Ryan Bologna? NO! MR. BOLOGNA to YOU!

A quick explanation: There's a hot guy named Ryan Bologna! We call him MR. BOLOGNA! So into the fantasy(made almost entirely by Rachel)

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Ryan Bologna waltzed confidently up to the door of the party, clearly intended for people older then himself. When he approached the door and attempted to enter, the guard said to him, "You look a bit young sir."

"Yeah but do you know who I am?" he raised his eyebrows(a beautiful gesture) at the muscular police officer.

"Of course I do, your Ryan Bologna," He said matter-o-factly.

"That's MR. BOLOGNA to you!" Ryan said as two, much younger girls raced up on either side of him.

"That's Right!" the one called Sarah said.

"Yeah! MR. BOlOGNA can enter as he pleases," Rachel said.

The girls held up official MR. BOLOGNA fan club badges. Ryan gave us the them a beautiful thumbs up, and was waved through without further questioning. The girls on the other hand didn't have the same success and went home still giggling that they saw MR. BOLOGNA!

A day at the mall and a Zombified Sarah

A fantasy between Rachel and I involving KEITH!

One day the girls were walking through the mall. Suddenly rache dropped her ipod and said, "OH MY GOD! KEITH!"

Sarah, thinking she was just thinking of him said, "Omg KEITH!"

"No," Rachel said, "OH MY GOD KEITH!" she was pointing towards a VERY good looking boy.

Still completely oblivious Sarah joked, "Keith!"

"NO YOU IDIOT!" Rachel shouted into her cousins face, "KEITH is STANDING RIGHT OVER THERE!"

Finally understanding, Sarah whipped around and saw him, standing there talking with Colton. After taking one look at him, she screamed and fainted. Rachel left Sarah on the ground and walked over very sexily.

"Is your name...Keith?" She asked.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah," He responded.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" She screeched, "Okay, this may seem sudden, but I love you!"

Frightened, keith started to back away saying, "Okay, I'm going to take you to a VEEEERY nice man with a VEEEERY long needle..."

Keith then heard another girl call his name from a lower spot. He looked down and saw Sarah, now a Zombie due to his beautifully bright and straight teeth, grasping his ankle.

"KEITH!" she said.

"Colton!" He called, "We're going to need more needles!"

~HV
This is a personal favorite

The French Bag at Fluff's

Okay, so here is our first fantasy! This NEVER happened, we made it up! DO NOT BELIEVE THIS IS REALLLL!!! (my cousin rachel and I like making up little fantasies for things that we 1: think would be funny 2: want to happen 3: both!)

Rachel knocked on the door. It opened wide to show a super hot guy with bright green eyes in the doorway. She is holding a large bag that appears to be...moving?

"Hey Tyler," she said.

"Hi Rachel, what do you need?"

"Can you help me with my French?"

At the point the bag starts moving. "Rachel," it groans, "Where am I?" It sounded like Sarah.

"Did your bag just move?" he asked

"No!" she says nervously, "of course not!"

After being kicked the bag went limp.

"So about my french..."

The bag began to move again. It groans.

"You're bag IS moving!" Tyler notices.

"Tyler, do you happen to have a stick or club of some sort handy?"

"Of course!" he says and whips out a large club. He hands it to Rachel.

Rachel violently smashes the bag which give one last groan and falls silent.

"So! About my French!" Rachel continues.

~HV
So this fantasy was born after being given a person sized tote bag. We were also thinking about tyler, so this is the result!

P.S. we tried it on sarah, it didn't work!