...What to I write here again? :3

Matt and Mello

I wrote this the other day at, like, 9:00 PM because I had a page in my notebook labeled "MattMello", but I never used it.

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"Hi, Matt!"

"Hi, Mello!"

Matt waved to me, smiling. He pulled his cigarette out of his mouth, reached into his pocket, and threw me a chocolate bar.

"Thanks, Matt!"

"You're wel-"

Matt tried to finish his sentence, but then he got shot and died.

"Matt! Noooo!" I screamed, "Who would do such a thing?"

"Me." A man said, trotting next to Kiyomi Takada, the woman I suspected was Kira, to the scene and chuckled.

The next thing I knew, they were writing down a name in a black notebook, and I collapsed.

What?

Don't ask why, but I wrote this last year. It was going to be serious and stuff, but then it didn't turn out like that.

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"Hey, Naruto..." Sasuke started.

"Y-yes, Sasuke?" I jumped.

"...We have a mission now. Come on."

"Hey..." I heard Kyuubi say, "...He's kind hawt."

I punched myself.

"N-Naruto?" Sasuke said, puzzled.