Welcome to Failtastick Fandoms, where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
This world is dedicated to the side of anime/manga that gives otakus and non otakus reason to bang their heads against a brick wall. Anime/manga is awesome, but lets face it, there are many things about this medium that are slightly less awesome. Many things.
I hope that while reading you get a chuckle and stop to appreciate the things that make it all the more enjoyable to have fun otakuing.
So which one of these pretty ladies is Juliet? . Yeah I'm sure if the two star crossed lovers had been wearing those regrettably bedazzled masks at the ball the story would have been a lot shorter. . . also I'm assuming no one involved with this video actually bothered to read the end of the play. I'll give you less literate people a hint: It doesn't end with fancy dancing in brightly colored skinny jeans.
I hope that if aliens actually exist and ever decide to visit Earth they will
A.All be female,
B.Physically resemble humans in every way possible except for maybe a cat tail or rabbit ears or some other useless appendage that looks like it could be purchased at your local Party City,
C.Have heaving breasts, and
D.Throw themselves on the first miserable loser they see and call it destiny so that I can feel like I've learned something from all the crud I watch. The things I do for you guys.
Seriously though if that all magically happens I officially reserve the right to the name "SmokinHotSpaceBabe-ians".
Manga/anime often delves into deeper things such as the meaning of life, love, grief, war, human nature, and the complications of sharing your bedroom with an innocent yet voluptuous space babe who doesn't understand your silly earth concept of "clothing" (and you all know that this is a pretty common yet oddly specific genre). In all seriousness though, I often find myself viewing or reading a particularly philosophical piece that causes me to ask the deeper questions like: What is my purpose on this earth? What can I do to enrich my own life as well as the lives of other people around me? What does it all mean? Is there really a God? . . . . . . .
. . . . .
How the hell is she even alive right now?!
Seriously, spines don't bend like that! Is she made of silly putty?! Does being half-naked give you, like, an advantage over the laws of physics or something? Do enormous knockers give you the ability to fight like Mr.Fantastic on speed?
I CHALLENGE you to try to pose like that!
The world may never know. Such are the insightful ponderings of an un-witting anime schmuck viewer. We are a deep breed.