I've been watching Schindler's List in English class. It's a terrific movie, but the plot's a lot more... I dunno... involved, I guess you'd say, than the movies I usually watch. There's a lot of talking and subtle character development and significant monologues, and it's very easy to get confused. See, if I had made Schindler's List, in the deportation scene, Oscar Schindler would have started gunning down Nazis, and then he would realize that his destiny was to be a Resistance fighter/vigilante. He would be like Captain America, except that he's Czechoslovakian. Captain Czechoslovakia. This is why I'm not a filmmaker.