-WARNING-

The National Blather Service has issued a Severe CitrusStorm Warning for the following area(s):
The world.

Expect torrential downpours of tropical insanity, especially in the morning and evening hours.

I have the worst food luck right now.

Last week I enjoyed some hot dogs that were unsealed and sitting in the fridge for a week.

Today I had some dijon mustard-mayo sauce that was over a month old.

Can't wait to see what happens next week. oO

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