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Moe: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking.
Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs. O'Problem. First name, Bea.
Moe: Uh, yeah, just a minute, I'll check. [calls] Uh, Bea O'Problem? Bea O'Problem! Come on guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?!
Barney: Ya sure do! [bar denizens laugh]
Moe: Oh... [to phone] It's you, isn't it!
Moe: Listen, you. When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!
Moe: [answers the phone] Yeah, just a sec; I'll check. [calls] Amanda Hugginkiss! Hey, I'm lookin' for Amanda Hugginkiss! Oh, why can't I find a man to hug and kiss?! [bar denizens laugh]
Barney: Maybe your standards are too high!
Moe: [to phone] You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs up your butt!
Bart: My name is Jimbo Jones and I live in 1094 Evergreen Terrace.
Moe: Aha! Big mistake, pal! I knew he'd slip up sooner or later!
Laura: [on the phone] Hello, I'd like to speak to Ms. Tinkle? First name...
Laura: [continues] Ivana?
Moe: [on the phone] Ivana Tinkle, just a sec. [calls] Ivana Tinkle! Ivana Tinkle! Hey, everybody, put down your glasses. I wanna tinkle!
Moe: [answers the phone] Flaming Moe's.
Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jass. First name Hugh.
Moe: Uh, hold on, I'll check. [calls out] Hugh Jass! Can somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass?!
Man: Uh, I'm Hugh Jass.
Moe: Telephone. [hands Hugh the receiver]
Hugh: Hello, this is Hugh Jass.
Bart: [surprised] Uh, hi.
Hugh: Who's this?
Bart: Bart Simpson.
Hugh: Well, what can I do for you, Bart?
Bart: Uh, look, I'll level with you, Mister. This is a prank call that sort of backfired, and I'd like to bail out right now.
Hugh: All right. Better luck next time. [hangs up and breathes a sigh] What a nice young man.
Bart: Wait! If you kill my dad, we'll never know where the treasure is buried!
Cargill: What treasure?
Bart: The treasure of... Ima Wiener.
Cargill: "I'm a weiner"?
[Homer and Bart laugh]
Hawaiian Bartender: Aloha.
Bart: Aloha to you, I'm looking for Maya, last name Normusbutt.
Hawaiian Bartender: Hang on, I'll check. Has anyone here seen Maya Normusbutt?
[bar denizens laugh and the bartender there is upset. The scene switches from Hawaii as Bart calls a bar in Australia. The bars name, Crocodile Drunkees]
Australian Bartender: I've got a Drew P. Wiener here. Anyone expecting a Drew P. Wiener? I hold in my hands a "droopy wiener"!
Bar denizen: Better put it down there, mate.
[He and the other patrons laugh. The scene switches from Australia as Bart calls a bar in Sweden. The bar's name, Inga Bar Beermans]
Swedish Bartender: I shall enquire. Is there a Mr. Myfriendsaregay, first name Olaf? Attention everyone, "all of my friends are gay"!
[bar denizens laugh]
Swedish Bartender: Wait a minute, if I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor!
[Bart and Milhouse laugh]
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Q1.HOW DID THE FOURTH HOKAGE DIE?
Q2.WHEN DID SASUKE ACHIEVE THE CURSE MARK?
Q3.WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE FIRST NARUTO MOVIE?
Q4.WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE NINTH OPENING OF NARUTO SHIPPUDEN?
Q5.WHAT IS THE FOURTH HOKAGE'S NAME?
ANSWERS AT THE BOTTOM OF PAGE 2.