This is Cheeno...INVERTED VERSION!!!!!

Nuuuu!!! I'm a sick cookie!

I have the *cough* flu!!! Grrrrrr-*sneeze* Ack! The regular symptoms for the flu are:

-coughing hoarsely (day&night)
-aches/sharp pains throughout the body
-lack of sleep
-aching of head/stomach
-congestion
-high fever
-dizziness

I apply for ALL of those! Last night I was walking to go get some medicine for my headache, and I fainted! I was asleep on the floor for like 7 hours. I slept good though... hehehehehehe... I woke up sweating and my cat was snoozing away on my back. He's fat and heavy!!! My grandma came in laughing. Dude it was SO not funny... If any of you have it, get well soon! And those of you who don't... oh man, it's comin' for ya'! Later peoples!

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This be Jonathan...

Weekend Wakk Out>>>!!!!

Alright, so I was at my dad's this weekend- he doesn't have a computer T_T- and it was like really late. So my friends DD and Alex and I got REALLY BORED. My dad was outside talking on the phone, and we were in the kitchen playing darts. The dartboard got to be dissatisfying.... so we went to my room and started pegging the walls and the ceiling. It was really fun! When we got bored w/ that, we started on the kitchen walls. One hit the door, and my dad came in yelling, "DON'T MAKE ME GET A STICK ON YOU THREE!!!" We were laughing, running and screaming around the house like we were 5 again.

Later when DD went skating, we turned off the power when Alex was in the bathroom. He ran out screaming. My dad and I had been hiding, so he got scared. My dad jumped him and I stayed hidden. I was in the spare room closet, which had house repair supplies. I saw a can of red house paint and had a sick idea. I grabbed some CLING-WRAP-which had also been handy at the moment- and made a balloon of 'blood'. I had also left a air soft gun in there. So, I set it off and began throwing blood-balloons at the wall in the hallway. Alex was scared. I started screaming bloody murder and begging for help. My dad had run out the back door and into the shed-seeing as he was in on the joke- and got a chainless chainsaw and set it off.

I wiped paint all over my face, neck, and pretty much my whole body. I hid the flashlights and locked the door/windows-except the front door- while Alex was in the hall closet. Then I hid in the air conditioner closet. He ran outside to get his older brother, Tyler. They came back in with his phone as light. They were like, "Where's Josy(me), where'd she go?" I had to hide me laughter. They had looked for me for about 20 minutes till they finally walked by the door. I went limp-purposely- and tumbled out onto the floor, face-up eyes-open. They were screaming like girls- Alex is 11 and Tyler's 14- so I really had to be a good actress. Alex was crying, "Tyler, you shouldn't have come!" Tyler was just horrified. I slowly sat up and started breathing coarsely. Tyler was like, "Josy, what the hell did they do to you?!" I began screaming like I was being tortured.

They ran down the hall toward the back yard, screaming for my dad to help. He came in, saw me, and ran to the neighbor's house. I grabbed the boys' arms and told them to play along. They laughed nervously w/ relief. I smiled and hid in the pantry. When their dad came over w/ mine, I slowly opened the door and limped out moaning in agony. His dad cursed and ran into my room. My dad followed, and slammed the door. I giggled to myself and got a flashlight, knowing they were climbing out the window. As they stood outside, I went around the house blinking the flashlight. The boys started to scream-as authentically as possible- and were saying, "Josy, we're your friends, stop it!" When it got quiet, they dads walked back in as we were laughing and howling. They had shocked looks on their faces, making us laugh even harder than before. When we stopped, I yelled, "PAYBACK FROM LAST YEAR BIATCH!!!" Upon hearing that, they tried to look tough, and were like, "Oh, we were just acting."

The boys looked at their dad with pouts, I sighed and replied, "Stanley, men don't scream like that when they're ACTING."

Still later, my dad had drifted off to sleep. The bros and I were still hyped up, so we messed around a bit.

-We painted my dad's nails HOT PINK.
-We covered him in bread crumbs.
-We put fake cigarettes in his mouth-which were covered in SUPER HOT spices and sauce.
-We slipped a beer into his hand.
-We put a feather boa on him.
-We put on cowboy boots and rodeo hats and got Stanley to take pictures with us giving a thumbs up with him STILL ASLEEP.

This weekend's schedule....

-HAVE FUN!!!

100!!!!!!

I just got my 100th subscriber!
*party poppers and fireworks of glory and happiness*
MY APPRECIATION CANNOT BE EXPLAINED BY WORDS NOR ACTIONS!!!!!!

OMG THANK YOU theO!!!!! AGAIN!!!

This world was just rated 76!!!! 0MG Thanks alot you guys!!!! It really means alot considering I've been having some serious family issues as of late. Thank you for all your kindness!!!! I really appreciate it guys!!!! Have a great day!!!

-shizuka101