Welcome to this lovely and lively place that is Hell! My father, Satan, pays me to run this place alongside him. He is the high and mighty King, and I am the Princess. Oh, and Damien, my brother, is the Prince Of Darkness, meaning he comes to Earth and tortures innocent souls with his scolding hellfire. If you answer the following question, you could become a Demon! Demons are of very high rank and work for the Prince/Princess Of Hell. Damien is not the Prince Of Hell, no. He is the Prince Of Darkness. I am the Princess Of Hell, so you could work for me like I work for Satan! Now, the question:

What is the name of the famous artist who chopped off his ear and gave it to his wife as a sign of his love for her? (Incorrect spellings will not be validated.)

WOOHOO!

Everybody WOOP WOOP everybody WOOP WOOP everybody WOOP WOOP everybody WOOP WOOP! I just got my first guest post here in Hell! Well, anywezzicles, I need to chat to AnnaKanda Demonspawn to discuss what we should do to make it sinner paradise!

Dear religious people,

I understand that there are religious people using TheOtaku and seeing Hell. I do not wish to offend or go against anybody's religious beliefs - I just like Satan and am not a Satanist.

In case you were wondering...

If you've seen my fan art of Autumn (Hazel Leaf) and noticed that Autumn is a season, not a month, my anime will have seasons as big brothers/sisters to the months. If you haven't seen it yet, you simply must! For my next pieces, I'm gonna do genderbent versions of the FFXII characters. Remember Rule 63: You can genderbend anything.

Birthday!

Hello, sinners! I'm pleased to announce that Team Plasma N, the Gangnam Stylist, has a birthday comin' up and ready to go! C'mon, people! Sing with me!

Happy birthday to you,
Hope you feel swell!
Happy birthday, TPN,
Happy birthday from Hell!

Winner!

And the winner is... AnnaKanda! Congratulations! Sorry I'm so late. The Internet was down for days, but it woiks! Yeah, I did spell that right. Woiks. Savour it. Anyway, the answer was posted in a comment, and the answer was Vincent Van Gogh. Gotta go explain the details to AnnaKanda in a PM!