-kah-shee and mello and everyone and i kissd them and then we had 9999999999999 kids the end

What did I say? Pure crack while I was suffering writer's block and deciding not to do my homework that was due next period.

だいすき。。。

(NOTE - This was something I did quickly last night.)

だいすき。。。　（「いたいーと」ANBU）

I remember it clearly like it was yesterday. The day the Uchiha clan had all been massacred except for one, my family was the first to step up and say that the survivor, Sasuke, should be taken into a loving family until he can live on his own. Needless to say, a while later he came to live with us, and I attached to him like a magnet.
Of course, that would all change in the near future…
The day I graduated from the Ninja Academy, my mother had told me that Sasuke had left the village for Orochimaru. As I burst into tears, I made it my life’s resolve that, someday, I would see Sasuke again. I was eleven at the time.

-Ten Years Later…-

“Tobi-senpai!” I muttered, pulling on my teammate’s sleeve, “When are we gonna get there? Isane-chan is bored.”
“Isane-chan, we’re almost there. You can calm down now.” Tobi told me.
As we marched into the village, I couldn’t help but feel a little weird. I mean, I was walking into a village that I had been raised in, but instead of being on their side, this time I was the enemy.
The mission we were assigned was very easy; we just had to help a group of Konoha ANBU ninja with a mission to the Mist village.
Needless to say, when we arrived, I was surprised at the ANBU team’s members, Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura, (who, at the moment, is pregnant with her and Sasukes’ baby) Hatake Kakashi, and Uzumaki Naruto. Sasuke and I gazed into each other’s eyes for a moment, and I could see how surprised he was to see his adoptive sister as his partner, a member of the evil organization Akatsuki.
“Hi there, Sasuke-kun. It’s been a long time.” I said, blushing.
“Yeah,” he said, smiling, “It’s been a long time, Isane.”
As we set out on the mission, me and Sasuke gazed at each other lovingly, though we knew that we wouldn’t be able to do any of this when we were in battle. A war was currently going on between the Mist village and Konoha, and Akatsuki was helping, considering the last phase of their plan. Of course, they had caught Kyuubi, but another person used that butt-stupid “Bring that dude back to life and sacrifice my own” jutsu and brought Naruto back to life.
When we entered the battlefield, I could tell that there would be at least one casualty on this side during the battle. A quick battle unfolded, so much that it just flashed before my eyes. As the battle came to an end, I realized that my prediction was right. There was Sasuke, lying on the battlefield, dead. Sakura and I ran toward him in unison, both of us bursting into tears.
“Sasuke-kun…” I said, “I can’t believe it had to end this way…I just got you back, and now I’m losing you again. You can’t be dead, Sasuke-kun…Because…Sasuke-kun…I love…”
I tried to say more words, and I struggled in attempt to do so, but I couldn’t. I collapsed, crying, Sasuke in my arms.
I love you, Sasuke. サスケ、だいすき。
-end

Improv - How the Uchiha clan got their sharingan

Something I improved at, like, 11:00 PM at a sleepover.
Yes. I know. I'm really, REALLY, crazy.

Once upon a time (which was NOT in a galaxy far, far away), Madara Uchiha had wandered into a place where everyone had pink eye. Madara, as you can expect, caught that pink eye, and even after he was cured, the infection stayed in his system. After a while, he figured that out (Actually, he went and saw a doctor. The doctor told him that.) and was able to harness the power of the pink eye. When he had children, they had this spectacular version of pink eye as well. Thus, they were all able to harness the power of the pink eye. It has been told that there is an improved version of this pink eye, that can only be obtained by catching pink eye while using the pink eye. Thus, in the Uchiha clan's long history, it has manifested in only a few.
Thus, in conclusion, this is how the Uchiha clan got their sharingan.