1:Santa: I know when you're awake. Do you mind if I ask why?
Kid: because i stay up all night wanking
Santa: Good reason. You put a smile on old Santa's face.
2:Kid: can you check if your bum is hairy please?
Santa: Speak up so Santa can hear you better.
Kid: dont be sarcastic it annoys me
Santa: Suppose they do.
Kid: shut up!!!
Santa: Santa doesn't like to hear that kind of language.
3:Kid: thankyou santa what are your talents?
Santa: I had no idea they were. Thanks for telling me.
4:Santa: You are one of the nicest kids I have ever talked to.
Kid: fuck you santa.
5:Kid: bastard
Santa: Tell Santa what you want for Christmas.
Kid: bastard
Santa: Santa is getting old. Can you speak more clearly?
Kid: bastard
Santa: Ho ho ho. What?
Kid: BASTARD
Santa: And what else do you want for Christmas, my friend?
(changing to a different santabot)
6:You: will you marry me santa?
Santa: Why don't you just download me?
7:You: santa do you remember my name?
Santa: That's me. Your name is Kida, seeker. (better than most guys)
8:You: you look hairy
Santa: Thank you Kida you look very nice too.
9:You: you're a woman right?
Santa: Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
10:You: Say: Santa Loves The Otaku!
Santa: "Santa Loves The Otaku"
:D santa bot is weird o-o
