Stereotype Nationality Meme

I noticed those are in again so I shall do them once more. I hope I don't get addicted once more as well. xD

Oh, I stole it from Puppet Mistress.

● B R I T I S H ○●
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ]Foggy weather is great. (No, it actually tends to get scary, esp. when you're alone.)
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. (I usually don't deal, so no?)
[ ] You wanted Ben to win xFactor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (I'm not even sure what a full English breakfast is.)
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football ... not soccer. (Yep. You kick the ball with the foot.)
Total: Only 2 for English. Guess deep down I'm not that.

○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[ ] You wear flip flops all year. (Only in summer, does that count as a fourth of an answer?)
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[ ] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach. (I do, but it's usually filled with tourists and dirty during summer :( )
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing. (Rarely, but it happens.)
[ ] You're a sports fanatic. (Lol no.)
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan. (A what?)
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 2

○● I T A L I A N ○●
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show. ( I don't even remember that show anymore.)
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (I think she used to)
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes. (Tasty)
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[/] You speak some Italian. (I have learned it in school for 5 years, but speaking... no.)
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (They can be, yes)
[x] You talk a lot with your hands. (Sometimes even more than with my mouth.)
Total: Well, so far I'm Italian most. 4,5

○● S P A N I S H ○●
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos. (I never had tacos in fact)
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (No!)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: Not Spanish at all, even though I watched too many of their melodramatic shows with my sister. (I know the word maldita after all xD)

○● R U S S I A N ○●
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 2

○● I R I S H ○●
[x] You think beer is the best. (Beer is great when with friends or some family playing or watching a game honestly.)
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes. (Greenish with some blue and bits of brown and yellow)
[/] You like the color green. (Kinda)
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ]You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles. (Only a slightly bit, barely visible)
[ ] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing. (I wish. Would definitely be more fun)
Total: 3,5 (Not bad)

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x]You like fried chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.
Total: 2

○● A S I A N ○●
[ ] You have slanty small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot. (it's good for a change in meal but a lot, not really)
[ ] You are good at math. (I used to be)
[ ] You play an instrument. (Sadly no. But I shall learn!..once)
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese. And Japanese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 1

○● G E R M A N ○●
[x] You like bread. (That is a stereotype?!)
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2".
[ ] You are always on time and/or get offended when someone's late.
[x] You are a blonde.
[x] You have a light eye colour (blue/green)
Total: 9 (So, I decided to add those last three stereotypes just because I believe they fit.)

○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[/] You love beer. ( I do when I have some good company)
[x]You say eh.
[ ]You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 1,5

○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[x] Ever ate a burger
[x] big ego
[x] You don't read. (Actually I read waaay to less)
[x] You think this survey is rather biased. (And at times kinda stupid. I mean people do eat bread all over the world. And there are some stereotypes that aren't even there. As in know knowing the word maldita for the spanish because of the melodramatic tv shows.)
Total: 5. Eh, I'm more American than I want to be... *opens a book* xD

B E L G I A N ○●
[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard. (We actually do. It's cute)
[x] You like french fries.
[x]You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[x] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[x] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: Wow. I'm more Belgian than I thought. 7

○● D U T C H ○●
[/] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ]You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature. (I try... )
[x] You like the sea. (I love it <3)
[ ] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favor the megalomania.
Total: 2,5

○● A R A B ○●
[ ] You are a patriot. (Yeah, not really. I love my country but am not really passionate about it)
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english". (lol)
[/] You laugh at other accents /especially Egyptian/ (At times, never heard how Egyptian people talk though)
[ ] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.
Total: I'd say 0,5

So, I am mostly German as I thought. I'm a bit surprised how much Belgian I am though. Well this was fun. Especially adding the german stereotypes. I still don't get how liking bread is a stereotype though. I mean for german any kind of sausage would fit better. But eh. I believe that all other country's stereotypes aren't really correct either.

Oh, and I'd suggest if someone wants to redo it, they should steal it from someone else since I commented a lot on mine so to avoid the deleting work :p

~Sasusaku

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