Hello
Anybody there?
Yes
...
Hellooooooo
...
I have choclolate chip muffins.
Really?
So there is someone there!
Yay! you found me!
You hide now.
But...
I don't want to hide...
Why not?
Because by the time you find me the next batch of muffins will be burnt!
NO! THE MUFFINS! DON'T BURN THE MUFFINS!!!
DING!!!
Muffins are ready! Who wants the first one?
I don't wan't the first muffin,I want them all!!!
Don't be greedy,Do you know what sharing is?
No,what's that? Wait don't tell me,then I would have to listen to you.Then the muffins wouldn't be hot.
I can leave them in the oven...
do you want to help me put icing on them?
I'll only help if it's banana icing. But! I get them all!
Lets make a deal. You help me, you get to lick the spoon and you get the first two muffins.
Tempting, but no.I get to lick the spoon and still go back for more.
No, how about we make a new batch of muffins for you,you choose the icing and you get to lick the spoon.But! You have to give some away.
Can I have both batches?
No.
If you want muffins,make your own.I have a great muffin cookbook.
But...I'll burn them...
Don't cry...(walks over to a box)
Take this (hands over a muffin)(A really big one)
Can I have the rest and you have this one?
Theese were all for you!(Everybody jumps up and sreams Happy birthday)
Yay! Wait how do you know it's my birthday? I have never met you before.
You know your Mums cusin's stepmother's
(5 mins later)
Teacher's sister?
We're friends.
Can you say that again?
No.
But I didn't catch that.
Oh well. Who wants the purple icing muffins?
ME! and because it's my birthday, I get them all

THE END